Gentle[chat]ly advice

Gonmun

Welcome fellow scholars and extraordinary individuals. Shall we partake in more of the ribbing of those so uncouth as to not offer assistance to a lady? Methinks so.



Prepare yourselves, we venture once more into the void!

Organichu

TYPING TO Y'ALL WAS MY COPING MECHANISM

Cinders

emnmnme

Organichu wrote:

i'm not gonna lie i feel bad now that i didn't help her

but at the time i was just frozen with horror and typing so i could block her out

america made me this way, by putting all those ignorable bums in the middle of my commute

i do feel bad now

Kitty Genovese is rolling in her grave, chu.

Thomamelas

Police in Knoxville say two men attempted to carjack a vehicle, but failed because they couldn’t drive a stick shift.

Ravenhpltc24

Haha. I think you can blame the crowd mentality on this one, Organichu. When there are lots of people around to help, NO ONE HELPS.

syndalis

Podly wrote:

last few days I've eaten mostly fast food after having it almost never for like two months

I feel like SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Podly wrote:

I better be seeing some some fucking titties REAL soon

These are related in a way you may not want.

Gonmun

Also was not expecting to make that [chat] whatsoever. Think that's only the second one I've ever made.

Thanks Obama @Jacobkosh!

Solomaxwell6

Last time I was in New York, I saw a girl crying in a McDonalds. I went over to ask if she needed any help, and she looked up at me with big puppy dog eyes, tears rolling down her cheeks, and she said

"No. I'm fine."

spool32

@ravenhpltc24 no worries, happens to everyone from time to time.

AManFromEarth

It's okay, Chu.

When I see the homeless I just throw acid at their shoes.

Shoes are the thing with eyes and a nose, right?

Feral

There's probably salvageable hardware in that laptop. The RAM and CPU might still be good!

Abdhyius

Coping for what? A stranger smashing a laptop?

bowen

Chu, the good thing is shit that happens on campus is covered under their parent's home owners policies.

Tamin

Well, it was '96, but Mission Impossible has some genuinely terrible "we're on the internet" scenes.

japan

Feral wrote: »

There's probably salvageable hardware in that laptop. The RAM and CPU might still be good!

And the hard disk!

Everything on it is probably still salvageable.

Sparvy

Everyones reaction to hearing about a woman in emotional distress

"Dude you should hit that"

Sir Landshark

Chu that was a good move breaking that girl's laptop. One less person to compete for As.

AManFromEarth

Gonmun wrote: »

Also was not expecting to make that [chat] whatsoever. Think that's only the second one I've ever made.

Thanks Obama @Jacobkosh!

Are your [chat]s better than they were four years ago?

No!

Can we afford four more years of a mod who thinks that if you create a successful thread, you didn't build that?

Organichu

i mean if someone were mugging her i'd have reacted immediately

but the emotional comforting... over smashing a laptop... i froze

i froze and i failed us all

emnmnme

Feral wrote: »

There's probably salvageable hardware in that laptop. The RAM and CPU might still be good!

You remind me of the vultures at the end of this video.

Thomamelas

japan wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

There's probably salvageable hardware in that laptop. The RAM and CPU might still be good!

And the hard disk!

Everything on it is probably still salvageable.

Probably not the shell. And possibly not the LCD.

Dark Raven X

Today we were taught how to be empathetic and deliver bad news.

By watching Philadelphia.

Ravenhpltc24

Dark Raven X wrote: »

Today we were taught how to be empathetic and deliver bad news.

By watching Philadelphia.

Excellent.

Podly

syndalis wrote: »

Podly wrote:

last few days I've eaten mostly fast food after having it almost never for like two months

I feel like SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Podly wrote:

I better be seeing some some fucking titties REAL soon

These are related in a way you may not want.

Organichu

Dark Raven X wrote: »

Today we were taught how to be empathetic and deliver bad news.

By watching Philadelphia.

andy

andy you're a gay man with AIDS and i hate you for it

Gonmun

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Gonmun wrote: »

Also was not expecting to make that [chat] whatsoever. Think that's only the second one I've ever made.

Thanks Obama @Jacobkosh!

Are your [chat]s better than they were four years ago?

No!

Can we afford four more years of a mod who thinks that if you create a successful thread, you didn't build that?

:cry:

Actually, my Optimus Prime [chat] waaaaaay back was pretty damn successful IIRC. Beat out the competition on that one.

