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[Strike Back] You gotta love a show where they keep asking Mr. Scott for more thrust.
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Strike Back is a military drama television series on Cinemax. New episodes are every Friday night at 9pm CST. The show is currently in it's third episode of it's second (third?) season.
Meet Damien Scott, professional LADY KILLER
He's on the phone with your mom right now, and is probably banging her. In fact he's banging her right now, but his dick is so long the only way they can communicate is via cell phone.
Damien Scott is a complete pimp playa, most of the man-ass on the show features him. Which isn't a bad thing at all. He fucks like a champion and even stops to fuck some of the bad guys(girls) while he's undercover and on the way to a bust. He regularly get's out of situations simply by removing his clothes. There's a good reason why he is working for the Brit's and you will find out when you watch the show damn it who do you think I am friggin'; reading rainbow?
He is an ex Delta Force operator who is buddy buddy with this guy:
I'm.. too sexy for my shirt... my sexy british shirt.... so sexy it hurrrrtssss.
Sgt. Stonebridge is a career soldier coming from the S.A.S/S.B.S who could probably wreck the Expendables shit while making them pee their colostomy bags. He's also married so he won't be making Eiffel towers with Damien any time soon. He's British and Tone deaf. He enjoys British stuff like Tea, and is usally the one to get Scott to cool off and use his head.
They go around the world doing missions and stuff like shooting dudes, blowing up dudes, stabbing dudes in the neck with hypodermic needles, getting dudes to shoot their own dudes in frustration.
Last but not least, SGT RICHMONDAMNDATGIRL IS FIIIINEEE
and to think. This was the pic I had to post because I couldn't find the sexy picture.. that's how sexy.. Sexyness off the charts
She is a sexy sexy minx... who also happens to be devastatingly sexy, while being a computer wiz and a bad ass covert operator at the same time.. basically any nerds wet dream incarnate. Oh did I mention she has a British accent? Because she has a British accent. She's fucking Tomb Raider. She is also the woman who I want to have my children, no prenump even.
Together they represent the premiere operators of a top secret fictional British government agency named Section-20. Section-20 is Jack Bauer's version of Disney World. They regularly disregard orders from their superiors in order to shoot things. They have magical satellites EVERYWHERE, and enough giant TV screens to host one damn good game of Battletech. They are commanded by this, also ginger lady
Are you beginning to notice the pattern of don't fuck with red heads/big boobs? Because you should
Colonel Grant. She is basically all the good guys listed above With an even sexier rack. She is ruthless. She get's the job done. Pretty much everyone should be wearing an Assy Mcgee patch on their BDU's because they are all loose cannons but good cops. They shoot valuable targets who have intel just because it's fun. They don't give a fuuuuuuu, because they are going to save the day anyway, deal with it, Tywin Lannister.
Daddy's home.
Charles Dance you say?
Yes, mofuckin' Charles "bands will make him" Dance. Strike Back is like the back room of the party where all the cool kids go to get away from all the annoying hangers on. Game of Thrones characters on the show include, but are not limited to, Ser Davos, Jorah Mormont (Yes Jorah "I'm the mofucking boss" Mormont), aaaand... Charles Dance. Did I say Charles Dance already? We'll he is awesome enough to deserve two mentions. There also may be another one from Thrones but I can't really remember right now off the top of me dome.
There are a few other characters but no one really cares about them.
The show is in it's second season on Cinemax right now. That's right I said Skinemax.. hence the entire show is pretty much a porno. It's rare for an episode to go by without at least one shot of man-ass and two shots of woman-ass.
Technically it is in it's third season, the first was a mini-series that had Rick Grimes from Walking Dead in it, but no one saw that because, British. Although it is said to be also awesome.
There's massive amounts of shooting/gore/boobies/ and special ops shit. Doesn't hurt that Scott and Stonebridge may be one of action's finest comedy teams. They play off each other real well. (fun fact: In real life Stonebridge's actor is American and Scott's is British), however going by the show alone you could never tell. Glad I could ruin it for yah. This OP is a work in progress and will be updated with better synopsis and bio's as I get to them. Spoilers are required at all times as this show is not very popular and most of everyone hasn't seen it yet.
TLDR; It's a badass show about badasses doing badass things while having badass sex and saying stuff like badass and "He said he would cut off our cocks and put them in our mouths" ... "...Awesome"
This is the best damn show on TV that no one is watching. Watch this show or I will kill you.
