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[PHALLA] Final Fantasy XIV: CLOSED Shalmelo and Cythraul WIN!

TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
edited September 2012 in Critical Failures
Final Fantasy XIV: A Phalla Reborn


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Entered World: Phalla

Entered Zone: The Black Shroud


Joined Linkshell “Penny Arcade”

Aria Loshi>> What the hell? Where is all my stuff!?

Gamerchick 88>> Apparently hackers uploaded a virus onto the World and destroyed all the items. Everyone has been given another free month of game time and a free fishing rod.

Gunther Fortin>> Do you guys mind, you’re ruining the RP atmosphere.




If you have never played a Phalla before, for the love of the Elementals go here.

This is not a conventional Phalla, it will have lots of mechanics, lots of roles/classes and some interesting twists. It should be a good time had by all but it won’t be ‘normal’ by any means.


There will be Seers, Vigilantes, Guards, Vote Manipulation (Positive only) and some new roles. There will not be Thralls, Conversions, Millers, Insane/Chaotic Seer and/or disconnected players coming back. All Role PMs are unaltered Truth. If there is something in your Role that changes the rules I am about to lay out, the Role PM trumps it. I will not make any further Clarifications unless they are PMd. If such a Clarification is deemed global enough I will post it in the Clarification section below, as well as in its own post.


Health Points: Everyone starts with 100% HP, to keep things easy everything is expressed in %’s. Depending on what happens some of the % totals will get ridiculous but in the end it is math I’ll need to do. If your HP changes you’ll be receiving a PM to notify you.

Day Structure/Order (All in Eastern Standard Time -5 GMT)
New Day 10pm
Mid Day 12pm
Role PMs before 8pm
Vote Closes 9pm
Narration 9:30pm

Narration’s order of operation is as follows. Everything happens at the same time, so if a Vig kills a Seers’ target, the Seer still gets the results. First to last: Abilities Activate/used -> Abilities resolve/end ->Vote Resolution


In XIV your class is based on what weapon you have equipped. As such your Role is based on the weapon(s) you possess. Your Role may be given to another player, anonymously, if you haven’t used it yet. Once you have used your ability it can’t be given away. It is sent as the Role PM for that Role, for that Day. Hence it resolves after Abilities are activated but before Abilities or the Vote resolves. So if a Role is handed to someone who is then voted for, or otherwise removed, the Role is effectively destroyed as well.

A single player may possess up to two weapons, and therefore two Roles. You may use both abilities if you have them. If the player you targeted to give your Role to is unable to take it a “Sorry the recipient [insert target’s name] mailbox is full” PM will be sent out.

Group/Party System: Every Phalla at one point or another has networks. I’m rewarding you for it. Parties are limited to 5 players max, for every 5 votes within the same party for the same person they give 1 extra vote for that person. You may only be in 1 group at a time.

Forming a Party: Send a PM to me with everyone attached and the purpose of the PM. Everyone must “Accept” in some fashion. Once at least 2 players have accepted the party is formed, the others have till Role Call at 8pm to accept or they “Denied” the invite. After which I will create a new PM with the appropriate members.

Party Leader: The player who initiates the Party is Party Leader by default. They may “Give Leadership” to someone else, “Oust” (kick) someone in the party, or “Disband” the party all together. Again such must be received by Role Call at 8pm.

Adding Players to an existing Party: It is truly up to you as a player if you wish to allow a new player to join an already existing party and be able to read the history. It is also acceptable to start a new group. To add a player to an existing group the Party Leader simply starts a PM with the three of us and they must “Accept” by 8pm. If you’re starting a new group, be sure to notify the previous group PM.

Private Boards and Parties: I have a lot of things going on, and as great as this is all going to be for all of you it’s going to be a nightmare for me. I will not be moderating proboards, if you wish to host one, Give me an invite. The board must have a topic designating it is for group mechanics. Each group must have a separate topic. The OP (opening post) must be kept up to date listing the members. I will still require each member to post in the topic “Accept”, “Leave”, etc. Obviously this would be preferred over PM groups but the other option is there for those that need it.


