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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    I dunno, I should probably give up on this because we basically have 0 in common, aside that we both go to the same university and have all our classes together. I can't even tell if she likes me or not, and I suspect she doesn't really like me as more than a casual acquaintance.

    You haven't even talked to her. There's nothing to give up on. This lengthy trek up the mountainside you're thinking of quitting is the perilous climb to the peak of saying hi.

    this is from last night but it pleased me to read

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    I know, but it's funny - the last 2-3 times I've checked the chat thread during the day and skim the posts starting 2 pages back, there always seems to be some insult flying around about my personal fandom.

    Then again, the anime fans get it worse. Sometimes.
    I've watched both the first season of MLP, and enough anime to have compiled a list and ratings of shows I've watched.

    I still mock both constantly, because some of their fans are so absolutely... well, I want to say childish, but children can be absolved of their guilt to some extent.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Garfield Minus Garfield treads a little too heavily on the side of sadness and clinical depression. Such is Garfield Minus Garfield.

    Gim on
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder how many dogecoins i could get for a pic of my tits

    I would be the most unscrupulous lady.

    It'd be so bad.

    i honestly can't judge any girl that did the warcraft thing

    if i could save myself hours of work with a boobflash i'd probably be like "why the fuck not"

    but i like to think girl me would have the sense not to put her face in the pics

    Why would you judge her?

    Also probably not =/

    i believe i just said i wouldn't?

    and frankly i think you're making unfair assumptions about girl me

    she's very sensible!

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Kim dot Com has started a political party in NZ, which will launch in a stadium next week. 20000 may turn up. For some reason.

    The 2014 election may be a bit silly

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    actually no I don't want to suck dick for cash that sounds like a pretty miserable time

    I'd do better at robbings

    I'm straight as an arrow, but I also used to act, so I would tap into my inner thespian in a heartbeat if it meant "fuck you" money.

    ... I think. Actually put in the situation, I would probably have more reservations.

    but it wouldn't mean "fuck you" money, is the crux of the matter

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I would probably do gay stuff for high seven, low eight.
    I wouldn't touch another lady or let my wife touch another dude for $TEXAS.

    I really don't get this mindset.

    What's not to get? I don't need the money and would prefer not to sell my body. However, I would for a positively absurd life changing amount. If I were to do so, me being with another woman would hurt my wife very much and I wouldn't do that for any amount of money.

    I just don't get how you being with another man is any different from you being with another woman.

    because it means different things to many people than it means to you

    because most people's romantic relationships are predicated on gender roles and conceits

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Holy shit 21st is taking classes with a floating island?

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    NumiNumi Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    actually no I don't want to suck dick for cash that sounds like a pretty miserable time

    I'd do better at robbings

    I'm straight as an arrow, but I also used to act, so I would tap into my inner thespian in a heartbeat if it meant "fuck you" money.

    ... I think. Actually put in the situation, I would probably have more reservations.

    The thing that scares me is that for me it might just go the other way. Right now I may have reservations about doing horrific things to other people but once the offer is on the table that orphanage is getting torched something fierce and possibly even on the cheap.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Weddings seem to have gotten quite silly in costs, or perhaps more accurately more of the US insanity has hit our country.
    I think it is no small part in how few of my (generally well-off) friends have gotten married.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Holy shit 21st is taking classes with a floating island?

    She even has a waterfall, Lud.

    A sky waterfall.

    What are the odds?

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    spool32 wrote: »
    I wouldn't trade my marriage for any dollar amount. It's far too valuable.

    If what we're talking about is "how much money will get you, in your mind, to cross your kinsey scale line?"

    There is an amount of money that will do that. It's somewhere less than a hundred thousand, but more than 60k.

    I don't think anyone is talking about sacrificing a relationship.

    If you've got a good thing that makes you that happy and is that important, trading it for money indicates a weird mix/max issue involving treating money as a goal in and of itself rather than a tool for happiness.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    actually no I don't want to suck dick for cash that sounds like a pretty miserable time

    I'd do better at robbings

    I'm straight as an arrow, but I also used to act, so I would tap into my inner thespian in a heartbeat if it meant "fuck you" money.

    ... I think. Actually put in the situation, I would probably have more reservations.

    i'm the opposite

    right now i cannot think of a sum of money that'd feel worth it

    but if someone shoved a briefcase with a million dollars in front of me

    who knows what they'd do in that situation?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ran across a novel issue. Is the video produced in a school an availible record for a FOIA? A man requested footage of his kid in a fight, school denied the request under FERPA, judge ruled in the school's favor but it's being appealed.

    That's going to be an interesting issue - I can see the arguments for both sides.

    Yeah. The issue I see is that this is gonna become a favorite tactic for a lot of harassment stuff.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Sky waterfalls make no sense. Where is the source?!?!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Holy shit 21st is taking classes with a floating island?

    She even has a waterfall, Lud.

    A sky waterfall.

    What are the odds?

    oh dear, 21st.

    don't going chasing waterfalls.

    Please,

    stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

    I KNOW, I KNOW

    You're gonna have it your way or nothing at all...

    ..But I think you're moving too fast.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    The thing with someone offering you $20 mil for sex is that you have to assume that $20 mil is close to market value for your services. And if you are nothing special, what horrors await in that bedroom to raise the cost so?
    i'm special!


    my mom says i'm handsome

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    There is a lot I would do for ~50 million dollars.

    But I do not think there is a dollar value I would accept that involves causing serious harm to another person.

    This is why I flunked corporate.

    Oh man I would beat the fuck out of someone for 50 million.

    I might murder a dude for that. That is a lot of scratch.

    That is my whole family unto the 3rd generation, financially set for good. I could maybe live with that. But just a beating?

    Where he at

    Where dis muh fucka stay

    I'm on the way now

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Sky waterfalls make no sense. Where is the source?!?!

