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Happy National Pro [Wrestling] Day!

NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGEIN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
edited February 2013 in Singularity Engine++
So we're now on a new Wrestling thread, where we talk about WWE, TNA, RoH, and pretend to listen to wirehead's insane ramblings.

In honor of the new Wrestling Thread, I present to you: The Wirehead Hall of Fame!

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Exhibiting the kind of "old man wrestling for way too long" that all wrestling fans enjoy, Flair is the embodiment of a guy that can't give up the dream. In a way, it's almost tragic. In another way, I really don't want to watch it on my television. Speaking of guys who are way past their primes....

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We all love Foley. He was one of the more colorful characters of the Attitude Era, and one of the best promo men in history. 2012 Foley is none of these things. Foley can't wrestle anymore, and his promo ability has slipped. And yet, who doesn't love watching a borderline geriatric get piledriven over and over? Currently one of the few old-timers to have a constant presence on television. His name has also been thrown around as an initial opponent for our next inductee:

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The former Jon Moxley, Dean Ambrose is known for a psychological style of wrestling that isn't seen that often anymore. He's also one of the few guys from the indies that can cut a promo, which is a step in the right direction. Unfortunately, Ambrose has supposedly been ready to be called up for near-on a year at this point, which means he hasn't been on any WWE television for quite some time. Only time will tell if Ambrose makes as big an impact as our final inductee.

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With all that said, wrestling is in an interesting position right now, where nothing is entertaining. CM Punk, who was our collective favorite person ever a year ago, has been reduced to making fun of Jerry Lawler for having a heart attack. John Cena is supposedly fighting for the WWE title still, and is also banging AJ? Big Show is your World Heavyweight Champion, and we're going to just leave that there because Smackdown has become a den of anguish and despair.

TNA is no better, as Jeff Hardy is your Heavyweight Champion in an attempt to get him to resign with the company. And the two biggest stars of the past few months, Austin Aries and Bully Ray, are now fighting because Bully Ray is supposedly banging Brooke Hogan. Yes you read that correctly.

So yeah, talk about wrestling here, unless Rankenphile decided to lock this thread as well.

HERE IS THE CARD FOR THE NEXT PPV!

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    Geth, add Ambrose to the main roster.

  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    Repost

    Hell in a Cell Results
    Spoiler:

    Top 25
    1 TheSultan [C]
    2 Sweeney Tom [C]
    3 MyNameIsWalrus
    4 SanderJK [M]
    5 NinjaSquirrel
    5 PwnanObrien [M]
    7 Spooch
    8 Alistair Hutton [A]
    8 The Geebs That Is A Pony
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    11 David_T
    12 Goose!
    13 Nirya
    14 Magell
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  • Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated Registered User regular
    Fantastic OP but it's missing Big E and his promo about the number 5, which had at least ten enormous pauses where he couldn't remember his next line. It was hilarious, up until Vickie interrupted it.

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  • MagellMagell Sphinx! Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    This was going to be part of the OP I had planned where everything was going to be like...The Mysterious and Handsome [Wrestling] Thread.

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  • MagellMagell Sphinx! Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    Words can not express how much I love that image. I don't know whether I loved my involvement in a grudge match more or Ultimo Dyvim's Puro Open Challenge.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Holy shit Pwnan <3

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl Candice 1 Just the cutestRegistered User regular
    Pwnan that poster is friggin amazing

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Inner Century Anthems Based Off Inner City TantrumsRegistered User regular
    pwnan-kun....

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
    Added to the OP.

    Also who am I facing there? EBM?

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    WireMask is good but I'd have preferred WireAnt.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Inner Century Anthems Based Off Inner City TantrumsRegistered User regular
    LTM

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Inner Century Anthems Based Off Inner City TantrumsRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    WireMask is good but I'd have preferred WireAnt.

    this beautiful woman is making a pass at me but she has a freckle on her nose, HARUMPH

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Just reminding everyone that I like Chikara so I'm not a complete lost cause.

    Just got the ROH show with Aries winning the title for a historic second time against Tyler Black and Jerry Lynn in the mail and it's a really good show. Might get the show with Black finally winning the title if it ever goes on sale.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Inner Century Anthems Based Off Inner City TantrumsRegistered User regular
    oh don't worry, you're still a lost cause

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    The hardest part of making that poster

    was deciding who gets to face Wirehead.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    The hardest part of making that poster

    was deciding who gets to face Wirehead.

    Shouldn't I be facing Gran Unco?

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
    The hardest part of making that poster

    was deciding who gets to face Wirehead.

    Lethal Lottery would have been the best course of action, obvi.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    The hardest part of making that poster

    was deciding who gets to face Wirehead.

    Good Opinions

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Inner Century Anthems Based Off Inner City TantrumsRegistered User regular
    opiniones bueno

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Also Highspots just put up PWG's BOLA 2012 night 1 and 2 shows in their VOD section so I need to get that soon.

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I killed it at Hell in the Cell, I don't know how honestly

    and that poster is awesome, even if there is a lack of me, though I can't really tell

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  • Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    The hardest part of making that poster

    was deciding who gets to face Wirehead.

    Shouldn't I be facing Gran Unco?

    Already took place. I won via count out.

    Edit: And the poster is awesome. Great job Pwnan.

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  • MagellMagell Sphinx! Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    The hardest part of making that poster

    was deciding who gets to face Wirehead.

    That's what I get for arguing with him most recently.

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    worst poster ever.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Inner Century Anthems Based Off Inner City TantrumsRegistered User regular
    I'm not sure if I love balefuego-o or betmanuel the most

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
    I'll be honest.

    I'm just happy I made a high-profile cage match despite slacking off on my wrestling posting for a bit.

  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular

    HOLD ON A SECOND PLAYA
    All those matches are now on for Survivor Series. BOOK IT.

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    ;_;

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    EvilBadman wrote: »

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  • LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    I hope I can enter my picks by iPhone, because I'm leaving Friday night to go to New York, and I'm missing the PPV.

    Not too broken up about it, though. Not since they decided "screw it" on booking the actual SS match.

    I miss when they had a card full of those matches, with nifty team names and all. Felt like comic book crossover territory stuff, like the wrestling version of Avengers or something.

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  • Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    Oh look, the Average Championship overlooked again. How. . . typical.

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  • Goose!Goose! Registered User regular
    I will abandon my partner and put him in a handicap match to face you, Hutton.

    Also, I think in a handicap match the handicapped person's score should be multiplied by either 1.5 or 2.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    My policy of "When unsure pick face to win" is surely but steadily increasing my standing above those who project awesome theoretical events to happen.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl Candice 1 Just the cutestRegistered User regular
    soon i will be among your top 25

    soon

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Spoiled for huge and heartwarming:
    Spoiler:

    That is John Cena Making a Wish and presenting a brand new wheelchair to a young fan who has cerebral palsy.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl Candice 1 Just the cutestRegistered User regular
    i feel like john cena is always punching me in the feels outside of Raw

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I think that picture needs to be sent to all the people still whining for him to turn heel.

    Don't get me wrong I think his character is in desparate need of a change but he's never going full heel again.

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    That poster is amazing. Doubly so since I am a luchadore.

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