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Let's Play: Becoming a Dad
Fishman
Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered User regular
Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered User regular
Hey all,
We're going to play a game. It's call "Oh holy hell, back in February I put my penis in a girl and now she's going to spawn more overlords".
Ordinarily I would try and be more clever and funny, but instead of getting that sleep everyone was recommending, instead I stayed up 'till 1am watching Army of Darkness. At the time, it felt quite enjoyable, but I get the feeling I'll start paying for that decision soon.
Anyway, Jen's had a few complications in her pregnancy, so we're inducing 2 and a half weeks before due date to avoid the possibility of toxic build up in her blood stream from liver failure; not bad, but not exactly the usual standard practice, either. And it meant waking up at 6am.
Anyway, Jen is having a nap right now between check ups and there's not much to do. We've wandered around the hospital a couple times, caught a bite to eat at the coffee shop, listened to a blind guy play piano and now we're just chillin'. So I thought I'd post about it on the internet, but because I don't use facebook or twitter it's probably just as easy if I just put it all into a thread for people to follow along at home.
I have no idea how this is going to play out, how much online time I'll get, but hey, at least it'll be self contained in the one thread.
We're going to play a game. It's call "Oh holy hell, back in February I put my penis in a girl and now she's going to spawn more overlords".
Ordinarily I would try and be more clever and funny, but instead of getting that sleep everyone was recommending, instead I stayed up 'till 1am watching Army of Darkness. At the time, it felt quite enjoyable, but I get the feeling I'll start paying for that decision soon.
Anyway, Jen's had a few complications in her pregnancy, so we're inducing 2 and a half weeks before due date to avoid the possibility of toxic build up in her blood stream from liver failure; not bad, but not exactly the usual standard practice, either. And it meant waking up at 6am.
Anyway, Jen is having a nap right now between check ups and there's not much to do. We've wandered around the hospital a couple times, caught a bite to eat at the coffee shop, listened to a blind guy play piano and now we're just chillin'. So I thought I'd post about it on the internet, but because I don't use facebook or twitter it's probably just as easy if I just put it all into a thread for people to follow along at home.
I have no idea how this is going to play out, how much online time I'll get, but hey, at least it'll be self contained in the one thread.
X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
Cardboard Tube wrote:That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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I hope little Blake is born without any complications.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i am a Responsible Adult
Satans..... hints.....
I don't think naming your kid Dickhead is a good move
(good luck Fishman!)
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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bro
make her coke* douche** bro
chicks can't get pregnant if you coke douche after
*technically you are supposed to use diet pepsi for maximum effectiveness
** douching is accomplished by her standing upside down with a funnel in her vagina while you pour in the entire 2L bottle of pop
mostly me though
You tell me this now...
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
remember, as soon as you see the baby crowning, punch it right the head
establish dominance early
(I thought you were having a girl)
Satans..... hints.....
just fine
if you just don't feel you're ready to have a kid yet, push it back in
problem solved
way to procreate
Someday our children may meet! And I find the concept of that way cool!
congrats!
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Oh god I'm laughing so hard at this
Like, I have the hiccups now
I volunteer for breaching duty
in
a girl?
what
Baby is playing 'let's make it difficult by moving as much as possible'.
wallhack
360 no scope penetration.
It sounds like squad extraction is going to be a bit harder though.
he's just displaying his excellent reflexes and dodging sonogram sound waves. like in the Matrix.
i'm saying that your baby is Neo.
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I dunno, sounds more like the baby is that stomach probe
Fishman is Trinity with that cyberpunk probe-extractor machine.
And you will be the first to die so others may enter
Yeah it's the reaction shots that kill ya
Holy hell, I love your av/sig/location combo, DWM. Magnificent.
Oh, and also, I'm hoping everything goes well for the baby, Fishman.