Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
edited December 2012
gooey you reminded me though
when she was in basic training i wrote her a letter every day
didn't miss one fucking day the entire 8 weeks or however long it was
she still has those letters saved. maybe i can get them all laminated and done up real nice in some sort of book or something. with a pimp ass cover.
of course one of those letters came on her birthday where i also included a color photo of my erect phallus. so maybe dont let her open that one in front of the parents eh.
Sir Landshark on
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when she was in basic training i wrote her a letter every day
didn't miss one fucking day the entire 8 weeks or however long it was
she still has those letters saved. maybe i can get them all laminated and done up real nice in some sort of book or something. with a pimp ass cover.
of course one of those letters came on my birthday where i also included a color photo of my erect phallus. so maybe dont let her open that one in front of the parents eh.
I did that for my lady love this year. I expect it to go great. But I'm not sure you could have it ready for X-mas.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
Shit, you're gonna be in the land of B&Bs. Think you could pop over to Vermont for a few days? Stay in a B&B, in a room with a fireplace, see if you can get the innkeeper to put out an array of fine chocolates and cheeses....
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
when she was in basic training i wrote her a letter every day
didn't miss one fucking day the entire 8 weeks or however long it was
she still has those letters saved. maybe i can get them all laminated and done up real nice in some sort of book or something. with a pimp ass cover.
of course one of those letters came on my birthday where i also included a color photo of my erect phallus. so maybe dont let her open that one in front of the parents eh.
I did that for my lady love this year. I expect it to go great. But I'm not sure you could have it ready for X-mas.
yeah it will be tight. we fly out to my parents tomorrow so maybe my mom can help? hmm hmm. i would need to go to someplace like kinko's to do the laminating and binding? there should be one around in NH.
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
when she was in basic training i wrote her a letter every day
didn't miss one fucking day the entire 8 weeks or however long it was
she still has those letters saved. maybe i can get them all laminated and done up real nice in some sort of book or something. with a pimp ass cover.
of course one of those letters came on my birthday where i also included a color photo of my erect phallus. so maybe dont let her open that one in front of the parents eh.
go with that bro
i see various jobs in ur future....
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
omg
a new x-man villain for a new age
swagneto!
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
Shit, you're gonna be in the land of B&Bs. Think you could pop over to Vermont for a few days? Stay in a B&B, in a room with a fireplace, see if you can get the innkeeper to put out an array of fine chocolates and cheeses....
Ah nice, I'll look into what's available tonight. My folks would love to watch their grandbaby for a day anyways!
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when she was in basic training i wrote her a letter every day
didn't miss one fucking day the entire 8 weeks or however long it was
she still has those letters saved. maybe i can get them all laminated and done up real nice in some sort of book or something. with a pimp ass cover.
of course one of those letters came on my birthday where i also included a color photo of my erect phallus. so maybe dont let her open that one in front of the parents eh.
I did that for my lady love this year. I expect it to go great. But I'm not sure you could have it ready for X-mas.
yeah it will be tight. we fly out to my parents tomorrow so maybe my mom can help? hmm hmm. i would need to go to someplace like kinko's to do the laminating and binding? there should be one around in NH.
Dude, you're so fucked. Seriously, go book a cruise. You don't have time for something crafty.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I had a good one myself. Also I made a lot of mistakes. I've found dad wisdom often comes from fucking up, or observing the fuck ups of others. And I've got romantic gestures down.
ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
Things Sir Landshark could do if he had more time:
Custom Jewelry.
Custom Perfume.
Glamour Shoot.
Renting out a movie theater to watch a romantic movie together.
Making a 'romantic' movie (kidding, those never turn out as well as you'd hope)
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Things Sir Landshark could do if he had more time:
Custom Jewelry.
Custom Perfume.
Glamour Shoot.
Renting out a movie theater to watch a romantic movie together.
Making a 'romantic' movie (kidding, those never turn out as well as you'd hope)
@Thomamelas so it looks like my timing belt might be shot. What should I be expecting to spend to get that taken care of, do you think?
$300 or so depending on local labor costs. Timing belts are cheap and it should be like three hours of labor tops. Unless you have a car with a fucked up design.
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when she was in basic training i wrote her a letter every day
didn't miss one fucking day the entire 8 weeks or however long it was
she still has those letters saved. maybe i can get them all laminated and done up real nice in some sort of book or something. with a pimp ass cover.
of course one of those letters came on her birthday where i also included a color photo of my erect phallus. so maybe dont let her open that one in front of the parents eh.
IL but we're doing xmas in NH at my parents place
I did that for my lady love this year. I expect it to go great. But I'm not sure you could have it ready for X-mas.
AGREE
I'm playing Arkham City now and it's just
Everything good about Asylum but like, ramped up incredibly
Loving this game
good!
Shit, you're gonna be in the land of B&Bs. Think you could pop over to Vermont for a few days? Stay in a B&B, in a room with a fireplace, see if you can get the innkeeper to put out an array of fine chocolates and cheeses....
TELL EVERYONE WHO GOT YOU THOSE AARON
yeah it will be tight. we fly out to my parents tomorrow so maybe my mom can help? hmm hmm. i would need to go to someplace like kinko's to do the laminating and binding? there should be one around in NH.
It's great, too! But that narrator's voice is something else
go with that bro
i see various jobs in ur future....
a new x-man villain for a new age
swagneto!
Ah nice, I'll look into what's available tonight. My folks would love to watch their grandbaby for a day anyways!
Mr. Freeze should be Dr. Fries.
Dude, you're so fucked. Seriously, go book a cruise. You don't have time for something crafty.
How did you become [chat]'s dad?
And why are you so good at it?
and that you take all of those letters to kinkos to get them laminated and bound
every. single. one.
Some big nerd!
Seriously though it was a fuckin' rad gift, thank you!
Someone should shoot you.
"the cover will be a laminated picture of my phallus"
Americans.
Is it the end of the world yet?
That way I can stalk you while playing Manly Shooter 3
And you guys get to see that Manly Shooter 3 is actually Secret of the Magic Crystal.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Best song.
Dr. Doom never graduated either, though I think he gave himself an honorary doctorate from a Latverian university after taking the country over.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
It's about his wiener.
yes
then the man hired to look into my mysterious death...
swagnum, p.i
driving a late model swaguar.
I had a good one myself. Also I made a lot of mistakes. I've found dad wisdom often comes from fucking up, or observing the fuck ups of others. And I've got romantic gestures down.
Your bad jokes are like this lady who won't die:
Custom Jewelry.
Custom Perfume.
Glamour Shoot.
Renting out a movie theater to watch a romantic movie together.
Making a 'romantic' movie (kidding, those never turn out as well as you'd hope)
Oh my I've gone cross eyed.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
by 'romantic movie'
do you mean 'home sex tape'
$300 or so depending on local labor costs. Timing belts are cheap and it should be like three hours of labor tops. Unless you have a car with a fucked up design.