Things Sir Landshark could do if he had more time:
Custom Jewelry.
Custom Perfume.
Glamour Shoot.
Renting out a movie theater to watch a romantic movie together.
Making a 'romantic' movie (kidding, those never turn out as well as you'd hope)
all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas
and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR
but no one wants to write that article i guess
how long ago did you guys meet?
um 11 years ago now
hmm
well i was thinking if you had access to a picture of you two right when you first started dating that would be a romantic gift that is also really, really good
like, give your lady a picture of you two when you were younger and one now in a double frame
that'd be pretty boss i think
she did that for us last xmas
WEVE BEEN TOGETHER TOO LONG IM ALL OUT OF IDEAS
oh snap, what if i get a new wife? boom problem solved! i can do all my gifts from the last 11 years all over again!
this solution... so elegant... cutting the gordian knot
all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas
and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR
but no one wants to write that article i guess
how long ago did you guys meet?
um 11 years ago now
hmm
well i was thinking if you had access to a picture of you two right when you first started dating that would be a romantic gift that is also really, really good
like, give your lady a picture of you two when you were younger and one now in a double frame
that'd be pretty boss i think
she did that for us last xmas
WEVE BEEN TOGETHER TOO LONG IM ALL OUT OF IDEAS
oh snap, what if i get a new wife? boom problem solved! i can do all my gifts from the last 11 years all over again!
this solution... so elegant... cutting the gordian knot
If his wife is from Northeast England, he could cut the geordian knot.
JeanHeartbroken papa bearGatineau, QuébecRegistered Userregular
Uh oh. I think my friends are doing something veryyy stupid.
They mix anti depression pills and alcohol. Mixing any kind of pill and alcohol is rarely a good idea isnt't it?
"You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
why does that guy early in the op comic look like there's ketchup coming out of his mouth
He's sick and coughing up blood dying and such.
Somehow it turned out that he was one of the kids in the "reform school" that the central character Dane (the blonde guy) was rescued from at the very beginning of the saga.
(The reform school lobotomized and castrated boys)
Uh oh. I think my friends are doing something veryyy stupid.
They mix anti depression pills and alcohol. Mixing any kind of pill and alcohol is rarely a good idea isnt't it?
Um while it isn't recommended that you drink alcohol and take anti-depressants it isn't the end of the world just gotta watch for abnormal reactions and such.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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AManFromEarthLet's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered Userregular
"Mr. AMFE, we have in our records that you applied for a part-time position but you have not completed the online assessment. Please log in and do so so that we may evaluate your application."
"Mr. AMFE, we have in our records that you applied for a part-time position but you have not completed the online assessment. Please log in and do so so that we may evaluate your application."
@Thomamelas so it looks like my timing belt might be shot. What should I be expecting to spend to get that taken care of, do you think?
$300 or so depending on local labor costs. Timing belts are cheap and it should be like three hours of labor tops. Unless you have a car with a fucked up design.
rad, okay
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
"Mr. AMFE, we have in our records that you applied for a part-time position but you have not completed the online assessment. Please log in and do so so that we may evaluate your application."
Maybe it's a test. Maybe they're testing your proactivity and outside the box thinking?
Write your own evaluation test, upload it to their website, then complete it!
I vaguely remember taking a "can you do basic math and can you read" test when I applied. But I've also applied to about a hundred different jobs in the last month so who knows.
I'm going to call the local branch tomorrow and see if they can tell me what's what.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
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MortiousThe Nightmare BeginsMove to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
"Mr. AMFE, we have in our records that you applied for a part-time position but you have not completed the online assessment. Please log in and do so so that we may evaluate your application."
Maybe it's a test. Maybe they're testing your proactivity and outside the box thinking?
Write your own evaluation test, upload it to their website, then complete it!
I vaguely remember taking a "can you do basic math and can you read" test when I applied. But I've also applied to about a hundred different jobs in the last month so who knows.
I'm going to call the local branch tomorrow and see if they can tell me what's what.
It's probably just in some obscure URL.
Good luck though, especially since it's around Christmas.
why does that guy early in the op comic look like there's ketchup coming out of his mouth
I'm sure there is some metaphor going on there I'm also sure I am not smart enough to figure it out.
not really, it's just the last four pages of a thousand-something page story presented by me entirely without context
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JeanHeartbroken papa bearGatineau, QuébecRegistered Userregular
So it's not such a big deal eh? Glad to hear it, they sure don't need more problems right now!
Stupid love. Being heartbroken can get the strongest of us down on our knees.