    You're not thinking with Portals!

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    i guess i'd suck a dick for $80k but i'd really have to save up for a few months in order to afford it

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    *sigh*

    Another perfectly acceptable beef pie adulterated with mushrooms.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I would probably do gay stuff for high seven, low eight.
    I wouldn't touch another lady or let my wife touch another dude for $TEXAS.

    I really don't get this mindset.

    What's not to get? I don't need the money and would prefer not to sell my body. However, I would for a positively absurd life changing amount. If I were to do so, me being with another woman would hurt my wife very much and I wouldn't do that for any amount of money.

    I just don't get how you being with another man is any different from you being with another woman.

    because it means different things to many people than it means to you

    because most people's romantic relationships are predicated on gender roles and conceits

    Hmm, I see.

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    I wouldn't trade my marriage for any dollar amount. It's far too valuable.

    If what we're talking about is "how much money will get you, in your mind, to cross your kinsey scale line?"

    There is an amount of money that will do that. It's somewhere less than a hundred thousand, but more than 60k.

    I would be interesting to see how the answer to acting outside of your preference has changed over time. I'm betting that value has decreased significantly on the whole.

    But then again, everyone always ups the ante on the what-ifs to the rediculous.

    "Ok, How much to have you have a guy do you in the butt while you were dressed as a ninja turtle on national television and your mom has to the be the camera man"

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    NSA has wheels on their goal posts.
    During an NPR interview, the NSA's outgoing deputy director John C Inglis -- the top civilian official in the NSA hierarchy -- admitted that the NSA's mass surveillance program had foiled a total of one terrorist plot (an attempt to wire some money to al-Shabaab in Somalia) in its entire history. But he doesn't want to get rid of his agency's program of spying on everything every American does, because it's an "insurance policy" in case someone tries the kind of terrorist attack that it might foil.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Wait so @21stCentury is trying to hook up with the location of Sonic 3?

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    property taxes of ~$140 paaaaid

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Watching my 31 year old BIL with downs

    hey buddy your show is over here is the remote watch what you want,

    *puts on sports channel* poker is on...hrmm

    Kev its poker want me to find some hockey?

    No way I love poker!



    I have no idea what he is getting out of this but man he is into it!

    I'm expecting this to lead to you taking taking him to a casino a la Rainman.

    Apparently he loves slots, and I have only gone to a casino once and my friends had to pretty much drag me out.

    I got WAY to addicted, never again.

    We have a casino here in Moncton and I keep having to refuse to take my wife there after the first time we went.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Sky waterfalls make no sense. Where is the source?!?!

    super-efficient solar powered condensors

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    I wouldn't trade my marriage for any dollar amount. It's far too valuable.

    If what we're talking about is "how much money will get you, in your mind, to cross your kinsey scale line?"

    There is an amount of money that will do that. It's somewhere less than a hundred thousand, but more than 60k.

    I would be interesting to see how the answer to acting outside of your preference has changed over time. I'm betting that value has decreased significantly on the whole.

    But then again, everyone always ups the ante on the what-ifs to the rediculous.

    "Ok, How much to have you have a guy do you in the butt while you were dressed as a ninja turtle on national television and your mom has to the be the camera man"

    uhhhh, free? You can't PAY for that kind of exposure.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    In a sudden moment of clarity I just understood a Garfield comic I must have read twenty years ago

    finally tried lasagna?

    It's one where he has filled a spray bottle with vinegar and when questioned responds that the blue cheese was too chunky.

    The realisation is that spraying vinegar does not break down cheese but instead he wanted to put the cheese in the spray bottle because that's a thing that is a legitimate dressing in the states.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    in all honesty, as a completely straight person, I can't see it being worst than going down on a girl

    except for the ending i guess

    Element Brian on
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    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    waterfa-a-all
    don't ever change your wa-a-ays
    fall with me for a million days
    oh my wa-aterfall

    kaleedity on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Fiancee about to leave for wedding dress shopping

    self esteem in this house is at a whole new low :(

    Crisis averted she found one that she loves and is super happy.

    huzzah!

    frankie is making her own wedding dress

    it's gonna cost like forty bucks

    when is your wedding dude?

    Aug 22nd

    You have a while then.

    We're doing it on May 24 i think, so we've got kind of an accelerated timeframe

    That's pretty soon for an xmas proposal. How did you guys come to that date?

    we wanted to get it over with and force a time constraint so it wouldn't be too overblown.

    we're inviting like 25 people including family and it's way out in BFE central maine

    that makes a lot of sense, actually

    I am thinking something similarly small for my wedding but I need to allot 6-8 weeks for the bride to arrive

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Woo time for my next class. Free from this boring room.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder how many dogecoins i could get for a pic of my tits

    I would be the most unscrupulous lady.

    It'd be so bad.

    i honestly can't judge any girl that did the warcraft thing

    if i could save myself hours of work with a boobflash i'd probably be like "why the fuck not"

    but i like to think girl me would have the sense not to put her face in the pics

    Why would you judge her?

    Also probably not =/

    i believe i just said i wouldn't?

    and frankly i think you're making unfair assumptions about girl me

    she's very sensible!

    I guess I just read "can't judge" as you wanting to but being unable :P

    ignore the second thing it was actually directed somewhere else

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    The person with 20 million dollars to spend on casual sex with a stranger did not get to where they are today by mismanaging their finances, overpaying for goods and services. People put themselves in mortal danger for less. You can have someone killed for less.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Sky waterfalls make no sense. Where is the source?!?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msUnNsqtMK0

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I wouldn't really do anything for $50 million that I wouldn't for $20

    what am I gonna do with the extra 30 million? Ain't gonna buy me happiness.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Wait, was the girl 21st talking about even real?

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