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    SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    The Bad News: The sad passing of wrasslin' legend Rowdy Roddy Piper.

    The Gone Right: You get a good laugh at my expense. My darkest and most hilarious secret.

    I was one of the kids in 'Fighting Fit with Rowdy Roddy Piper'.

    Don't believe me? I just googled it and found this review. I'm the kid who he describes as trying to stop myself bursting into laughter. There's a picture. It's awesome. I think I was 7.

    Sick self defence techniques though. Saved my ass a dozen times....

    Behold.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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    ChrysisChrysis Registered User regular
    I never realised Armadillos look quite like something out of Dark Souls. Strangely appropriate.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    At 3 am, too. How much do you have to hate armadillos to run out of the house shooting at them in the middle of the night?

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Chrysis wrote: »
    I never realised Armadillos look quite like something out of Dark Souls. Strangely appropriate.

    That's a 3 banded Armadillo, for most people when they think Armadillo they think of the 9 banded armadillo.

    Theres also the Giant Armadillo, which is something the size of a dog and can weigh over 150lbs, and the Fairy Armadillo that looks like a lobster tail with legs.

    theres more than that, too. but this isn't an Armadillo thread.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Scooter wrote: »
    At 3 am, too. How much do you have to hate armadillos to run out of the house shooting at them in the middle of the night?

    To be fair, it's possibly not about hate. Armadillos are potential carriers of leprosy.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    The first comment in that article: "Karmadillo" :D ... is the name of my next Spirit Animal/Pokemon.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Scooter wrote: »
    At 3 am, too. How much do you have to hate armadillos to run out of the house shooting at them in the middle of the night?

    To be fair, it's possibly not about hate. Armadillos are potential carriers of leprosy.

    Yeah and they are rodent/vermin to a lot of people.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Slate calls for help - please diagram this sentence by Donald Trump!
    Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, okay, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Hahaha.

    I'm not sure about most of it, but there's one bit:
    Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune-

    And it's like, no, no you didn't. You inherited your fortune. You inherited everything. You're nothing without your dad.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Further proof there is no filter or buffer between Trumps brain and mouth.

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    NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    Scooter wrote: »
    At 3 am, too. How much do you have to hate armadillos to run out of the house shooting at them in the middle of the night?

    To be fair, it's possibly not about hate. Armadillos are potential carriers of leprosy.

    "Leprosy? In my house? I don't think so@"

    BANG!

    "Ah, my face!"

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So they chose a mountain that doesn't get snow for the winter olympics, meaning they'll have to import the snow from an area that is currently turning arid and running out of drinking water... Its like the olympic committee wanted to out stupid the FIFA group.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I can't remember where but a few days ago I heard someone suggest that from now on all the Olympics are going to end up being hosted by dictatorships because those are the only governments that can force their people to accept the boondoggles.

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    NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I can't remember where but a few days ago I heard someone suggest that from now on all the Olympics are going to end up being hosted by dictatorships because those are the only governments that can force their people to accept the boondoggles.

    Thats horribly depressing and probably accurate.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Can't the Olympics just go digital already, set up a couple servers, worldwide Ski Free and Qwop tournaments.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I can't remember where but a few days ago I heard someone suggest that from now on all the Olympics are going to end up being hosted by dictatorships because those are the only governments that can force their people to accept the boondoggles.

    on the surface it sounds reasonable, given how hosts have to give up pesky things like rule of law, sovereignty, etc..

    but even the richest dictatorship on earth couldn't make sochi not a boondoggle quagmire, most others more than likely couldn't afford to build the facilities at all

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Apparently Boston has declined to host the games so the IOC is reaching out to three other cities in the USA to put in a bid to replace them. I really hope none of the three, with Los Angeles being one, falls for this nonsense.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I can't remember where but a few days ago I heard someone suggest that from now on all the Olympics are going to end up being hosted by dictatorships because those are the only governments that can force their people to accept the boondoggles.

    on the surface it sounds reasonable, given how hosts have to give up pesky things like rule of law, sovereignty, etc..

    but even the richest dictatorship on earth couldn't make sochi not a boondoggle quagmire, most others more than likely couldn't afford to build the facilities at all

    UN-run artificial island to run all international sports competitions, so there's only one more multibillion-dollar construction effort, and the facilities are used frequently rather than being abandoned.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I can't remember where but a few days ago I heard someone suggest that from now on all the Olympics are going to end up being hosted by dictatorships because those are the only governments that can force their people to accept the boondoggles.

    on the surface it sounds reasonable, given how hosts have to give up pesky things like rule of law, sovereignty, etc..

    but even the richest dictatorship on earth couldn't make sochi not a boondoggle quagmire, most others more than likely couldn't afford to build the facilities at all

    UN-run artificial island to run all international sports competitions, so there's only one more multibillion-dollar construction effort, and the facilities are used frequently rather than being abandoned.

    Because they have such a great track record don't they.

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    DunderDunder Registered User regular
    A permanent Olympic site with the maintenance bill shared among participating nations sounds like the best way. Use every 4 years (or more frequent even, world champs can be held there etc) is better than the current of state-of-the-art-used-once* we see currently. We can even keep a host nation ceremony to spread around, allowing even smaller nations to act as hosts.

