Crime doesn't pay. In fact, sometimes it hurts like a kick in the face. Some would-be thieves in Houston learned that the hard way when they tried to rob a gas station employee... and got their asses kicked by a convenience store clerk who also happens to be a muthaeffin' mixed martial arts fighter.
Mayura Dissanyake was working behind the counter at Fuel Depot when he saw two men outside jump out of an SUV and attack his co-worker, who was returning to the store after a run to the bank. Dissanyake, who is trained in mixed martial arts and apparently was a champion in Sri Lanka, sprung into action.
"The first guy I saw, I just kicked him in the face. Then I punched the other guy."
Joe Riggs accidentally shot himself in the hand and thigh cleaning his gun. Scheduled fight with Paulo Thiago now off, replacement will be found/named soon.
Joe Riggs accidentally shot himself in the hand and thigh cleaning his gun. Scheduled fight with Paulo Thiago now off, replacement will be found/named soon.
Joe Riggs accidentally shot himself in the hand and thigh cleaning his gun. Scheduled fight with Paulo Thiago now off, replacement will be found/named soon.
sounds about right
Doesn't seem right its not a diaz brother with a self inflicted wound keeping him from a fight.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Joe Riggs accidentally shot himself in the hand and thigh cleaning his gun. Scheduled fight with Paulo Thiago now off, replacement will be found/named soon.
sounds about right
Doesn't seem right its not a diaz brother with a self inflicted wound keeping him from a fight.
“There was one time when a camera crew was getting on my nerves. It was probably the fourth or fifth week, and they brought a camera in my room; and I knew the producers were watching downstairs, and they were going to put this on TV. So I go and pull my pants down and start slapping my balls against the camera so they could see it. That’s just me like a monkey just trying to relieve some tension by rubbing my balls. They all come up, ‘God damnit, knock it off!’ I was just trying to have a little fun, because there’s really not s--- to do."
“There was a funny time where I had come from cutting weight. I talked to one of the producers, I’ll tell you guys because they don’t show this on TV. I’d come from cutting weight, and I take my shorts off, my underwear off, and they’re all stained with s---, probably, and whatever, and I threw them in Tim Walsh’s face. It was a perfect shot to the lips. And he peels them off his face, and he wheels them at me, and it hits the camera guy right in the lips. And he went down, talking about throwing up, because they were like saturated with sweat, piss and s---. I was cutting weight, so I was sitting there like pissing myself. It was bad. There were some crazy times, but they didn’t really concentrate on that.”
I don't know what level of sarcasm I am dealing with.
Specifically, I don't think he's a terrible person, just kinda dumb. Remember, he shot himself with a pistol a few months after talking about joining the Pheonix PD.
I am not anti-Riggs - I'm just not surprised at him shooting himself because he didn't take the basic steps to not shoot yourself when cleaning your gun.
Look anyone who throws his shit stained underwear at someone else is a terrible person. Well anyone who isn't like five or dealing with a severe illness that has shit stained underwear is already pretty awful.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Crime doesn't pay. In fact, sometimes it hurts like a kick in the face. Some would-be thieves in Houston learned that the hard way when they tried to rob a gas station employee... and got their asses kicked by a convenience store clerk who also happens to be a muthaeffin' mixed martial arts fighter.
Mayura Dissanyake was working behind the counter at Fuel Depot when he saw two men outside jump out of an SUV and attack his co-worker, who was returning to the store after a run to the bank. Dissanyake, who is trained in mixed martial arts and apparently was a champion in Sri Lanka, sprung into action.
"The first guy I saw, I just kicked him in the face. Then I punched the other guy."
An effective strategy.
Late stoppage.
PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
Just sitting here, thinking about the beautiful future of thread reactions we'll have in a few months when Nick Diaz actually wins a fight with Anderson Silva
The in-fight shit talking however, is going to be next fucking level.
The fight itself will be pure bliss. The best (?) fighter at going forward vs the best counter striker. I assume they'll do this at middleweight, and not some kooky catchweight?
Yeah, Diaz doesn't move forward forward. He waddles slowly giving the impression of offense. Expect a lot of high five type jabs and maybe a literal breakdance.
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Matt Brown! Wooo
And what was up with him faking that he took a nut shot in order to recover from a gut shot?
and big john had a clear los of it
mma as a niche sport. What they lost by leaving spike what they gained.
The issues with fox. The ufc's decisions and current plan.
interesting stuff. all business stuff with actual numbers.
Let's hope it stays that way. December is quite a ways off.
I really wish people who don't know anything about steroids would keep their fucking mouth shut. What BS.
I love south american ground karate
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I love south american ground karate
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I love south american ground karate
Doesn't seem right its not a diaz brother with a self inflicted wound keeping him from a fight.
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Specifically, I don't think he's a terrible person, just kinda dumb. Remember, he shot himself with a pistol a few months after talking about joining the Pheonix PD.
I am not anti-Riggs - I'm just not surprised at him shooting himself because he didn't take the basic steps to not shoot yourself when cleaning your gun.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Late stoppage.
I can see why Diaz re-signed. He got exactly what he wanted.
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A drawn out ass kicking?
that meeting will then be rescheduled for 420
and then postponed indefinitely
This is a happy day.
Don't drink and then read this thread after a long absence.
What the fuck.
I pretty much see them both being complementary of each other.
The fight itself will be pure bliss. The best (?) fighter at going forward vs the best counter striker. I assume they'll do this at middleweight, and not some kooky catchweight?
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No. NO NO NO. as an avid gun owner- he should lose the right to own.
Its step freaking 1 of the cleaning process - "IS it loaded, is the chamber clear?" if no.... DO SO.
Hell- its step 1 of every interaction with a gun ever. "Is it loaded, is the chamber clear?"
Absolutely stupid. Dangerously so.
reddit prediction on what that fight will look like..... its spot on
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Actually, y'know what? Never mind. He is that crazy.
I've got my fingers crossed that this fight lives up to its potential, but I wont be surprised if it doesn't.