A hypothetical question that most of you have probably considered at one time or another; if you could have a dinner with any guest(s), who would they be (and presumably, why)?
This question comes to me tonight because I want to add another person to my guest list, Jack Horner. I'm listening to him talk about dinosaurs on TED talks and I could hear this guy go on and on about ceratopsians over a fancy steak dinner for hours. Additionally, I would have invite Stephen Fry, and maybe Eddie Izzard. Tina Fey if there isn't too many comedians about already. Haven't had any other 'must haves' on my list.
Let's make this interesting; what would you cook for them? Yes, you have to cook. You have to cook to the best of your ability so
@Stale AND
@NEVILLE already wins this but everyone else is welcome to try. And I guess
sure you can have dead people at the table. But that'd be gross and foul smelling so whatever, your prerogative.
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I'd be the dessert.
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you mean those asian dudes?
(hello 2001)
Harvey Milk (if they can be passed already)
Lincoln - total baller, vampire slayer, etc.
Also @Metroidzoid you sayin' I can't compete with @stale? Lets fight :bz
A rabid pit bull
which one is the dinner
that's what happens when you cook with ﻼ˩IM
You come at the king... etc etc
Tina Fey would be good too, I'd wager.
Come on guys, let's not fight over dinner.
Adding Tina Fey to my 'maybe' list because dammit, they can't all be comedians. Or scientists. But what else is left?
Bill Clinton maybe?
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And have them cook my meal.
Secret ingredient: CREAM CHEESE
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Brisket with Hitler.
Manischewitz for an aperitif.
Real answer:
Chili with my great-grandfather.
Pearl Beer because that's what the man liked.
Single malt whiskey makes me less than sensitive.
Which is like saying 'pure as the driven whore's piss.'
There are some decent blended malts, but the majority of them can fuck right off.
Single malts, even the really low-end ones, have unique properties that distinguish themselves from one another.
All of this is more than ironic coming from me because my palate for wine is absolutely terri-bad.
Probably because I dated one and she always acted offended when I didn't get "deep" about the stuff.
If it's gonna get me drunk and it tastes good, I'm going to drink it.
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I like the pot of coffee; I feel like I could shoot the shit with that guy.
Metz is invited too for agreeing with me. We're gonna have dinner with Conan, Metz!
Okay Nevs, you too.
Presumably, things get weird after dinner but before dessert.
E: Also getting a shitton of those boar ribs from that place in Seattle and arranging them nicely on a place with parsley.
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I think Paul Rudd is on it. David Foster Wallace. Russell Brand. Michelle Obama. Jon Hamm.
Or Pippa Middleton, i bet she would like pizza. Classy half royal pizza.
I heard somewhere that he was on the wagon, so I guess it'll be Pellegrino.
Food-wise, I'm guessing a good steak and a blistered tomato; he just seems like that kinda guy.
I'd make hamburgers.