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GUYS, I'M IN OREGON AND IT'S LESBIAN DAY!

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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'll go make some pancakes. Do people in Portland eat pancakes? Or do they just borrow the silverware you set out for them?

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    whippy, you can have my lamp shaped like a turtle, I named it noodles but you can call it something else if that is not a good name

    knob, I have a big jar of expired multivitamins for you, and a marilyn monroe candle

    i will so totally take your lamp shaped like a turtle named noodles oh my god

    what else is there

    what's the best you got

    Whippy on
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    for some reason when you said bisquick I confused it with

    00189CL.GIF

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    expired multivitamins?

    awesome this is how frank miller comics start

    strangely they mostly end in rape

    I like where this is going.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it's best to take these vitamins dissolved in alcoholic beverages in a bar that is closer to my home than yours

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    i wonder what happened to frank miller that makes him think all the ladies are hookers or rape victims

    sometimes very special ladies get to be both

    Knob on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whippy, you can have my lamp shaped like a turtle, I named it noodles but you can call it something else if that is not a good name

    knob, I have a big jar of expired multivitamins for you, and a marilyn monroe candle

    i will so totally take your lamp shaped like a turtle named noodles oh my god

    what else is there

    what's the best you got
    goodness I don't know, I have a lot of dumb kitsch

    noodles is pretty much king of all he sees

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    oh yeah i remembered what i was going to ask you

    how is your turtle and what is going to happen to him

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i wonder what happened to frank miller that makes him think all the ladies are hookers or rape victims

    sometimes very special ladies get to be both
    Who knows, but I've talked to his brother a few times and he seems totally normal.

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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Are Chicken Biskits still manufactured?

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was in Portland for the Rose Festival

    The highlight of the trip was a brief pit stop in Astoria at the mouth of the river, here I saw where the sidewalk ends. I walked about 3 blocks to the end of the town, and the concrete stopped and continued in dirt.

    Portland was notable for smelling of urine, and I'm guessing roses? I don't know.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    whippy whippy whippy hey

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Rose festival is lame, definitely not representative of how cool the city is.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    whippy whippy whippy hey

    wee gabba gabba what

    Whippy on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Are Chicken Biskits still manufactured?

    Sir, I believe you are asking about Chicken IN a Biskit, and sadly yes, they are still manufactured.

    Veggie Thins have not yet usurped their shelf-space.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    whippy whippy whippy hey

    wee gabba gabba what

    nothin

    i just wanted you to pay attention to me for a minute

    swoon

    Knob on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am losing my turtle in the breakup which doesn't make any sense at all since I bought him and I take care of him, but I don't think he would travel well anyway

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    hey what would you think if i moved to the town that rank lives in

    Knob on
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    whippy whippy whippy hey

    wee gabba gabba what

    nothin

    i just wanted you to pay attention to me for a minute

    swoon

    oh, awesome

    let's write a comic

    it can be a frank miller parody

    where every girl is a big tittied naked whore and every man is also a big tittied naked whore

    Whippy on
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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Are Chicken Biskits still manufactured?

    Sir, I believe you are asking about Chicken IN a Biskit, and sadly yes, they are still manufactured.

    Veggie Thins have not yet usurped their shelf-space.
    I look at the box. and I see "Chicken" and "Biskit", I assume the title follows. I suppose I'm mistaken, thank you, Mam.

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hey what would you think if i moved to the town that rank lives in

    I think you two would either rule it or destroy it in the wake of your battle.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hey what would you think if i moved to the town that rank lives in

    I think that would be awesome to the point that, man, I don't know how to properly convey the awesomeness there but it would be so awesome

    is it totally gay to say that we would be the best of friends

    Whippy on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hey man I love chikin in a biskits

    they are literally coated with a wall of inch-thick sodium

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    the protagonist is Beef Meatsteak

    he is a lantern jawed, hook nosed, stubble chinned big tittied naked whore

    Knob on
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sleep for me

    later dogs

    Sami on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hey what would you think if i moved to the town that rank lives in

    I think that would be awesome to the point that, man, I don't know how to properly convey the awesomeness there but it would be so awesome

    is it totally gay to say that we would be the best of friends

    it is totally gay

    it is also totally true

    so y'know

    whatev

    Knob on
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sodium is my favorite.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    sleep for me

    later dogs

    yeah me too

    night Sami

    night fags

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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Do I come off as a Sir?

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    will someone talk to this guy before he blows an o-ring

    Knob on
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hey what would you think if i moved to the town that rank lives in

    I think that would be awesome to the point that, man, I don't know how to properly convey the awesomeness there but it would be so awesome

    is it totally gay to say that we would be the best of friends

    it is totally gay

    it is also totally true

    so y'know

    whatev


    Jesus

    You two are making me need insulin

    Pkmoutl on
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hey what would you think if i moved to the town that rank lives in

    I think that would be awesome to the point that, man, I don't know how to properly convey the awesomeness there but it would be so awesome

    is it totally gay to say that we would be the best of friends

    it is totally gay

    it is also totally true

    so y'know

    whatev

    are you actually going to do this

    because that brings up a lot of awesome questions

    like

    will your bring your commonlaw wife and kid

    (darkpeachtree i have been getting the vibe that you are a lady but if that's not true it's cool too)

    Whippy on
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Do I come off as a Sir?

    No.

    Shut up.

    (how was that, bonK?)

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    you insulin can't stop the love

    Knob on
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I admit it

    I'm jealous

    There, I said it

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm just fucking tired as hell and going out of my mind.

    trying to keep myself somewhat occupied until I get off work.

    Captain Cthulhu on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you're making him need INSULTIN

    it's not the same thing though

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hey what would you think if i moved to the town that rank lives in

    I think that would be awesome to the point that, man, I don't know how to properly convey the awesomeness there but it would be so awesome

    is it totally gay to say that we would be the best of friends

    it is totally gay

    it is also totally true

    so y'know

    whatev

    are you actually going to do this

    because that brings up a lot of awesome questions

    like

    will your bring your commonlaw wife and kid

    (darkpeachtree i have been getting the vibe that you are a lady but if that's not true it's cool too)

    its something i'm rolling around a little

    just considering a bit

    it raises a lot of questions i ain't thought about yet, and even if i do it, it probably won't be for a year or more

    so i dunno

    but i am getting tired of this place and from rank's descriptions it sounds pretty like a pretty rad alternative

    Knob on
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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm a lady. What 's an o-ring?

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you can also blow an ass. gasket

    ZeroFill on
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