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  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Jim Irsay arrested for driving erratically, had a shitload of cash and pills on him.
    "I observed a vehicle traveling east bound that appeared to be traveling at approximately 10 mph in a 35 mph zone," the officer wrote in his report.

    "As I passed the vehicle I continued to observe it in my side view mirror. I observed the vehicle come to a complete stop on W. Main Street for no apparent reason. I turned my squad car around and began to drive to the vehicle's location. As I was approaching the vehicle it began to slowly move east bound and came to another complete stop in the lane of travel for no apparent reason."

    After Irsay's vehicle began moving again, the officer noted that he observed Irsay make a right hand turn onto Horseferry Road without using a turn signal. That is when the officer initiated a traffic stop.

    The officer's first contact with Irsay came when he walked to the driver's side window of the SUV.

    "I asked him if he knew why I pulled him over," the officer wrote in his report. "Irsay advised that he was trying to find his house and gets confused with what road it is located on."

    The police records list his address in the 1700 block of W. 116th St., which is about 3.5 miles from the scene.

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    Cog on
  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    $29k in cash with him. What were you on your way to buy Jimmy?

    If that were anyone else in Carmel with $29k in cash and prescription pills on him there would be intent to sell charges.

  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    What were you on your way to buy Jimmy?

    Or on his way back from buying.

    But yes, there will be a slap on the wrist if there's actually even any charges filed.

    Cog on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    And if it was a player in the colts org he'd already be gone.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Quick question, is Dan lebatard considered uniquely terrible as a sports commentator?

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  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    The thing I know him most for is the deadspin hall of fame vote thing, which I rather liked. Other than that, eh.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Oh thats right that was him. I was just wondering because my wife likes his radio show and I was hoping he wasn't skip Bayless awful.

    So football, Johnny Football had his pro day today and let me be the first to say Welcome your 2014 Texan Qb!

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh thats right that was him. I was just wondering because my wife likes his radio show and I was hoping he wasn't skip Bayless awful.

    So football, Johnny Football had his pro day today and let me be the first to say Welcome your 2014 Texan Qb!

    LeBatard likes playing the villain now and then, but he's smart, occasionally funny and not even in the same ballpark as Bayless, who's essentially a professional troll.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh thats right that was him. I was just wondering because my wife likes his radio show and I was hoping he wasn't skip Bayless awful.

    So football, Johnny Football had his pro day today and let me be the first to say Welcome your 2014 Texan Qb!

    LeBatard likes playing the villain now and then, but he's smart, occasionally funny and not even in the same ballpark as Bayless, who's essentially a professional troll.

    Also ignore him whenever anything Miami comes up, as he's an enormous homer. He has some dumb opinions, but he can host PTI without me wanting to kill him, which is rare for non-Wilbon/Kornheiser people.

    And yeah, someone did a pretty hilarious comparison of reaction to Irsay's arrest and every (black) player's arrest. It was particularly unkind to Peter King.

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  • JihadJesusJihadJesus Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh thats right that was him. I was just wondering because my wife likes his radio show and I was hoping he wasn't skip Bayless awful.

    So football, Johnny Football had his pro day today and let me be the first to say Welcome your 2014 Texan Qb!

    LeBatard likes playing the villain now and then, but he's smart, occasionally funny and not even in the same ballpark as Bayless, who's essentially a professional troll.

    Also ignore him whenever anything Miami comes up, as he's an enormous homer. He has some dumb opinions, but he can host PTI without me wanting to kill him, which is rare for non-Wilbon/Kornheiser people.

    And yeah, someone did a pretty hilarious comparison of reaction to Irsay's arrest and every (black) player's arrest. It was particularly unkind to Peter King.
    Reality in general is pretty unkind to Peter King.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yep just like a scale or a ruler...

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  • Big DookieBig Dookie Smells great! Houston, TXRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So football, Johnny Football had his pro day today and let me be the first to say Welcome your 2014 Texan Qb!

    Yeah, everyone here in Houston is pretty much creaming themselves over him this afternoon.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    If we sign him it's going to be like depreciation on Arian Foster by a hundred.

    He might have a good rookie year like Young did, enough to get us into the wildcard round again, but everyone will acclimate to him and he'll screw us over over time.

    But Fitzpatrick is basically ivy league Schaub, it's a no-win situation. Which is classic Texans.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Havahd Fitzpatrick is worse than Schaub by a country mile. Take that from a bills fan. He'll play good enough to get a contract and the utterly suck once he's got one.

