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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    "Tom, since the customer service center project isn't ready to go yet, we're putting you in charge of the summer interns."
    "Um, I'm dating one of those interns."
    "So?"
    "The employee handbook is really clear about that, also I'm beyond uncomfortable with the idea."
    "What's the problem?"

    head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head

    sounds like tacit permission to fuck in the supply closet

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Vanguard's answer is tfs. Wow, talk about going old school.

    I don't know what this means, so I'm assuming it's bad.

    TheFarSide's been perma'd for like, 2-3 years now.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Vanguard

    Tips for a new Hordes fellow?

    I'm fairly new myself, but I can certainly help. What faction you playing?

    I'm thinking Everblight since I got the starter set and my lady wants the Circle dudes. Our third player is thinking of making a Minions army.

    I play Everblight right now. They are rad as all get out.

    pLylyth takes a little bit of finesse to use effectively. Try and get Parasite on a more highly armored target as early as possible. A fun trick is to upkeep the spell, then charge your shredders at that target being affected, then activate Lylyth and cast it against a different target that turn.

    The Carnivean is one of our strongest beasts in terms of damage output. That being said, he's fairly fragile. A fun trick is to charge something obviously too far away in the hope you can hit with a spray (assault still functions if you fail a charge). That's a threat range of 19"!

    I would be using rabid on my shrerdders as often as possible. Those things can charge 11" with it, and it boosts attack and damage rolls. Try to activate them after you've used Lylyth so they can charge their target for free.

    @DaemonSadi

    Does "Assault" mean forcing the Warbeast to use a special attack and that's why it's still allowed after the failed charge?

    Assault is a special ability. It allows unit to make a ranged attack after moving, but before making their melee attack and specifies that units who fail their charges can still do this. So, basically, you charge for 9" when nothing is even close to you (you do you still have to have a target) and then let out a 10" spray.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    So what was the answer to this on? Help a kidnapper out.
    My profession is in an ART
    I do it for more than fun
    You tend to fear my kind
    and I'm the youngest one

    Which forumer am I?

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    landshark take a walk with me down this dark alley

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Looks like we've started a new game.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    1) In 2019, build millions of cloning vats in New York City
    2) 2020 census. New York now has a population of several hundred million, and a majority of the house. Because of the location of the cloning vats, there's one upstate congressional district (swing, leans Republican) and 385 New York City congressional districts (almost purely Democratic).
    3) Flush clone vats, restoring normal population.
    4) Use control of House to drown out the South and mandate federal policy. Have a decade long golden age. Repeat in 2029, 2039, etc as necessary.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Also, tfs was part of CT's "vote who gets banned/infracted" thread, and "won" by a large margin.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Sorry skippy. Not on my watch.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    bioshock inf ending stuff
    the ending reminded me of this song being sang earlier on

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e4Crth_Hb8

    this fucking game

    I was very pleased I stayed through the whole credit sequence.

    I didn't realise they were doing a Marvel.
    I didn't stay but watched it on Youtube. If it's a universe where there's no Comstock, I'm imagining that Anna should still be there? I can't think of any reason why she wouldn't be.

    Bioshock Infinite ending spoilers.
    I agree she would exist as the infant. But I don't know if the trans dimensional jumping Elizabeth would still exist as she was the product of Comstock. But her power may have dropped her out normal time and space like it did the Luteces.

    Yeah, I'm gonna go for
    No Comstock, no Elizabeth. Booker and Anna have a nice life together and the Luteces have no impact on their lives.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sorry skippy. Not on my watch.

    *makes note of ludious' route to work*

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    The Valentines event was superb on the first go, and that probably set the bar a little high for April Fool's.

    The Vday event was superb once they increased the jail timer.

    Waking up to find myself jailed because I was shot while asleep kind of sucked.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    My dad was my mom's boss when they started dating, which makes me wonder if the only reason I'm alive is because my mom wanted a raise or something.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    My dad was my mom's boss when they started dating, which makes me wonder if the only reason I'm alive is because my mom wanted a raise or something.
    The answer is yes

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    People were complaining about this event? The fuck?

    They should go check out reddit. This was much more fun in comparison.

    Kudos to @IcyLiquid for not going full retard.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Wait, how is the kidnapping working now?

    same as before

    there's just far fewer bad guys because icy reset the event

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I've been reading one of the ArtCo threads. Unlike some of us, those people have talent(s)

    Bless your heart.
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Wait, how is the kidnapping working now?

    we have to track down and kidnap forumers IRL now

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    "Tom, since the customer service center project isn't ready to go yet, we're putting you in charge of the summer interns."
    "Um, I'm dating one of those interns."
    "So?"
    "The employee handbook is really clear about that, also I'm beyond uncomfortable with the idea."
    "What's the problem?"

    head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head/wall/head

    This is a completely healthy power dynamic.

    This can't possibly go wrong in any way.

    No, I mean what could possibly go wrong with this. It's gonna be a fun conversation to have with her too. It's one of those not very easy in theory, harder to apply in reality things.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Wait, how is the kidnapping working now?

    we have to track down and kidnap forumers IRL now

    *knocks on your door*

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Maybe they are restarting the game with just a small core of kidnappers?

    Also people should stop bitching about holiday forum events, Icy works hard on them and it's not unreasonable that the first time for an event is less than perfectly planned.

    Next time they do the kidnapper thing they will adapt based on what was learned this time. The Valentines event was superb on the first go, and that probably set the bar a little high for April Fool's.

    Chill, people.

    @IcyLiquid

    Word, jeep.

    Word.

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Wait, how is the kidnapping working now?

    The game-feedback thread suggests the major change is that Geth is no longer announcing kidnappings. It was flooding threads all over the boards as people mined the archives looking for fresh bodies.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    landshark take a walk with me down this dark alley

    oh ok just let me grab my maximum withdrawel from this ATM here one second

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Hmmm. If there's no Geth posts maybe I could capture more old accounts without getting infracted for making geth necro threads again.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i ate some leftover easter ham

    i am not sure if i liked it

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Geth is thankful for the day off.

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    IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Word.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I do like how beef and showbiz line up with the mask eye holes.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i ate some leftover easter ham

    i am not sure if i liked it

    nothing says zombie jew day like eating pork

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Geth is thankful for the day off.

    Much productivity will happen on the "Find Sarah Conner" project.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1bf9p5/we_get_by_with_a_little_help_from_our_friends/

    That's what this could have been. Look at it. Then feel better that we just had some riddles and got to play creepy serial sexual pedophile stalker person for a day.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Geth has awesome'd me.

    This is new.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I leave for 15 minutes and the event ends?

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Wait, how is the kidnapping working now?

    we have to track down and kidnap forumers IRL now

    Pssh.. You guys could never take m... Oh shit! Does that van say "Free LoL Skins!"

    /jumps in van

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    oh shit @ludious rescued me! my hero!

    *bats eyelashes*

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    @wazilla

    why are you contributing to the thing going on in that dating thread

    stahp

    STAHP

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    So apparently I've been kidnapped or something.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Maybe they are restarting the game with just a small core of kidnappers?

    Also people should stop bitching about holiday forum events, Icy works hard on them and it's not unreasonable that the first time for an event is less than perfectly planned.

    Next time they do the kidnapper thing they will adapt based on what was learned this time. The Valentines event was superb on the first go, and that probably set the bar a little high for April Fool's.

    Chill, people. (Elendil)

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