Solomaxwell6

Let's say a flock of kangaroos were shipped from Australia to one of the American prairie states. Could they establish a colony large enough to thrive and prosper, how many would be necessary to create that thriving colony, and how much would it be able to expand (ie given enough time for the American roo population to grow, could they live in the forests of upstate New York or the swamps of Florida)?

japan

Thomamelas wrote: »

japan wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

There's probably salvageable hardware in that laptop. The RAM and CPU might still be good!

And the hard disk!

Everything on it is probably still salvageable.

Probably not the shell. And possibly not the LCD.

I meant the data. It seems mad to me to leave the hard disk, even if the rest is junk.

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/21/daycare-workers-accused-running-toddler-fight-club/?cmpid=cmty_fb_Delaware_day_care_workers_accused_of_running_toddler_fight_club

Organichu

Solomaxwell6 wrote: »

Let's say a flock of kangaroos were shipped from Australia to one of the American prairie states. Could they establish a colony large enough to thrive and prosper, how many would be necessary to create that thriving colony, and how much would it be able to expand (ie given enough time for the American roo population to grow, could they live in the forests of upstate New York or the swamps of Florida)?

*preemptively opens checkbook*

Abdhyius

Coping for what? A stranger smashing a laptop?

Podly

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/21/daycare-workers-accused-running-toddler-fight-club/?cmpid=cmty_fb_Delaware_day_care_workers_accused_of_running_toddler_fight_club

No pinching, only punching

is my life motto

Organichu

Abdhyius wrote: »

Coping for what? A stranger smashing a laptop?

she was mega upset, dude. i mean, wailing like her fiancee died in her arms.

Mojo_Jojo

Solomaxwell6 wrote: »

Let's say a flock of kangaroos were shipped from Australia to one of the American prairie states. Could they establish a colony large enough to thrive and prosper, how many would be necessary to create that thriving colony, and how much would it be able to expand (ie given enough time for the American roo population to grow, could they live in the forests of upstate New York or the swamps of Florida)?

Wallabies are pretty much kangaroos and they live fine anywhere. It's in fashion to have one as an organic lawnmower

AManFromEarth

Solomaxwell6 wrote: »

Let's say a flock of kangaroos were shipped from Australia to one of the American prairie states. Could they establish a colony large enough to thrive and prosper, how many would be necessary to create that thriving colony, and how much would it be able to expand (ie given enough time for the American roo population to grow, could they live in the forests of upstate New York or the swamps of Florida)?

Without the kangaroo's natural predator, the koala, they would grow out of control. Within a year the great plains are uninhabitable and everything west of the Mississippi is abandoned. Our only hope is that they don't understand bridge technology. Or Canada.

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

Organichu wrote: »

Solomaxwell6 wrote: »

Let's say a flock of kangaroos were shipped from Australia to one of the American prairie states. Could they establish a colony large enough to thrive and prosper, how many would be necessary to create that thriving colony, and how much would it be able to expand (ie given enough time for the American roo population to grow, could they live in the forests of upstate New York or the swamps of Florida)?

*preemptively opens checkbook*

kickstarter

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

Organichu wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Coping for what? A stranger smashing a laptop?

she was mega upset, dude. i mean, wailing like her fiancee died in her arms.

I would lose my shit if my laptop was destroyed.

Cinders

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/21/daycare-workers-accused-running-toddler-fight-club/?cmpid=cmty_fb_Delaware_day_care_workers_accused_of_running_toddler_fight_club

It's like monkey knife fights but better!

japan

Mojo_Jojo wrote: »

Solomaxwell6 wrote: »

Let's say a flock of kangaroos were shipped from Australia to one of the American prairie states. Could they establish a colony large enough to thrive and prosper, how many would be necessary to create that thriving colony, and how much would it be able to expand (ie given enough time for the American roo population to grow, could they live in the forests of upstate New York or the swamps of Florida)?

Wallabies are pretty much kangaroos and they live fine anywhere. It's in fashion to have one as an organic lawnmower

There are apparently a few feral colonies around in the south of England.

syndalis

In unrelated news, I went to bojangles a few days ago for breakfast, got one chicken biscuit, and a water.

I normally eat 4 times more than that when I go there (Bo sweet tea, hash browns, Chicken Biscuit and Steak Biscuit).

Feelin' p good about mah self control