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Check with a doctor. Yo-yoing might be worse than constant use. You know there are low-dose pills available now, right?
..... You only get kinda pregnant?
Not all women need the high dose that standard pills provide.
Or practice on a Bannana. :^:
I have been told that the condom itself doesn't taste horrible, but is not nice either; it's essentially like tasting a balloon. But spermicide can taste really bad, especially if it has nonoxynol-9 (yes, I probably did misspell that).
I've heard that after being on the pill for a long period of time, the body gets pretty messed up if you stop taking it. So I'm not sure if alternating would be a good idea. I suggest looking more into it.
I heard taking birth control for a month before having sex = no pregnancy?
Me and my wife have been using that as our sole source for the last 5 years (she won't get on the pill for some reason, even though she doesn't like periods and has bad cramps usually). I even don't put it on until it's fun time. We've never had a problem and are child free.
I use Trojan super thin something or other. I don't know what they're called. I've tried various ones over the years, and the sensitive or thin are more better, in my opinion, as long as you have good lubrication. I've never had one break or tear, of course not using it the whole time probably has something to do with that.
If the dude is not circumsized, then please please pull back the foreskin before sheathing his sword. If you don't, he wont feel a damn thing and will probably get bored after an hour or so.
and Trojan Magnums are wider, whereas Magnum XL 's are wider and longer.
french ticklers are about on par with oral sex + altoids.
While the polyeruthane condoms transmit heat better, and are less noticeable because of it, the only condom that has ever broken on me was a polyeruthane one.
After that I've stuck with Durex and Lifestyles ultra thins or ribbed (Durex Love are also good). While there is nothing wrong with Trojans, I personally don't like the feel as much, they seem a bit tighter and more noticeable.
Durex and Lifestyles are the best also from what I've heard.
Damn huge file size...
They are however useful for anotehr reason.
If your guy is prone to blwoing his load too quickly, then 2 condoms will decrease his sensitivity and help him last the distance.
SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
But's it's still a stupid thing to do. They make condoms to numb sensation for the... overeager boys, if one really can't contain themself.
Yes, but some boys are already uncomfortable buying condoms in the first place, and don't want the clerk at the local drug store to know they have a hair trigger, if you will.
On top of that, sometimes you're out, and you need a package quick-style and the nearest 7-11 doesn't have your favourite extra-thick de-sensitizers and you've gotta improvise.
CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
Remembering the gimick on the box for the condoms I'm buying is usually the last thing from my mind at that point in time
I also tend to scope out the cashiers before I go get the condoms. I'm not ashamged or anything crazy like that. I'd just prefer not to go to some old white lady that looks like my grandmother. I find going to the black guys the funniest. They always tend to have some short comment or a smirk/nod to give you, especially when you lay down a box of trojans, chocolate syrup and a halloween costume at check-out.
My first time I was so neverous and concerned about pleasing her and getting her off that I didn't actually get to finish. first of all she was tight as hell and it took lots of coaxing to get her to relax her muscules enough to get slugger in the game. After that was accomplished and she had an orgasm she had me stop because it was "too much" or overwhelming. she felt bad but later attempts I just slowed down and took it easy for a minute and continued through after it had passed and she didn't really want to object at that point considering it meant she'd get a couple more goes herself before I was finished.
Trojan however, makes that green box of large condoms that are much more common. I don't know if Durex just doesn't make large ones, or if Trojan is that much more popular, but for whatever reason, I'm pretty well stuck using Trojans if I want to be comfortable and not worried about breakage.
One other thing to consider is if the condoms are coated with spermicidal lube. They're much better under two conditions: The girl isn't sensitive to them in a manner that makes it feel like her crotch is on fire (in the bad way), and you only plan on having one go at it that night. If you're planning for the potential of a few bouts of activities, anal sex, or you know that the girl in question has a tendency to be somewhat sensitive, don't buy spermicidal condoms.
CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
I prefer Durex myself, thin but tough and well made. Yeah, they are a bit tight though...
This will probably stir up some commotion, but sheepskin rule. BUT, if I remember correctly, they DO NOT PREVENT SOME STD's. So don't use them unless you're in a safe relationship; don't take chances with that shit.
I have bad things to say about the pill. Messing with hormones is generally not a good thing, and I know plenty of people that have inadvertanly started families on the pill. There's fun side affects, like weight gain. Then there's things that will make it not be as effective (antibotics for one.) It took my wife's body a long time to recover from that thing.
Even the regular version is so thin you hardly notice it if you don't think about it. And there's even a thinner version, haven't tried those yet though.
That is all.
Better for both actually.
haha, that;s racist!
damn, where's the GIF when you need it?
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edit:why are so many people complaining of condoms being too small? does everyone here but me have immensely large penises?
I pronounce it bee-log.
i thought it was pretty self-evident. regardless, i reminded him that there were instructions on the package and that calling your buddy to ask how sex works tends to ruin it for the chick.
XBL: OptimusWang
When i was cashiering at a grocery store in higshcool, this older couple, perhaps in their late 50's or early 60's came through my line. He looked like a reasonably fit chap, and she was probably quite attractive no more than 10 years before, and still a handsome woman. Now at the time I would smoke a lot of pot before working to make the day more interesting.
I wasn't quite prepared for their purchases, however, when they placed on my checkout belt the following items:
1 6-pack Bud Light
1 6-pack Sam Adams
2 Carrots
1 Cucumber
1 Bunch of bananas
1 Tube of K-Y Jelly
3 Boxes of assorted brand condoms
It was rather surreal. I think I told them, as they were leavin to behave. I know I really wanted a nap after that.
Anyways, to stay on topic a little.. I think most people ask for advice on how it works because they don't want to break up the moment and stop to read the directions when they're in bed, or get caught molesting the produce in their kitchen.
Pinch-n-roll. And practice as often as possible.
but I know that no cookies means no computer at home
For the most part, the rest are pretty much one-size-fits-all. Unless you have a vienna sausage or moonlight as a pornstar, use whatever feels best.
XBL: OptimusWang
UH OH! You said the magic word!
To the guy who has been married for 5 years and still using condoms:
/smacks you with a bowl of cereal
Dear god man, why?
I'm going to take a wild guess here... but probably to prevent babies?
1) it rolls down perfectly a certain length and then stops a little above base as if it's stuck(more above than it should be I think)
2) No matter what I do, whenever I pull back from the condom, like if I were in a girl and I pull back to thrust, the condom is not skin tight, it leaves a bit of excess room and then when I thrust back, it goes skin tight again, is this normal?(and I don't mean the resevoir, just like, well it loses surface tension, it's not a skin tight fit anymore)
But my main point is to NOT EVER TRUST FREE ONES. I had a blowout a few nights ago with a durex. Scary shit.
also someone was talking about putting it on with your mouth, that is fun when you get flavored condoms, or non lubed and use flavored lube.
this may have been said already, but if you aren't mature enough to say it, you probably shouldn't do it.
If the Op is mature enough to be seeking advise on condom use before having sex, they are mature enough to have sex.
*hopes to god i didnt just condone some 12 year olds going at it*