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Johnny Football completed 95% of his passes!!!!!!
    With no defense, with no reads or progression

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Lets be honest outside of Manziel raping someone on the field the media was going to love the guy. It remains to be seen if that translates well or which team he winds up on.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Wilfork restructured his contract with NE.

    Holy crap, this defense

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    vince wilfork for enough money

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Will be terrible and denver will knock you out of the play offs.

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    wil...fork

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i feel fairly confident that i'm not being a homer in saying that this defense will probably outperform the 85 bears

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i feel fairly confident that i'm not being a homer in saying that this defense will probably outperform the 85 bears

    Yes that belief is completely rational, I mean browner certainly can't get popped for another drug violation, wilfork have a heart attack or revis to explode in a twitter rant against hindus or anything...

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    In other non fantasy news Harry Reid took Dan Snyder to the woodshed.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/harry-reid-redskins-native-americans

    Dan Snyder, he’s got a great new deal,” Reid told the Washington Post in an interview published Thursday. “He’s going to throw a few blankets to the Indians and get a tax deduction for it. I can’t imagine why the man doesn’t realize that the name is going to change. It’s only a question of when it’s going to change. That’s the only question.”

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    In other non fantasy news Harry Reid took Dan Snyder to the woodshed.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/harry-reid-redskins-native-americans

    Dan Snyder, he’s got a great new deal,” Reid told the Washington Post in an interview published Thursday. “He’s going to throw a few blankets to the Indians and get a tax deduction for it. I can’t imagine why the man doesn’t realize that the name is going to change. It’s only a question of when it’s going to change. That’s the only question.”

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Yeah when I heard he literally did that as part of "charity" I was like damn Dan you have a racially insensitive team name and are dumb as shit with regards to history even if that bit is questionable.

    Preacher on
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Yeah i thought when Reid said that, that he was just being snarky, but no, Dan really is giving them blankets.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/27/ray-rice-indicted-assault-domestic-violence-fiance-janay-palmer-elevator-atlantic-city-video/

    Ray Rice is indicted for assaulting his girlfriend, felony charge possible 3 to 5 year sentence. Which means he should be a fantasy steal this year!

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  • ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    Yeah i thought when Reid said that, that he was just being snarky, but no, Dan really is giving them blankets.

    ...what.

    I heard about this, but assumed that people were just ridiculing him.

    My mind is blown. He's got to be trolling.

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  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i feel fairly confident that i'm not being a homer in saying that this defense will probably outperform the 85 bears

    Yes that belief is completely rational, I mean browner certainly can't get popped for another drug violation, wilfork have a heart attack or revis to explode in a twitter rant against hindus or anything...

    New England is generally pretty good at controlling their players, Murderface notwithstanding.

  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Yeah i thought when Reid said that, that he was just being snarky, but no, Dan really is giving them blankets.

    With or without smallpox?

  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    That's the joke, to us, yes. Apparently Dan's brain, and his lawyers, didn't think that far.

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Yes because shoes and blankets will feed us and provide sustainability. It will also help us on the rez with the crippling alcoholism and suicide rates.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Well clothing and comfort are nice, but yeah most reservations in Washington state with their casino revenue are dying of entirely different problems.

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  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Yes because shoes and blankets will feed us and provide sustainability. It will also help us on the rez with the crippling alcoholism and suicide rates.

    He is literally giving you the bootstraps with which to pull yourself up WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT??!?!

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    You must mean the few on the 1-5 pipeline that have the population present for the high revenue.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yeah I was thinking of the Tulalip tribe primarily, I know that drunk driving and drug abuse are killing a lot of people up there.

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  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    I honestly do not care what Snyder does. The term has been used as a racial slur and not. If you think calling someone Redskin like "Negro" as an "accepted" term is not a slur. Most tribes had a name for themselves as a people in their own native language. And not one that I know referred to themselves as red-skin as the name. The names usually translate as "the people" or the like. Or when referring to other tribes as "horse people" or the like.

    Spoilered for OT on the current discussion:
    Those are small tribes too. The two largest tribes in Washington are not on any sort of large corridor. The Spokanes are doing well too but that is a decent sized population there too.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Wow so the Twitter backlash at Colbert's joke about Snyder is really stupid and dumb and wow people, ok good job missing the point

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  • oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Check out @Eagles's Tweet:

    Wow.

    EDIT: I can't believe they aren't going to get anything for him.

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Sign him for angry money BB!

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