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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Heh. Potions. Even worse (read: much, much, much, much, much worse) than leveling in EQ were tradeskills. I think my character has his 5th or 6th level prayer shawl and that's more or less where I gave the fuck up on the game altogether. Potion-making in EQ is nowhere near as easy as it is in WoW. Or at least it wasn't when I played.
    Man I'm like a fucking ex-alchoholic with WoW. Even hearing about that shit pisses me off now.

    That's probably for the best.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    A approve of the martial arts thread. :^:
    Why don't you post in there somewhere that a knife is deadlier than a gun and a black belt in Kempo is deadlier than both of those?
    Within the effective range of a knife, I would personally find the knife a lot scarier than a gun.
    Post it in there! It's like a tradition or something. And then put together a list of the guns you own, the guns you'd like to own, the martial arts you've mastered, maybe a little anecdote that involves you kicking ass, and finish it off by calling the practitioners of some other martial art queers.

    Those threads are the awesome.

    No, I don't have any opinions about any of that crap. I'm just saying, guns aren't as scary when the guy is in arm's reach as a knife. I mean either way I probably lose because I'm not a ninja, but the knife would still be scarier.

    Edit: In fact that's kind of why the knife is scarier. People who have been both stabbed and shot seem to consistently agree that the stabbing was more unpleasant.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Heh. Potions. Even worse (read: much, much, much, much, much worse) than leveling in EQ were tradeskills. I think my character has his 5th or 6th level prayer shawl and that's more or less where I gave the fuck up on the game altogether. Potion-making in EQ is nowhere near as easy as it is in WoW. Or at least it wasn't when I played.
    Man I'm like a fucking ex-alchoholic with WoW. Even hearing about that shit pisses me off now.
    I'm proud that I've never played a MMORPG. My real aversion to addictive substances extends to the digital realm.

    Straight Edge 4 Evah!


    xxxxDynagripxxx

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    It is practically impossible to not hit 60 in WoW, as long as you don't start up 9 alts and switch between them every 2 minutes.

    Heh. Funny story about that... I've hit 20 about 4 times, on different chars. After 20, it turns into a huge drag for me. Don't know why...

    I never surpassed level 29. Mostly because the 20-29 battlegrounds were uber fun.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Gun kata.
    Man those non-gun kata guys are homos.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    It is practically impossible to not hit 60 in WoW, as long as you don't start up 9 alts and switch between them every 2 minutes.

    Heh. Funny story about that... I've hit 20 about 4 times, on different chars. After 20, it turns into a huge drag for me. Don't know why...

    I never surpassed level 29. Mostly because the 20-29 battlegrounds were uber fun.

    I just hit a huge hump at about 21. If I can get my latest main, an orc shammy, to 22, it'll be a first.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Heh. Potions. Even worse (read: much, much, much, much, much worse) than leveling in EQ were tradeskills. I think my character has his 5th or 6th level prayer shawl and that's more or less where I gave the fuck up on the game altogether. Potion-making in EQ is nowhere near as easy as it is in WoW. Or at least it wasn't when I played.
    Man I'm like a fucking ex-alchoholic with WoW. Even hearing about that shit pisses me off now.
    I'm proud that I've never played a MMORPG. My real aversion to addictive substances extends to the digital realm.

    Straight Edge 4 Evah!


    xxxxDynagripxxx

    You appear to be addicted to forums you fucking straight edge poseur.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Gun kata.
    Man those non-gun kata guys are homos.
    Indeed. A gun kata expert could kill the world without ever being breathed on.

    Drez on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man I hate my job. I don't even care when I make a mistake anymore.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man I hate my job. I don't even care when I make a mistake anymore.

    I bet if your job was "gun kata-er" you would care when you made a mistake. You should get a new job.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    man I hate my job. I don't even care when I make a mistake anymore.

    I bet if your job was "gun kata-er" you would care when you made a mistake. You should get a new job.

    Get a new job with guns.

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    man I hate my job. I don't even care when I make a mistake anymore.

    I bet if your job was "gun kata-er" you would care when you made a mistake. You should get a new job.

    Get a new job with guns.

    Any job with guns is automatically cooler than a job without guns. Seriously. Bigger the guns, cooler the job.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Finally, weekend!

    And two of my friends are coming over to visit, arriving at midnigt. I haven't seen them since Christmas, and haven't had visitors here since... last Easter, actually. Big drunken three-day party coming up!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm trying to get a job at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

    Drez on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    mcdermott wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    man I hate my job. I don't even care when I make a mistake anymore.

