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Early Access [Steam] Thread

StiltsStilts Registered User regular
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I am proud to announce that the Steam thread (which made 300% of its funding goal on Kickstarter) is now available for open alpha.

Features include single player, multiplayer (requires port forwarding and making blood sacrifices to the packet gods) and a menu screen that probably won't give you a BSOD.

Textures and story content will be released in the next update.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I want my crowdfunding money back because stilts dared to hire a woman

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    But how long will it take to get through Greenlight

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Saw a blimp once Registered User regular
    Will this kickstarter allow me to spend more money in the future? Perhaps under the guise of sales?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Grim Dawn is good early access.

    It's still an alpha apparently but it's very stable and a very well rounded game if incomplete so far.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    But how long will it take to get through Greenlight

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    But how long will it take to get through Greenlight

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    What if we add zombies?

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I want my crowdfunding money back because stilts dared to hire a woman

    Please don't tell me this is an actual thing that happened.

    Please.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Steampunk zombies.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I want my crowdfunding money back because stilts dared to hire a woman

    Please don't tell me this is an actual thing that happened.

    Please.

    Mighty Number 9

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Trying to decide if I should go back and try to finish Dawn of War 2 campaign before they pull the plug on GFWL.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Trying to decide if I should go back and try to finish Dawn of War 2 campaign before they pull the plug on GFWL.

    Oh yeah, those games'll be inaccessible afterward, won't they?

    I still haven't played the expansion packs I bought.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Wait when does gfwl go down? I need to beat dark souls

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    July 1st

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Okay cool I've got time im almost to the end.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I am really scared as some of the games I enjoy that are regrettably under the GFWL might go away
    Hopefully they don't

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I think that OP's gonna be really good in 3 months

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    My video card should theoretically get here today

    But that's assuming FedEx tracking is right, which I have decided throughout this travail to be absolute horseshit

    I just wanna build this dang thing!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    AC Liberation actually is pretty cool so far.

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    gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    The Bohemia Interactive weekly humble bundle includes ArmA 1 & 2, just in case you were looking to get into the original DayZ right as everyone else is leaving it for the new one

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Quick question: I'm in a hotel dorm for four months, and their paid wifi service includes the following options:

    1. Basic Internet (1 Mbps max): $29.99 per month or $79.99 three months

    2. Standard Internet: 2.5 Mbps max): $39.99 a month or $99.95 3 months

    3. Premium Internet (5 Mbps max): $49.99 a month or $119.95 three months.

    Based on all the Steaming and Streaming I'll probably be doing the next four months, should I opt into the premium service, or will standard be sufficient?

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    I would be more concerned with data allowance. My house rocks about 2.6Mbps, which is mega slow, but I get unlimited data so it's no trouble to just let things download overnight.

    Also I can't really watch youtube or stream anything while steam is downloading.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    When you say "max" do you mean that it's listed as "up to" that speed? It may mean that you'll probably get a crappy speed 90% of the time, so it may not be worth paying for.

    The allowance is probably more important really.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I sometimes get about 15% more speed from my cable than I'm supposed too.

    But then, their cap sucks for as much streaming and steam stuff we use.

    Also they kinda run all competition out of town so their prices are insane.

    If I wanted their top speed it's like 200 bucks a month for 100 megabits p/s

    The have a 50 but it's still 100 bucks a month, and the 35 I get is 80.

    If I moved 37 miles south of here to BG and got Time Warner I could get 50 megabits for the same price I pay here.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Holy crap I did it

    I built a PC

    It works and isn't on fire and everything is great and man oh man do I feel proud of myself

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    okay nidhogg what is up

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Holy crap I did it

    I built a PC

    It works and isn't on fire and everything is great and man oh man do I feel proud of myself

    good job man, it's not so hard once you try it once.

    Also I am having trouble with my music player freezing as it reads stuff off my old HDD.

    It's confusing, all the smart data is fine...

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    the only thing that made me prouder than building my first PC was two years later when I took it apart to clean it and actually managed to put it all back together without breaking it

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Building a computer and it working first time no issue is the best feeling.

    And only possible in the last 10 years

    If you did so before then you are a liar and I will fight you

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    This motherfucker boots up faster than my phone

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    This motherfucker boots up faster than my phone

    SSDs are a hell of a drug.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Building a computer and it working first time no issue is the best feeling.

    And only possible in the last 10 years

    If you did so before then you are a liar and I will fight you

    I did it in 2003

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Building a computer and it working first time no issue is the best feeling.

    And only possible in the last 10 years

    If you did so before then you are a liar and I will fight you

    I was going to say I did this, but then I remembered the motherboard of my 2001 machine wasn't compatible with my CPU without a bios upgrade, so I had to buy a shitty $50 cpu so I could boot the machine and update the bios.

    Plus seating the ram in that thing was a pain in the ass.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    finally finished mass effect 1 - quite liked it


    started me2, like the better graphics, but hate the whole ammo thing

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Building a computer and it working first time no issue is the best feeling.

    And only possible in the last 10 years

    If you did so before then you are a liar and I will fight you

    I did it in 2003

    Pffff

    Don't believe it

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    so, this GFWL going away thing

    does this mean that EVERY game that uses it simply can't be played anymore, as of June or whenever?

    or are some companies trying to patch it out?

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Most companies seem to be patching in steam support.

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Trying to decide if I should go back and try to finish Dawn of War 2 campaign before they pull the plug on GFWL.

    Oh yeah, those games'll be inaccessible afterward, won't they?

    I still haven't played the expansion packs I bought.

    Retribution is Steamworks so no rush on that one (except if you wanted to co-op it with someone wink wink) but yeah, Dawn of War 2 and Chaos Rising are GFWL

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    nidhogg is really hard

    but even against the ai it feels really rad to win

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    Steam has given me the chance to play Baldur's Gate 2 for the very first time.
    I have no idea what I'm doing

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