PS Here's a little video to get a taste of Strike Back's awesomeness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx0IF-qtSUs
Strike Back is a military drama television series on Cinemax. New episodes are every Friday night at 9pm CST. The show is currently in it's third episode of it's second (third?) season.
Meet Damien Scott, professional LADY KILLER
He's on the phone with your mom right now, and is probably banging her. In fact he's banging her right now, but his dick is so long the only way they can communicate is via cell phone.
Damien Scott is a complete pimp playa, most of the man-ass on the show features him. Which isn't a bad thing at all. He fucks like a champion and even stops to fuck some of the bad guys(girls) while he's undercover and on the way to a bust. He regularly get's out of situations simply by removing his clothes. There's a good reason why he is working for the Brit's and you will find out when you watch the show damn it who do you think I am friggin'; reading rainbow?
He is an ex Delta Force operator who is buddy buddy with this guy:
I'm.. too sexy for my shirt... my sexy british shirt.... so sexy it hurrrrtssss.
Sgt. Stonebridge is a career soldier coming from the S.A.S/S.B.S who could probably wreck the Expendables shit while making them pee their colostomy bags. He's also married so he won't be making Eiffel towers with Damien any time soon. He's British and Tone deaf. He enjoys British stuff like Tea, and is usally the one to get Scott to cool off and use his head.
They go around the world doing missions and stuff like shooting dudes, blowing up dudes, stabbing dudes in the neck with hypodermic needles, getting dudes to shoot their own dudes in frustration.
Last but not least, SGT RICHMONDAMNDATGIRL IS FIIIINEEE
and to think. This was the pic I had to post because I couldn't find the sexy picture.. that's how sexy.. Sexyness off the charts
She is a sexy sexy minx... who also happens to be devastatingly sexy, while being a computer wiz and a bad ass covert operator at the same time.. basically any nerds wet dream incarnate. Oh did I mention she has a British accent? Because she has a British accent. She's fucking Tomb Raider. She is also the woman who I want to have my children, no prenump even.
Together they represent the premiere operators of a top secret fictional British government agency named Section-20. Section-20 is Jack Bauer's version of Disney World. They regularly disregard orders from their superiors in order to shoot things. They have magical satellites EVERYWHERE, and enough giant TV screens to host one damn good game of Battletech. They are commanded by this, also ginger lady
Are you beginning to notice the pattern of don't fuck with red heads/big boobs? Because you should
Colonel Grant. She is basically all the good guys listed above With an even sexier rack. She is ruthless. She get's the job done. Pretty much everyone should be wearing an Assy Mcgee patch on their BDU's because they are all loose cannons but good cops. They shoot valuable targets who have intel just because it's fun. They don't give a fuuuuuuu, because they are going to save the day anyway, deal with it, Tywin Lannister.
Daddy's home.
Charles Dance you say?
Yes, mofuckin' Charles "bands will make him" Dance. Strike Back is like the back room of the party where all the cool kids go to get away from all the annoying hangers on. Game of Thrones characters on the show include, but are not limited to, Ser Davos, Jorah Mormont (Yes Jorah "I'm the mofucking boss" Mormont), aaaand... Charles Dance. Did I say Charles Dance already? We'll he is awesome enough to deserve two mentions. There also may be another one from Thrones but I can't really remember right now off the top of me dome.
There are a few other characters but no one really cares about them.
The show is in it's second season on Cinemax right now. That's right I said Skinemax.. hence the entire show is pretty much a porno. It's rare for an episode to go by without at least one shot of man-ass and two shots of woman-ass.
Technically it is in it's third season, the first was a mini-series that had Rick Grimes from Walking Dead in it, but no one saw that because, British. Although it is said to be also awesome.
There's massive amounts of shooting/gore/boobies/ and special ops shit. Doesn't hurt that Scott and Stonebridge may be one of action's finest comedy teams. They play off each other real well. (fun fact: In real life Stonebridge's actor is American and Scott's is British), however going by the show alone you could never tell. Glad I could ruin it for yah. This OP is a work in progress and will be updated with better synopsis and bio's as I get to them. Spoilers are required at all times as this show is not very popular and most of everyone hasn't seen it yet.
