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Soviet Phalla - SIGN UPS CLOSED

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I'd like everyone to post the 3 person group they were associated with. I got my PM with DevoutlyApathetic and Digger Dude.

    I don't think there's any point since didn't visiblehowl say there was no revelence to it? Just makes it faster to pm everyone.

    My guess is that if you put all the participants into an alphabetical list and then grouped then by threes starting from the top...you'd get the groups we've got.

    Edit:I'm slow.

    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

    Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
  • Elbonian ManElbonian Man Registered User
    You'll forgive me, having faith in people isn't the easiest thing for me.

    For the price of one of my novels (Hardback, historical/alternative historical/dinosaurs) I can get 2 or 3 Manga for the price of my book. I think its about what you can afford and stuff.
  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    Heh, this'd be the fastest phalla ever if he messed that up.

  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Registered User regular
    I recall something like that being attempted in the Councilor phalla. Naturally it did nothing.

    Now suppose VH missed sending someone a special PM? This'd be the most frustrating phalla ever if he forgot to inform our seer. :P

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    I can't change the thread title, but signups closed a few hours ago.

    Uh, that was fixed. Edit the first post.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    I can't change the thread title, but signups closed a few hours ago.

    Uh, that was fixed. Edit the first post.

    I didn't make the first post. RBB did. I can't edit his post.

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    I can't change the thread title, but signups closed a few hours ago.

    Uh, that was fixed. Edit the first post.

    I didn't make the first post. RBB did. I can't edit his post.

    Hold his children/bunnies/kitties hostage.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Registered User regular
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    I can't change the thread title, but signups closed a few hours ago.

    Uh, that was fixed. Edit the first post.

    I didn't make the first post. RBB did. I can't edit his post.

    Make him edit it. Threaten to spit on him and stuff.

    EDIT: Threaten to spit on his bunnies, too.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    When will we get the details on game mechanics?

    Soon. I'm working on narration at the moment. I think RBB was going to put together a mechanics post, but if he doesn't show up soon, I'll whip one up myself.

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    For the Motherlaaaaand.

    I probably won't be around for game start unless I'm REALLY procrastinating. Great job in catering to the needs of the public as a whole, you capitalist pigscum!

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Wait, the special PMs have already been sent out?

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Wait, the special PMs have already been sent out?

    You're playing a dangerous game, comrade.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Wait, the special PMs have already been sent out?

    Is this a clever freedom fighter ploy to make us dedicated socialists believe you are loyal to the cause? O_o

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Wait, the special PMs have already been sent out?
    All roles have been sent

    Sounds like it.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Man, I was just asking.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Man, I was just asking.

    Well "played", comrade.

    I'm getting my pick axe.

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  • Grid SystemGrid System Registered User
    In Soviet Phalla you ask no questions! Questions ask you!

  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    Game starts in an hour, right?

    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Game starts in an hour, right?

    Correct as far as I can tell.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User
    Committee members, I have a theory.


    It involves leprechauns.

    The Wheel of Calculadon turns, and then suddenly? Orbital lasers.
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    Committee members, I have a theory.


    It involves leprechauns.
    Tell me what to do, Lady Eri!

    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    Papa smurf was a commie leprechaun of sorts

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    Committee members, I have a theory.


    It involves leprechauns.
    Tell me what to do, Lady Eri!

    STAKE THE FUCKING LEPRECHAUNS, STAKE THEM NOW.....

    ....unless you didn't mean the leprechauns are bad Lady Eri, in that case let us know who should die.

  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    Leprechauns are bourgeoisie scum. They are known to have in their possession illegal gold coins and refuse to leave their funds to the discretion of the glorious and wise Motherland.

    All leprechauns and leprechaun sympathizers are to be executed on sight!

  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    I know what we must do!

    Firstly we kill the leprechauns and take their gold, then we scatter the gold around the village square and have KGB agents keep track anyone who takes any of the gold. All who have not turned the gold in to proper Party officials are killed after 24 hours for not having the Party's interests at heart. We should kill those who didn't take any gold as well, because all true loyalists should jump at the chance to hand valuables over to the Party.

