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Jealous of nerds with hangovers [CHAT]
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Goretexing to deathRegistered User regular
Goretexing to deathRegistered User regular
In this thread we are jealous of nerds who are already laboring tirelessly towards crippling hangovers and video game sales pitch burnout. I speak, of course, of PAX attendees. These people will not see this [chat], because they're busy fraternizing and nibbling appetizers and drinking cocktails and then waking up and rueing life and repeating the process.
The rest of us are trundling along in our regular ho-hum days and trying to make chat threads on our phones at work and while we know we're jealous, we're going to calmly listen to Ryan Teague's "Fantasia for Strings" without betraying any emotion.
Thank you and please continue with your [chat]ting day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVirG-QcVmA
Sent from my iPhone
The rest of us are trundling along in our regular ho-hum days and trying to make chat threads on our phones at work and while we know we're jealous, we're going to calmly listen to Ryan Teague's "Fantasia for Strings" without betraying any emotion.
Thank you and please continue with your [chat]ting day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVirG-QcVmASent from my iPhone
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I buy digital comics like they were candy.
I fear what I'd do with a steam account.
oh...
you should get one... they're great...
>.>
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NO! DON'T DO IT. RUN YOU FOOL! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME BUT YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF! RUUUUUUUUUUUN!
*is vaporised by steam enforcer*
I've been watching them from afar all day
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Ill sit at an adjacent table and look discretely over the top of my menu
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
They might not see it right away, but when they are pooping, there's a 50/50 chance those valiant hungover souls will either be making poast, or playing temple run.
Sent from my toilet
Since I don't have the balls to say it to my coworkers in this place, allow me to say here in [chat]: Fuck this office. Fuck the assholes who work here. Fuck the backstabbers. Fuck the Big Brother management. Fuck this job.
Most MS software seems to do this.
My favourite is that the URL autocompletion in IE at work causes the computer to lock for like an eighth of a second every couple of characters as you type, and it stops responding to keyboard input during those moments.
So you type "google.com" and it picks up "ggem".
for serious though
do you like having money?
don't get a steam account
I would Sherlock it out of you.
Based on your posting history I would say you are the White Male, wearing a baseball cap with an uncreased brim and 50/50 sticker, carrying glow sticks while endlessly grinding his teeth.
reason one is that there was an upturned ice cream scoop sitting in the sink at the exact spot where the water from the tap landed, this caused the water to jet in a graceful arc all over my crotch
reason two is my copy of HotS won't let me play multiplayer because it keeps telling me to "buy the upgrade"
>:V
Jewish Popery.
(I have an interfaith wedding tomorrow night)
Uh clean it.
did you guys ever think about what would happen if trees were made of taffy
Place a post it under your keyboard that says "I rubbed my dick over all these keys".
Rub your dick over all the keys.
Not butter pecan though the bitter pecans overwhelm the dish
*desc avfacing*
Goddammit. That sounds like work.
Is the ice cream okay?!
is that really something you would want to expose your dick to
They're only allowed to post if there are PAX PIX
OFHERWISE THEY ARE FORBIDDEN
When my douchebag coworker quit, he left his mason jar behind. I took it as a sort of trophy and started drinking water out of it. Quick sidenote: mason jars are stupid for just drinking water at work.
Anyway, I cleaned it and left it on my cool coworker's desk with a note inside, bequeathing unto him the "Chalice of Douching."
You purchased both WoL and HotS, right? There are no shenanigans or trial versions going on here? If yes, have you contacted Blizzard?
Equipment?
:winky:
Queening stool, St Andrew's Cross, etc.
(don't google those at work)
If today wasn't your last day, I would totally report you to twitter for this problematic winky.
Why the hell am I subscribed to the Virginia Interfaith Center's mailing list?
perhaps some dongles for forking
jesus christ, what's so offensive about typing out God
Why do those sound so scary?
I'm thinking that what I should do is purchase and set up a couple of partitions, and then just tell her I live in a 5x5 studio apartment. My living room is fairly tidy, so I'll pretend that's my entire place. That'll probably be less work than cleaning up.