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  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Neither. A mug of honest English Breakfast Tea will set you up right.

    Will Irish breakfast tea suffice.

    That is a double whiskey.

    This is true.
    I usually have at least two before I start my day.

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  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    I've always found english tea weird. It's not like we grow it here. How is it english?

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    RMS I decided to look at the inheritance bitcoin story

    It's like seeing a hindenberg made out of bitcoins and libertarianism

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    RMS I decided to look at the inheritance bitcoin story

    It's like seeing a hindenberg made out of bitcoins and libertarianism

    It's hard to craft useful metaphors, but you've done it.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I've always found english tea weird. It's not like we grow it here. How is it english?

    It is what the English drink at breakfast.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Kasabian wrote a song inspired by the horse meat scandal, in case anyone was wondering what the hackiest hack thing to ever hack was.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I am soon out the door to go stand at a stand for hulen recruiting

    because we need people, because I need to get out and do shit to not go crazy and miserable, but, primarily, because this one girl who's going to be there is crazy pretty.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I've always found english tea weird. It's not like we grow it here. How is it english?

    same with coffee, for those who drink it most.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    my playlist this morning is russian folk songs, guiseppe verdi, bulgarian folk songs, mozart

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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've always found english tea weird. It's not like we grow it here. How is it english?

    It is what the English drink at breakfast.
    And thus we also have the English pain au chocolat.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Kasabian wrote a song inspired by the horse meat scandal, in case anyone was wondering what the hackiest hack thing to ever hack was.
    Kasabian still exist?

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Kasabian wrote a song inspired by the horse meat scandal, in case anyone was wondering what the hackiest hack thing to ever hack was.

    Processed Meats?

    Butcher Blues?

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Goddamn Japan.
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    That isn't wood. It's metal.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Goddamn Japan.
    477px-Hamano_Masanobu_-_Tsuba_with_a_Hawk_and_a_Sparrow_-_Walters_51381.jpg
    That isn't wood. It's metal.

    Is that a toilet seat for when you want a challenge?

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Good morning!
    The Russians have a lot to answer for inventing the accordion.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeAtre3Bxg8

    I think it is a damn shame I don't know anyone named elenore who's around

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Looks like a guard of a sword?

    Or perhaps it is purely decorative

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Goddamn Japan.
    477px-Hamano_Masanobu_-_Tsuba_with_a_Hawk_and_a_Sparrow_-_Walters_51381.jpg
    That isn't wood. It's metal.

    Is that a toilet seat for when you want a challenge?
    It's decoration for a Katana hilt. The blade comes out of the middle.
    Eddy wrote: »
    Looks like a guard of a sword?

    Or perhaps it is purely decorative
    Both!

    Antinumeric on
    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Sometimes I am really stupid. I just woke up and looked at the clock and had a panic attack because it is after 2! I am supposed to be at work at 12!

    So I rush out the door thinking I forgot to set my alarm, and it is totally dark outside. I look at my clock again. OOPS. 2AM, not PM.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Kasabian wrote a song inspired by the horse meat scandal, in case anyone was wondering what the hackiest hack thing to ever hack was.
    Kasabian still exist?

    Unfortunately. They're huge.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2014
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've always found english tea weird. It's not like we grow it here. How is it english?

    It is what the English drink at breakfast.
    And thus we also have the English pain au chocolat.

    When something becomes the national drink and everyone thinks of that country when they think of the drink it isn't unlikely for it to become associated with the country in lots of ways, right down to marketing it as connected to that country when in actual fact it's grown in places that country used to run as a colonial tyrant.

    If we'd colonised France and we all ate pain au chocolat for breakfast some enterprising salesman would probably flog it as English Chocolate Bread or something.

    Is anyone really under the impression that we grow tea here?

    Bogart on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeAtre3Bxg8

    I think it is a damn shame I don't know anyone named elenore who's around
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Good morning!
    The Russians have a lot to answer for inventing the accordion.

    I like that song a whole damn lot because of the story of Rosa Shanina which you should read and then you would agree that it would make a great movie or short film

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've always found english tea weird. It's not like we grow it here. How is it english?

    It is what the English drink at breakfast.
    And thus we also have the English pain au chocolat.

    When something becomes the national drink and everyone thinks of that country when they think of the drink it isn't unlikely for it to become associated with the country in lots of ways, right down to marketing it as connected to that country when in actual fact it's grown in places that country used to run as a colonial tyrant.

    If we'd colonised France and we all ate pain au chocolat for breakfast some enterprising salesman would probably flog it as English Chocolate Bread or something.

    Is anyone really under the impression that we grow tea here?

    Not since I was, ohh, probably in my mid-teens.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I like that sword guard a lot

    birds and tree branches on a sword

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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    I'm just saying.

    Everyone should have pain au chocolat for breakfast.

    English or not.

    Or croissants.

    The French did at least some things right, much though it pains me to say it.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    which wouldn't make it any less scary when in the hands of a dude who wants you no good

    also, as incredibly vain as this monogrammed armor is, imagine facing the dude in battle

    would be fucking terrifying

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I've always found english tea weird. It's not like we grow it here. How is it english?

    I want British Breakfast tea dammit

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Suitable breakfast carbs are English muffins, toasted teacakes, crumpets or toast.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    you do actually grow some tea, bogart

    some small tea grower

    he sells it to china and india as english tea

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    coal, newcastle, and the shipping thereto

    Abdhyius on
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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    i could also watch Gianna Michiels boobs all day

    so there's that too

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    RMS I decided to look at the inheritance bitcoin story

    It's like seeing a hindenberg made out of bitcoins and libertarianism

    It's an Airship that uses the lifting power of the Bitcoin bubble to float. Unfortunately someone smuggled an opinion about naked emperors aboard and the resultant flaming ignited the Libertarian cover.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    since coming back from the holidays my workload has been insane

    this is just nuts

    it's 500% of what i'm used to

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Good morning! It's Hindenburg, btw.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »

    like a dirigible

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I'm just saying.

    Everyone should have pain au chocolat for breakfast.

    English or not.

    Or croissants.

    The French did at least some things right, much though it pains me to say it.

    I mean you would die because of this but you'd die happy

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Gabe Newell with that positive outlook on life

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    bloodyroarxx on
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