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[Cards Against Humanity] Apples to Apples for awful people (Ye olde bustedness)

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    You haven't truly lived until you've experienced the size of my penis and lockjaw at the same time. Girth over width...awwww yeaaaaah.

    Short, but with the circumference of a can of tuna.

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    I'm glad everyone got their answers in this morning.

    What made Spock cry? Cheating in the Special Olympics (OminousLozenge)
    What made Spock cry? Feeding Rosie O'Donnell (Kaplar) (*)
    What made Spock cry? Jewish fraternities (Vertroue)
    What made Spock cry? The folly of man (Cythraul)
    What made Spock cry? Silence (Anialos)
    What made Spock cry? Italians (LostNinja)

    @MrTLicious, what got you a bucket full of valuable Vulcan tears?

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    There are some oddly enjoyable mental scenes in there.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    There are some oddly enjoyable mental scenes in there.

    Indeed. Good job everyone. Kudos all around.

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Can I pre-emptively put myself back into the reserves? Multiple times? :D

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Feeding Rosie O'Donnell is the worst one.

    And by worst I of course mean best.

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    It almost became the worst for Kaplar. One second later and a prosthetic arm would've been required.

    Round 45: Kaplar is judging

    Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with ________.

    Please PM your answers while Kaplar gathers the little kids for the dinner rush.

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Am I going to end up burning through my buffer tonight?

    Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with the Three-Fifths compromise. (Anialos)
    Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with survivor's guilt. (Cythraul)
    Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with oncoming traffic. (LostNinja) (*)
    Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with free samples. (OminousLozenge)
    Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with lumberjack fantasies. (MrTLicious)
    Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with whatever a McRib is made of. (Vertroue)

    @Kaplar, how is the kid going to be introduced to Uncle Darwin?

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    I have an extra card now after that last draw, was that intentional?

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Your hand was deemed lacking.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Phrasing!

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Almost ran into a few on the way home from my parents house. These children are gonna have to come to terms with oncoming traffic.

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Don't blame LostNinja, they did everything they could to take that particular episode of Dora the Explorer out of circulation.

    Round 46: LostNinja is judging

    What's that sound?

    Please PM your answers while LostNinja checks to see if we need to make Red Asphalt: Kindergarten Edition.

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    I thought "lumberjack fantasies" was particularly appropriate for a Wes Anderson film.

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Fair warning: this will likely be the last round until Monday.

    What's that sound? The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East (Vertroue)
    What's that sound? A bunch of nerds sitting around giggling like nine year olds at dick jokes (Anialos)
    What's that sound? A greased-up Matthew McConaughey (OminousLozenge) (*)
    What's that sound? That ass (Kaplar)
    What's that sound? Inappropriate yodeling (Cythraul)
    What's that sound? Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding (MrTLicious)

    @LostNinja, what's tickling your ears?

    Man in the Mists on
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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    The sound must be all of the swooning women from seeing a greased-up Matthew McConaughey.

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    If all the squealing is making your ears hurt, just remember to blame OminousLozenge.

    Next round in two days. Break time!

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Yay, finally home.

    Round 47: OminousLozenge is judging

    During high school, I never really fit in until I found _______ club.

    Please PM your answers while I try to convince my cat to undo this molecular bond.

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Uuuugh, do I really have to go back to work?

    During high school, I never really fit in until I found autoerotic asphyxiation club. (MrTLicious)
    During high school, I never really fit in until I found actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers club. (Cythraul) (*)
    During high school, I never really fit in until I found clams club. (Kaplar)
    During high school, I never really fit in until I found an M16 assault rifle club. (LostNinja)
    During high school, I never really fit in until I found appreciative snapping club. (Anialos)
    During high school, I never really fit in until I found dying club. (Vertroue)

    @OminousLozenge‌, what made high school slightly less shitty?

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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    I used to feel like a freak, until I found a club full of literal mutants. Now I'm the normal one!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    \o/

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    And I think that's the game, if I just picked Cythraul's card.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    What do you think about that, mutants?

    *groan* *gurgle* "Nyagh" *splurp*

    I think what they meant to say is:

    CYTHRAUL VICTORY!

    I have to admit, I thought Anialos was going to run away with this one. Then something happened and well...

    Man in the Mists on
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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Sorry about the format fail, I'll fix it when I get home.

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    My victory coinciding with a format fail? Seems fitting! Was a fun game :D

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Congrats Cythraul!
    Reserve!

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Do I get a victory lap, or should I hit the reserves? ;)

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Thanks to the host for a fun game, as always!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Man I'm one short of being in the next game D:

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    <_<
    I'm one short of being in the next next game.
    ~SO JEALOUS~

    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    We must murder someone in the line.

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Oh wait. I can't count to 7.
    Still, murdering someone to shift TRV into another game seems like a winning strategy.

    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Hah! Jokes on you, I already filled every orifice I have with Semtex. suckers

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Please put me back on the reserve list!

    And congrats Cythraul!

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    While the next game won't start until the weekend, let's get the next group established. @Jdarksun, @Iron Weasel, @See317, @Kuhlmeye, @Cayrus, @Dancing Owlbear, and @Auralynx are you ready to play in the next game? If so, let me know if you want winner judge, rotating judge, audience vote, or gambler style.

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Always game for CAH.

    I'm on a podcast with other PA folk. Which? That DnD Podcast.
    Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    I'm in.
    What is gambler style?

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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Start with 10 points, ante one each round (except the judge), judge gives out the points according to how much they like the answers (up to three winners).

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Wow. Not only did I sign up months ago, I apparently had a draft post from about then.

    I'm in, audience judge.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    reserve for next game!!!

    vertroue on
    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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