    The problems is of course where to place it, and how it gets kind of boring seeing the same venue every time. A lot of other issues as well, I just grabbed two off the top of my head.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Losing athletes have to fight through wild animals and dangerous terrain before their planes take off on the other side of the island.

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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2015/08/robot-depending-on-kindness-of-strangers-meets-its-demise-in-philadelphia/

    Nothing really gone right with this one outside of a "right about where I would expect this."

    Edit: Geth apparently scanned it without noting the fratricide.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Dunder wrote: »
    A permanent Olympic site with the maintenance bill shared among participating nations sounds like the best way. Use every 4 years (or more frequent even, world champs can be held there etc) is better than the current of state-of-the-art-used-once* we see currently. We can even keep a host nation ceremony to spread around, allowing even smaller nations to act as hosts.

    The problems is of course where to place it, and how it gets kind of boring seeing the same venue every time. A lot of other issues as well, I just grabbed two off the top of my head.
    http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2015/08/robot-depending-on-kindness-of-strangers-meets-its-demise-in-philadelphia/

    Nothing really gone right with this one outside of a "right about where I would expect this."

    Edit: Geth apparently scanned it without noting the fratricide.

    Theres been several of these types of things.

    The only surprise to me is that they last more than an hour because people are assholes.

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    SealSeal Registered User regular
    Ultimate Olympics: All events (Winter and Summer) are held inside the Gigadome™, an immense, ruinously expensive facility built in Antarctica. All animal based events are eliminated, no more dancing horses. All drugs and artificial enhancements are allowed. At this Olympics, nothing but the very best will be accepted and yes, the athletes did ask for this, even the 12 year old female gymnasts from China. Events will take place according to when the maximum amount of people will tune in to watch the free live stream.

    Other than the original construction contracts and later supply and maintenance contracts, corruption will plummet. No more billion dollar stadiums abandoned after a few weeks use. The prosthetics and drug industries will be turbocharged as countries vie for dominance. All the ridiculous broadcasting rights causing events to air "live" hours after they've happened will be gone. And best of all, no more stupid horse events.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Dunder wrote: »
    A permanent Olympic site with the maintenance bill shared among participating nations sounds like the best way. Use every 4 years (or more frequent even, world champs can be held there etc) is better than the current of state-of-the-art-used-once* we see currently. We can even keep a host nation ceremony to spread around, allowing even smaller nations to act as hosts.

    The problems is of course where to place it, and how it gets kind of boring seeing the same venue every time. A lot of other issues as well, I just grabbed two off the top of my head.
    http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2015/08/robot-depending-on-kindness-of-strangers-meets-its-demise-in-philadelphia/

    Nothing really gone right with this one outside of a "right about where I would expect this."

    Edit: Geth apparently scanned it without noting the fratricide.

    Theres been several of these types of things.

    The only surprise to me is that they last more than an hour because people are assholes.

    I'd like to note that Hitchbot made it safely across Canada.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Dunder wrote: »
    A permanent Olympic site with the maintenance bill shared among participating nations sounds like the best way. Use every 4 years (or more frequent even, world champs can be held there etc) is better than the current of state-of-the-art-used-once* we see currently. We can even keep a host nation ceremony to spread around, allowing even smaller nations to act as hosts.

    The problems is of course where to place it, and how it gets kind of boring seeing the same venue every time. A lot of other issues as well, I just grabbed two off the top of my head.
    http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2015/08/robot-depending-on-kindness-of-strangers-meets-its-demise-in-philadelphia/

    Nothing really gone right with this one outside of a "right about where I would expect this."

    Edit: Geth apparently scanned it without noting the fratricide.

    Theres been several of these types of things.

    The only surprise to me is that they last more than an hour because people are assholes.

    I'd like to note that Hitchbot made it safely across Canada every other country they attempted this in.

    Updated.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Dunder wrote: »
    A permanent Olympic site with the maintenance bill shared among participating nations sounds like the best way. Use every 4 years (or more frequent even, world champs can be held there etc) is better than the current of state-of-the-art-used-once* we see currently. We can even keep a host nation ceremony to spread around, allowing even smaller nations to act as hosts.

    The problems is of course where to place it, and how it gets kind of boring seeing the same venue every time. A lot of other issues as well, I just grabbed two off the top of my head.
    http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2015/08/robot-depending-on-kindness-of-strangers-meets-its-demise-in-philadelphia/

    Nothing really gone right with this one outside of a "right about where I would expect this."

    Edit: Geth apparently scanned it without noting the fratricide.

    Theres been several of these types of things.

    The only surprise to me is that they last more than an hour because people are assholes.

    I'd like to note that Hitchbot made it safely across Canada every other country they attempted this in.

    Updated.

    American Exceptionalism!

    USA! USA! USA! USA!

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    To be fair, it went to Philadelphia.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    Philly is just being hyper-vigilant against the coming robopocalypse, is all.

    That's also why we routinely tear down street lights and shoot at news helicopters.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    To be fair, it went to Philadelphia.

    So there were a couple of guys who were up to no good?

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    To be fair, it went to Philadelphia.

    So there were a couple of guys who were up to no good?

    Started sendin' robots to our neighborhood.

    see317 on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chinese man kicks dog out of parking space, dog returns with friends to fuck up car


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    He did actually kick the dog to get it to move.

    Asshole

    Looks like these dogs knew who was the real top dog.

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