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Registered User regular
    My theory is that everyone who uses question marks is a traitor.

    'Questions' and 'confirmations' are for enemies of the state who think the people should have 'choices' and other crap.

    hmm.gif
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    How shall the state be most vigorous? It shall be most vigorous when it is without conflict. How shall it be without conflict? When it is without disagreement. How shall disagreement be banished? By banishing the four causes of disagreement: lies, foolish talk, boastful talk, and talk which serves to incite quarrels. How shall the four causes be banished? By speaking only Correct Thought. Then shall the state be without disagreement. Being without disagreement it shall be without conflict. Being without conflict it shall be vigorous, strong and secure.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Goddamn, I am tired tonight. If the game thread doesn't get posted in a few minutes, I'm just going to go to bed and read it all in the morning.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    The roles have been randomised already, so no more sign ups.

    I'm here now. Waiting on visiblehowl to post the main thread. When he does, nobody post in it until I've reserved the next two posts.

  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    Damn. Missed this thread. Gotta have a [PHALLA] note or something in the title or whatever.

    Anyway, out of town this weekend, so have fun.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    Am back from travel and will now check out the game thread to see if Lady Eri has "ruined it for everyone" with the same cold, harsh logic she used in the other Phalla. :winky:

    That one is like a deductive robot!

    Edit Hmm. As a lurker, you know what would be cool? To know the link to each really important "night" post without having to work for it. :P

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  • TechnicalityTechnicality Registered User regular
    Boy are you in for a surprise.

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  • frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip Registered User regular
    Squashua wrote: »
    Am back from travel and will now check out the game thread to see if Lady Eri has "ruined it for everyone" with the same cold, harsh logic she used in the other Phalla. :winky:

    That one is like a deductive robot!

    Well your half right ;-)

    And this is probably why the sign up threads are usually locked.

  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    I have no interest in discussing tactics.

    I only want to follow along as a lurker who posts to let you know that I'm watching along. But yeah, pretty much, I'd love to see a summarization or something to help catch me up to speed.

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    Squashua wrote: »
    I have no interest in discussing tactics.

    I only want to follow along as a lurker who posts to let you know that I'm watching along. But yeah, pretty much, I'd love to see a summarization or something to help catch me up to speed.

    This post is a good summarization of what happened to Eri.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    1.) Lady Eri outs herself as a special and proves her identity to establish a day-one network.

    2.) Lady Eri tells everyone that they are stupid and she is wonderful and to shut up and fall in line.

    3.) The network gets established. There is much rejoicing.

    4.) Two specials in the network suddenly get killed by rebels. There is concern that maybe the network isn't terribly secure.

    5.) Rebels kill one more special, and the village votes out yet another. Elendil tries to veto it, but is too late due to misunderstanding about the rules.

    6.) Hilarity ensues. People whine about unfair rules. Other people tell these people to shut the fuck up and stop being dicks. There is a general consensus that the network is pretty much gone. Lady Eri takes her ball and goes home, and has apparently completely quit the forums.


    As far as Phalla games go, it's pretty awesome, even if we're getting our asses handed to us.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    Wow.

    That
    1) was overly dramatic
    2) is something I've seen before in another context
    3) , when combined with the cold logic, prior posts, and my experience with others who act online with the same patterns, pretty much confirms some suspicions I had.

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    2) and 6) are really the high points when taken together.

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    I believe what you all have experienced...
    Spoiler:

    edit essentially, if true, it's not something to make light of, but it's also not something for her to need mention online. Welcome to the world wide web, peoples. Play nice.

    edit x2 IANAD

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    You're giving her too much credit.

    She didn't blow up because she couldn't express herself properly, she blew up because people were pointing out all the ways that her plan could fail and she couldn't handle that people would discuss it publicly instead of PMing her about it, so she called everyone idiots. Never mind that she didn't really want comments, just blind acceptance (because that works so well in Phalla). Then there were the insane double-switchback tricks, where she didn't even deign to tell anyone what she was doing. After day 1 it seems she decided that telling the morons anything would be too risky.

    She more or less played by herself for two days and expected the other thirty-odd people to follow along.

    So, not auto-id. Ego.

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
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