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Popewatch 2013
Thetheroo
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Pope Benedict XVI resigns
You all know what this means, bust out the binoculars and look for the white smoke because it's time to choose a new pope.
In a statement, he said: "After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry...
"In today's world, subject to so many rapid changes and shaken by questions of deep relevance for the life of faith, in order to govern the bark of Saint Peter and proclaim the Gospel, both strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months, has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognise my incapacity to adequately fulfil the ministry entrusted to me."
You all know what this means, bust out the binoculars and look for the white smoke because it's time to choose a new pope.
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too slow, Willem Dafoe
good for you benedict
gonna have a lot of free time to think about god here pretty soon
who wants to be working a 24/7 job when they're pushing 90
we need a new young, sexy pope and new Vatican laws allowing for such young sexiness
They could select the dessicated corpse of Idi Amin and get someone less evil and most likely old.
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