    I bet if your job was "gun kata-er" you would care when you made a mistake. You should get a new job.

    Get a new job with guns.

    Any job with guns is automatically cooler than a job without guns. Seriously. Bigger the guns, cooler the job.

    How about working at Eckerd? Would guns make that cooler?

    cause i could talk to the manager about that...

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I'm trying to get a job at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

    The what now?

    Edit: Oh, Portal, right.

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Coldred wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'm trying to get a job at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

    The what now?

    I don't know what it is, but it doesn't sound like it involves guns. Thus, it is not a cool job.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Well, I'm outta here. I'm gonna talk to the manager about us getting guns.

    Later, [chat]ers.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's fucking cold in here.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Jameserson wrote: »
    Well I'm off to buy a DS and possibly a game

    maybe a math game

    maybe brainage

    that or ffiii

    bye!
    (pokemon)
    Fuck Pokémon. Phoenix Wright!

    Lol, that's what I did.

    Kusu pokemon isnt out yet

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's fucking cold in here.
    It's colder out there, believe me.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'm trying to get a job at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

    The what now?

    I don't know what it is, but it doesn't sound like it involves guns. Thus, it is not a cool job.

    It's the coolest job.

    I'm being trained in portal kata.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damn you and your three day weekend richy

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's fucking cold in here.

    Then put on some damn pants.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    mcdermott wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    man I hate my job. I don't even care when I make a mistake anymore.
    I bet if your job was "gun kata-er" you would care when you made a mistake. You should get a new job.
    Get a new job with guns.
    Any job with guns is automatically cooler than a job without guns. Seriously. Bigger the guns, cooler the job.
    But what would you do against guys with knives?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Get both. Phoenix Wright because it's awesome, Pokemon because, face it, you're addicted.

    Pfft. Fuck Pokemon. I haven't played it since I was in 6th grade, at the latest.

    Wait, I lied. My cousin had a spare Leaf Green that he gave me, and I tried it because I had loved the originals. That was, maybe, three years ago.

    Are you actually trying to make yourself sound cool by saying you haven't played pokemon in three years?

    Newsflash: You're posting on an internet forum for video games.

    Or are you insinuating that you're "too old" for Pokemon?

    Try saying that in the SE++ thread, where 95% of the posters are older than you.

    Not trying to sound cool at all. Just saying, I got sick of them.

    I mean, really, it's the same fucking game over and over again, with a few new things and prettier pictures.

    I only played LG because I wanted to see how the originals had changed. They hadn't, I got bored to tears.

    man have you been playing the same pokemon?

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damn you and your three day weekend richy
    If it makes you feel any better, I'll be so drunk that I probably won't remember most of it.

    Hopefully, I'll remember the parts that involve strippers though.

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Damn you and your three day weekend richy
    If it makes you feel any better, I'll be so drunk that I probably won't remember most of it.

    Hopefully, I'll remember the parts that involve strippers though.

    Three day weekend? How about four day weekend bitches?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Damn you and your three day weekend richy
    If it makes you feel any better, I'll be so drunk that I probably won't remember most of it.

    Hopefully, I'll remember the parts that involve strippers though.

    make sure you wear your suit!

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jameserson wrote: »
    make sure you wear your suit!
    Why would I wear a suit to strippers? More clothes = less sensation when she rubs herself against me.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Can someone please punch the English majors in the Harry Potter thread? D:

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I've never ever played a Pokemon game. Ever. What the hell is all the fuss about? I've never watched an episode of it either.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Can someone please punch the English majors in the Harry Potter thread? D:
    Further proof that a fortune awaits the first person to invent a device to punch people over the internet.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Can someone please punch the English majors in the Harry Potter thread? D:
    I figure you go into a Harry Potter thread you've kind of got what's coming to you.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Can someone please punch the English majors in the Harry Potter thread? D:
    I figure you go into a Harry Potter thread you've kind of got what's coming to you.
    I don't know. HP threads are filled with all kinds of hilarious words.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Punch-O-Tron 3000! (Mk. II)

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Can someone please punch the English majors in the Harry Potter thread? D:
    I figure you go into a Harry Potter thread you've kind of got what's coming to you.

    I was expecting screaming fanbois and sloppy coverart, not this.

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Can someone please punch the English majors in the Harry Potter thread? D:
    Further proof that a fortune awaits the first person to invent a device to punch people over the internet.

    You mean the Hallows bullcrap?

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    Also, who's to blame for this stupid [chat] title?

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    flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hell yeah I got an A- on my paper about Phalla!

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