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Kale tastes like [chat]

Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
Late because I accidentally created this in a totes different forum area (tubes circus to be exact in my shameful iPhone thread making shenanigans )

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It tastes good!

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    kale

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    I like kale as a base for raw veggie smoothies.

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    well i played DOTP for like 5 hours

    not feeling super relaxed still

    hrmmmm

    might watch some teevee

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  • cncaudatacncaudata Registered User regular
    Kale chips. Kale in smoothies. Kale in soup. Yum.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    kayle

  • AresProphetAresProphet giggle and the flames grow higher Registered User regular
    batsignal to doters: @Mazzyx @Silas Brown @Inquisitor @OnTheLastCastle

    anyone else?

    no more need for the old empire
    when the indigo children come
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Seriously if you're interested in the Walking Dead game get that shit.

    It actually reminds me a little of Heavy Rain in that it's a lot like a choose your own story movie with quick time events that can cause unexpected alterations. And at the end of the episode it compares your choices to everyone else who's played.

    It is Quid approved.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    kale is good though

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Misspellings of Kale will not be tolerated in this hastily created Kale [chat].

    Please consume your daily amount of kale and obey.

    (I need to get a kale-bot)

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    i dont think ive ever had kale

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    AManFromEarth
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Seriously if you're interested in the Walking Dead game get that shit.

    It actually reminds me a little of Heavy Rain in that it's a lot like a choose your own story movie with quick time events that can cause unexpected alterations. And at the end of the episode it compares your choices to everyone else who's played.

    It is Quid approved.

    I'm only through the first episode, but I was honestly surprised at how even some of those choices were.

    Like, not that I think my choices were "better" or "correct", but like I would have thought that most people would have chosen A over B, and instead it was basically 50/50.

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Kale intrigues me.

    I saw a list of high fiber foods, all my favorites except for kale (I've never tried) and avocado (fine in things, I guess, but not a staple of my diet).

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    well i played DOTP for like 5 hours

    not feeling super relaxed still

    hrmmmm

    might watch some teevee

    Defense Of The Powerpuppies

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
    desc
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Kale is pretty good. I have had it on sandwiches instead of lettuce.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i dont think ive ever had kale

    It's just like any other green leafy vegetable but for hipsters.

    Caveman Paws
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Hahahaha, the chair didn't even wait to hear the nays before declaring yeas the winner.

    <3

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i dont think ive ever had kale

    All the health freaks swear by it.

    I haven't levitated or shot green lazer beams out of my eyes yet, so basically I'm disappointed.

    Don't believe the kale-hype.

  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    kale sauteed with butter and garlic

    baleedat

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Seriously if you're interested in the Walking Dead game get that shit.

    It actually reminds me a little of Heavy Rain in that it's a lot like a choose your own story movie with quick time events that can cause unexpected alterations. And at the end of the episode it compares your choices to everyone else who's played.

    It is Quid approved.

    I'm only through the first episode, but I was honestly surprised at how even some of those choices were.

    Like, not that I think my choices were "better" or "correct", but like I would have thought that most people would have chosen A over B, and instead it was basically 50/50.

    I just finished the first act.

    Game spoilers:
    Spoiler:

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Hahahaha, the chair didn't even wait to hear the nays before declaring yeas the winner.

    <3

    House bill passed?

    Festivus miracle!

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hahahaha, the chair didn't even wait to hear the nays before declaring yeas the winner.

    <3

    What's this now?

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    My mom is obsessed with kale all of a sudden.

    She made my sister and I go get some because she ran out of kale chips because she ate all the kale stuff she had yesterday.

    I think kale is actually a brain parasite.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Don't get me wrong, kale is good and it's good for you.

    But so is spinach, and collard greens, and swiss chard, and turnip greens etc etc etc

    desc
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Hahahaha, the chair didn't even wait to hear the nays before declaring yeas the winner.

    <3

    House bill passed?

    Festivus miracle!

    No, not yet. I believe this is the vote to have a vote.

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    Captain Carrot
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    i'm betting that hugo chavez is dead within a month

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    knitdan
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Hahahaha, the chair didn't even wait to hear the nays before declaring yeas the winner.

    <3

    What's this now?

    They're voting on fiscal cliff stuff.

    I think the actual bill?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    No that was just the call for the vote. Vote is going on, looks like it will pass.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Hahahaha, the chair didn't even wait to hear the nays before declaring yeas the winner.

    <3

    What's this now?

    They're voting on fiscal cliff stuff.

    I think the actual bill?

    Man what? I thought everyone gave up yesterday and went home.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck Registered User regular
    'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHAT

    FUCK

    JESUS CHRIST IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

    GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE OP

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    Caveman Paws
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Hahahaha, the chair didn't even wait to hear the nays before declaring yeas the winner.

    <3

    What's this now?

    They're voting on fiscal cliff stuff.

    I think the actual bill?

    Man what? I thought everyone gave up yesterday and went home.

    Nah, senate did its job so the house had to stick around or look too dumb for school.

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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    KALE.
    Spoiler:

    This is Kale. From the movie Disturbia. Remember that movie? It was meh.

    Kale is such a stupid boy's name lolz

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Hahahaha, the chair didn't even wait to hear the nays before declaring yeas the winner.

    <3

    What's this now?

    They're voting on fiscal cliff stuff.

    I think the actual bill?

    Man what? I thought everyone gave up yesterday and went home.

    Nah, senate did its job so the house had to stick around or look too dumb for school.

    Let's be honest, though.

    They look that way anywise.

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    Captain Carrot
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHAT

    FUCK

    JESUS CHRIST IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

    GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE OP

    disturbing grease:mass ratio

    surrealitycheck
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Hahahaha, the chair didn't even wait to hear the nays before declaring yeas the winner.

    <3

    House bill passed?

    Festivus miracle!

    No, not yet. I believe this is the vote to have a vote.

    I shouldn't be surprised. :(

  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHAT

    FUCK

    JESUS CHRIST IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

    GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE OP

    no cheeseburger for you, redcoat

    8 : )
    8: )
    8 )

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I'm going to go on a diet consisting of nothing but kale, quinoa, steel cut oats, and acai berry juice and then I'm going to sell my poop to hipsters as an all-purpose fertilizer/cosmetic/snack/interior paint.

    AresProphetdescAManFromEarthRear Admiral Choco
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Don't get me wrong, kale is good and it's good for you.

    But so is spinach, and collard greens, and swiss chard, and turnip greens etc etc etc

    here's the thing though

    if someone is like "i'm going to eat (anything in your post)"

    *shakes pom poms*

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHAT

    FUCK

    JESUS CHRIST IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

    GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE OP

    shh

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    shhhhhh

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    there there

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    is ok

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    is ok

    Gooey on
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    surrealitycheckCaptain CarrotCorehealerRear Admiral Choco
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHAT

    FUCK

    JESUS CHRIST IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

    GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE OP

    no cheeseburger for you, redcoat

    8 : )
    8: )
    8 )

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  • AresProphetAresProphet giggle and the flames grow higher Registered User regular
    I'm going to go on a diet consisting of nothing but kale, quinoa, steel cut oats, and acai berry juice and then I'm going to sell my poop to hipsters as an all-purpose fertilizer/cosmetic/snack/interior paint.

    You jest, but having lived in Boulder there legitimately people who subsist on a diet like this

    You can pick them out of a crowd by the haze of self-righteousness they project

    no more need for the old empire
    when the indigo children come
    Regina Fong
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