"You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
"Mr. AMFE, we have in our records that you applied for a part-time position but you have not completed the online assessment. Please log in and do so so that we may evaluate your application."
Maybe it's a test. Maybe they're testing your proactivity and outside the box thinking?
Write your own evaluation test, upload it to their website, then complete it!
I vaguely remember taking a "can you do basic math and can you read" test when I applied. But I've also applied to about a hundred different jobs in the last month so who knows.
I'm going to call the local branch tomorrow and see if they can tell me what's what.
It's probably just in some obscure URL.
Good luck though, especially since it's around Christmas.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
The email had very simple instructions, they just suffered from the fact that they led me nowhere.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
So it's not such a big deal eh? Glad to hear it, they sure don't need more problems right now!
Stupid love. Being heartbroken can get the strongest of us down on our knees.
Ya for most people it's fine They can be a little more susceptible to getting blackout drunk (because uppers + downers can = blood pressure fun!), but for 99% of people it's not a big deal. Just ya, don't overdo it on the booze
why does that guy early in the op comic look like there's ketchup coming out of his mouth
I'm sure there is some metaphor going on there I'm also sure I am not smart enough to figure it out.
not really, it's just the last four pages of a thousand-something page story presented by me entirely without context
Dane meeting him again at the end does present a "full circle" moment. This works into the larger idea of the end of the world not being a literal Mayan-style End of the World™
my handsome nephew dexter is apparently having some problems?
1) they think he is autistic because he's 16 months and doesn't really say anything, kind of growls aggressively and mutters incoherently; ragey baby in general, especially to strangers. he's supposed to go get some tests done.
2) he's incredibly underweight, only ~15 lbs at 16 months. apparently this is like, 1% low i guess.
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I don't know, do you like kicking and punching? Are you a fan of kickpunching?
Yes but with more making out and "mood" lighting.
Wait, you tell people they're important to you without doing a skateboard trick first?
Ronaldo
this solution... so elegant... cutting the gordian knot
I had to put up my skateboard after the accident.
If his wife is from Northeast England, he could cut the geordian knot.
They mix anti depression pills and alcohol. Mixing any kind of pill and alcohol is rarely a good idea isnt't it?
I'm sure there is some metaphor going on there I'm also sure I am not smart enough to figure it out.
Thom is elite pro ladyfriend gift giver romance master.
And none of them worth a damn.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
He's sick and coughing up blood dying and such.
Somehow it turned out that he was one of the kids in the "reform school" that the central character Dane (the blonde guy) was rescued from at the very beginning of the saga.
(The reform school lobotomized and castrated boys)
Not really no. It may not do anything lethal but it certainly won't do anything good.
Eeeeehhhhh. Just gonna watch some vids, read some reviews.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Um while it isn't recommended that you drink alcohol and take anti-depressants it isn't the end of the world just gotta watch for abnormal reactions and such.
*Logs in.
*Looks for evaluation to complete.
*Evaluation does not exist.
Ask me after my all you can eat all you can drink party tonight.
Maybe it's a test. Maybe they're testing your proactivity and outside the box thinking?
Write your own evaluation test, upload it to their website, then complete it!
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
I don't think you're supposed to but I've never known anyone on anti-depression meds that turned teetotal while they were on them.
rad, okay
@podly
use it
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I vaguely remember taking a "can you do basic math and can you read" test when I applied. But I've also applied to about a hundred different jobs in the last month so who knows.
I'm going to call the local branch tomorrow and see if they can tell me what's what.
It's probably just in some obscure URL.
Good luck though, especially since it's around Christmas.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
not really, it's just the last four pages of a thousand-something page story presented by me entirely without context
Stupid love. Being heartbroken can get the strongest of us down on our knees.
It is a framed print of a painting that has a kitten playing with a stag beetle
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
The email had very simple instructions, they just suffered from the fact that they led me nowhere.
Ya for most people it's fine
Dane meeting him again at the end does present a "full circle" moment. This works into the larger idea of the end of the world not being a literal Mayan-style End of the World™
Hmm.
my handsome nephew dexter is apparently having some problems?
1) they think he is autistic because he's 16 months and doesn't really say anything, kind of growls aggressively and mutters incoherently; ragey baby in general, especially to strangers. he's supposed to go get some tests done.
2) he's incredibly underweight, only ~15 lbs at 16 months. apparently this is like, 1% low i guess.
MY NEPHEW BETTER BE OK
OR I WILL POOP ON THINGS