I also request to be attached to every PM, and given Access to every private board pertaining to this Phalla. Not that I don’t trust you as players, I would really just like to see what is going on your end. Be able to gauge things as needed.
Terms that will be used:
/Linkshell = The Forum
/Party = A private chat board/Group PM
/Tell = PMs (Not Role or Group PMs)


Lastly Player size/Registration: I’m hoping for 60 players with a rolling 10 signup. This means for every 10 people who sign up those 10 get in. Anyone over the last 10 (10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or 60) but before the next 10 are automatically reserved. This is to try and keep a nice round number. I’ll adjust as needed down or up as we get closer to sign-up closing. But in the meantime go hound your friends to play. I’ve put a lot of work into this and hope as many people as possible can enjoy it.
Signups/Retractions are to be in Bold and Lime. IE: Trueneverborn
Votes are to be in Bold and Red. Trueneverborn

Signups are scheduled to be closed 9/8/2012 9pm (-5 GMT). I may push it back depending on how close we are to a round 10, but no extension longer then 1 extra day.

Patch 1.99 Complete
Cythraul
Shalmelo
Stever777


Players Logged off:
Day 1:
Phyphor - Player, Disconnected, Banned
Cayrus - Player, Reset by Admin, Under Investigation
Capfalcon - Player, Returned, Under Investigation

Day 2:
Kime - Player, Disconnected, Banned
TheRoadVirus - Player, Thamaturge, Reset by Admin, Under Investigation
Anialos - Player, Returned, Under Investigation
JDarksun - Player, Rolesmith, Returned, Under Investigation
Koan - Hacker, AFK/Inactivus, Banned
Arasaki - Player, AFK/Inactivus, Banned
Megafrost - Player, Logged out, Banned

Day 3:
SaberOverEasy - Player, Marauder, Disconnected, Banned
Langly - Hacker, Conjurer, Reset by Admin, Under Investigation
MrTLicious – Hacker, Marauder, Returned, Under Investigation
Ketbra - Crafter, Rolesmith, Returned, Under Investigation
Kilnaga – Player, Returned, Under Investigation
38thDoe – Player, Conjurer, Returned, Under Investigation

Day 4:
Unearthly Stew - Player, Disconnected, Banned
Mi-Go Hunter - Hacker, Gladiator, Reset by Admin, Under Investigation
Tayrun – Player, Returned, Under Investigation
SLyM - Player, Returned, Under Investigation
Typhus733 – Player, Returned, Under Investigation
The Anonymous – Gamemaster, Conjurer, Logged Off

Day 5:
Egos - Player, Disconnected, Banned
Lucedes. - Hacker, Thamaturge Reset by Admin, Under Investigation
Baidol - Player, Returned, Under Investigation
[color=]Citizen[/color] - Player, Returned, Under Investigation
Vagrant_Winds – Player, AFK, Banned

Day 6:
Premium - Player, Disconnected, Banned
Delmain. –Hacker, Pugilist, Reset by Admin, Under Investigation
Mill - Player, Returned, Under Investigation
I Needed A Name To Post - Gamemaster, Archer, Returned, Under Investigation
Obifett – Hacker, Lancer, Returned, Under Investigation

Day 7:
Void Slayer - Player, Disconnected, Banned
BlahmcBlah. - Hacker, Reset by Admin, Under Investigation
JLeo - Rolesmith, Returned, Under Investigation

Day 8:
SeGaTai - Gamemaster, Disconnected, Banned
Lonelyahava - Hacker, Archer, Reset by Admin, Under Investigation
Assuran - Player, Returned, Under Investigation


Narrations:
Day 0: Service message
Day 1: Confusion Abound
Day 2: ROFLcopter
Day 3: Bring out your Jobs!
Day 4: Gamemasters, I lost my stuff!
Day 5: Wand to know what that was?
Day 6: Hackers ain't Hacks
Day 7: Hacker-R-Us
Day 8: Dire Straights

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So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited September 2012
    Clarifications:

    -Clarification question which shows that I didn't read the OP-

    Clarification Granted: You are correct. Doing clarifications by PM only, for any who missed that. A: Insures I see it B:Kinda wanted it to FEEL like you had to open a legit support ticket C: Cause I like shenanigans and you are all my puppets. :P



    -How do I start a Party?-

    All party members must be added into a single PM then, After Day 0 Narration, someone must post a List of Group Invites. All those invited have till 8pm (-5GMT) that day to "Accept." Anything positive/Affrimative is fine. Example:

    Trueneverborn posts: Okay, here is the group invite. Leader: Me Members: A, B, C, and D.
    A : Yup!
    B : Accept
    D : Sure

    In this example the party is now PL:Trueneverborn with A, B and D as members. C never accepted so therefore will not be a member unless s/he is REINVITED the following day.



    -What is a Party Role Action?-

    Party Role Actions (Group Invite, Accept, Leave, Disband, Kick, Promote and Invite) are all considered a Role for purposes of uses per Day. IE: You may only make ONE per day. This does mean Party A loses 2 people, it will take them 2 days to invite 2 new members.

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Signup!

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Mmm, juicy juicy limes

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    I haven't played a FF since X but signup.

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  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    @38thDoe Sadly not much has really changed since X, except that Square got a reality check when XIV fell on it's face. SO in all honesty you shouldn't have any issues :P

    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds is pumped-up. Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    /tell Egos: I put on my robe and black mage hat.

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I haven't played a Phalla since Death but signup

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I like Final Fantasy!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Who wants to form a party with me?

    As a disclaimer, be aware that if you form a party with me, you will lose everything that you hold dear to you. Since I'm going to destroy everything that is not in our party.

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Alright everyone, let's mosey.

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Ask me about them!Registered User regular
    So many magic missles into random bits of darkness.

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    I'm in Kime.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    I'm in Kime.
    :winky:

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Must. Sign. Up.

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  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    Client Patch 1.9 complete, Patching. . .

    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    If I have a chance to be an anime character...

    Of course! SIGNUP

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  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Downloading...

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    PSN SeGaTai
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  • KetBraKetBra hiRegistered User regular
    Yeah I'll do this thing

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Who wants to form a party with me?

    As a disclaimer, be aware that if you form a party with me, you will lose everything that you hold dear to you. Since I'm going to destroy everything that is not in our party.
    I'm in!

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Sign up

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    I'm in Kime.
    :winky:

    It stops being as witty when you point it out for them.

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    There we go. Appropriate-d my avatar

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    If somebody I love dies, I am gonna be soooo pissed.

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    The shitty bagpipe music from Sandoria is playing in my brain, @Kaplar

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    -Clarification question which shows that I didn't read the OP-

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  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    -Clarification question which shows that I didn't read the OP-

    Clarification Granted: You are correct. Doing clarifications by PM only, for any who missed that. A: Insures I see it B:Kinda wanted it to FEEL like you had to open a legit support ticket C: Cause I like shenanigans and you are all my puppets. :P

    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    signup

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    OBI LIVES! LET US TEAMKILL HIM WITH OUR STAVES

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    My only regret is that I didn't drink every pub dry and sleep with every woman on the planet.
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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    yay we're up to 8 in our group. 2 more and we get in the next round of beta invites!

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Mage LF39M Rag

    Wrong game? How did I get in here?

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    WTB [Portal to Hoth] 120G PST.

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Also, new magic box!
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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Mage LF39M Rag

    Wrong game? How did I get in here?

    You go ahead and start summoning food and water, we'll be right behind you.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    First post-PAX phalla Let's do it.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    OBI LIVES! LET US TEAMKILL HIM WITH OUR STAVES

    Yeah, a one month break was all I needed.

    And don't touch me with your "stave", or whatever you kids are calling it these days.

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    OBI LIVES! LET US TEAMKILL HIM WITH OUR STAVES

    Yeah, a one month break was all I needed.

    And don't touch me with your "stave", or whatever you kids are calling it these days.

    Meatstave of +4 pestilence, I call mine.

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  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    Client Patch 1.91 complete, Patching. . .

    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I hope they nerfed shamans in this patch!

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