TLDR; It's a badass show about badasses doing badass things while having badass sex and saying stuff like badass and "He said he would cut off our cocks and put them in our mouths" ... "...Awesome"
This is the best damn show on TV that no one is watching. Watch this show or I will kill you.
PS Here's a little video to get a taste of Strike Back's awesomeness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx0IF-qtSUs Nintendo Switch friend code: 7305-5583-0420. Add me!
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Also, I have never watched (or heard of?) a show made by Cinemax. This decreases Strike Back's legitness.
Trust me.. it's worth it big time. Also, Jack Bauer would shit his pants if Scott and Stonebridge came at him. They are just that objectively awesome at what they do.
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We need him alive! (nervous chuckling)
FOX's writers used a ton of shortcuts to make Bauer seem more badass than he actually was.
I remember there was this one episode where he had to convince a mob force that he was 'one of them' by killing a guy on their list. He killed the guy and showed the proof, but it turns out Jack's victim was a PEDOPHILE, OOOoooOOOoooOOO!
Lame as hell and a real cop out so Jack never goes into the morally grey area for good.
Maybe it is the fact that it involves guns and more spec ops stuff. I dislike the vagueness of other espionage shows. Part of the genre but hard to digest in my case.
I can't wait to catch the second season.
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"We have years of struggle ahead, mostly within ourselves." - Made in USA
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seriously you guys are missing out on some great television.. don't be elitests.. don't miss out on this show.. It's fuckin amazing.
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Seriously, when the cable guide description says something like "Section 20 must track down so-and-so's activist daughter" and your first thought is calculating the over/under for 'minutes it will take Scott to hit that after meeting/seeing her for the first time', you know the guy has a staggering track record.
Oh OK, so; Strike Back series 1 just doesn't exist for US viewers? You call Series 2 "Season 1" and Richard Armitage was never around?
Hopefully this is a surprise then! There's another season of this, before the first season!
New thread title Y/N
It existed for like the first 3 minutes in the US version. Then was mentioned in the last 30 seconds of "Season 1". And then was never heard from again.
Oh and: Y.
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Nothing good ever happens when Nigerians show up in South Africa, does it?
That was like watching a level of Call of Duty, I am interested. Plus it shares a theme song with Borderlands 2, and that's dope as well. Going to have to check this show out.
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Harry Pearce rarely stayed in the office as I recall. :P
Heh. True.
edit: thread title change done
You know, if they ever need a push by the fans to keep the show going kind of like what happened with Fringe and redvines.. I suggest we all send condoms to Cinemax adressed to Damien Scott.
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http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Cinemax-Renews-Scripted-Drama-Strike-Back-Season-3-47713.html
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The guys and co get spotted by a bad guy the bearded CIA dude is talking to and they catch bad guy who says Big Terrorists Guy is flying in care of Lazerby.
Dalton starts popping pills and losing it over Baxter being killed.
Lazerby has sexy time with his boyfriend then heads to a bar where he meets bearded CIA dude, but not before hitting on Stonebridge.
Scott gets a hotties phone number while standing around during the operation because he's Mr. Scott.
Lazerby scares bearded CIA guy by killing his boyfriends possible cheating lover, the bartender that followed them in. Shoots boyfriends finger. Lazerby is a bit crazy.
They scoop up the boyfriend and pump him for info. Big Terrorist Guy is coming in at an airfield at noon.
They seemingly convince bearded CIA dude not to bail after the crazy shit he just saw.
Scott has gone 45 minutes without getting laid. Fixes this with the hotties phone number. He leaves. She pulls out a photo of him. Dun dun dun.
They hit the airfield, car chase, gun fight, no Big Terrorist, just some woman. Dalton, losing her mind, tells them to bring her back.
Dalton is about to interrogate the probably innocent mostly woman like she's never been interrogated before, but uh...her boss, shows up.
Dalton is now on leave for being out of it. Shoo.
She doesn't see this as a reason not to swipe the woman and stuff her in a trunk to get to that interrogation I mentioned before.
The End.
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Fuck me.
And good way to ambush someone hotel-guy. Twiddle with the silencer pointing at the ceiling. S&S sure should be scared of you.
On the other hand:
I don't think I want any kind of disease trying to take out one of our immortal duo. Just bad form. If if succeeds fuck that, if it doesn't it distracts from the bullets and boobs, and explosions.