I want to say "No no, you weren't being turned down by the dorkiest guy ever because there's something wrong with you. it was all him, I promise. please have a happy life with normal self esteem"
Of course the only answer now is to stalk her on facebook.
Bonus points if you can find out her phone number and drunk dial her.
Remember: you're an astronaut doctor now.
I want to say "No no, you weren't being turned down by the dorkiest guy ever because there's something wrong with you. it was all him, I promise. please have a happy life with normal self esteem"
Of course the only answer now is to stalk her on facebook.
Bonus points if you can find out her phone number and drunk dial her.
Remember: you're an astronaut doctor now.
someone could offer me a billion dollars and a time machine and i still wouldn't relive my teen years
i would collapse into a cringe-hole, a singularity of embarrassment
Registered just for the Mass Effect threads | Steam: click ^^^ | Origin: curlyhairedboy
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ShadowenSnores in the morningLoserdomRegistered Userregular
Confession time: when I was a teenager, someone I knew but wasn't really friends with told me about a girl who thought it was cool I was quiet and withdrawn and wanted to know if I was interested. I actually said I didn't believe it because I couldn't imagine a girl actually showing interest in me.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
This is the closest we have to, like, a thread about Japanese culture right now, and so I come to you with a question... do you folks think a thread about Gundam models (aka Gunpla) would fly here in SE++? Or is that more Artist's Corner?
There is a action figures thread somewhere and some Gunpla are posted but not many, I make and paint them too but unfortunately I don't have a decent enough cam to contribute.
This is the closest we have to, like, a thread about Japanese culture right now, and so I come to you with a question... do you folks think a thread about Gundam models (aka Gunpla) would fly here in SE++? Or is that more Artist's Corner?
There is a action figures thread somewhere and some Gunpla are posted but not many, I make and paint them too but unfortunately I don't have a decent enough cam to contribute.
I shall have to seek out this thread...
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
Am I a crazy person or did the alt text super early this morning say something about forgetting her last name so you can't look her up now?
Teenage me is pretty much the same as now me only I have fewer people I interact with because I've learned to not inflict my presence upon others. My shitty memory makes it hard to learn and retain skills, nevermind participate in conversation topics, so I just kind of drift through life not doing much of anything. For example: i've been at this internship for two months now and I can't remember the details of the program I wrote during the first month of it. My bachelor's degree may as well have never happened for all I can remember of it.
I am pretty sure that no girls i've interacted with in the past have been interested in me, at least. So there is that. Missed opportunities are things that my brain definitely remembers.
When I was a senior in High School, I had someone who was a good buddy that hadn't been asked to prom. So I bought a bouquet of a dozen yellow roses (yellow for friendship!) and asked her.
She was very happy! But the guy she had been waiting for had asked her. I was so happy for her, but now I had a dozen yellow roses.
I must have asked like 6 other girls that day before I friggin tracked down a girl I'd known for like 10 years since elementary school. I don't remember how I found out her address, but I showed up at her door with (slightly wilted) yellow roses that I had offered to half a dozen other girls that day.
I was mostly concerned with the money I spent on the flowers. :P
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PwnanObrienHe's right, life sucks.Registered Userregular
someone could offer me a billion dollars and a time machine and i still wouldn't relive my teen years
i would collapse into a cringe-hole, a singularity of embarrassment
If I could relive the years from 10-20 with the little knowledge and wisdom I have managed to scrape together since then, I could crush life so hard.
"Hey, why are you doing so many pushups?"
"Well as a teenager my body's basically on steroids. Besides I've gotta do something until Google goes public."
someone could offer me a billion dollars and a time machine and i still wouldn't relive my teen years
i would collapse into a cringe-hole, a singularity of embarrassment
If I could relive the years from 10-20 with the little knowledge and wisdom I have managed to scrape together since then, I could crush life so hard.
"Hey, why are you doing so many pushups?"
"Well as a teenager my body's basically on steroids. Besides I've gotta do something until Google goes public."
That reminds me of that movie Frequency. The guy tells his friend in the past to buy Yahoo! stock and that's all to this post thank you
Hey. Hey, Ronnie. Remember that girl that liked you, but you didn't know it until the far flung future where powerful computers were small enough to fit in your pocket and the sum of human knowledge was only a few taps away, anytime, anywhere? Ha ha, yeah. Well, you'll never forget again. Good night, buddy.
For some reason I am reminded of the Ranma 1/2 where they put on Romeo and Juliet and the main characters smooch through tape.
I had never imagined that people actually did such things. This is literally the only other time I have seen anything like it.
Today's comic managed to hit the top of the comics reddit
It's funny how many people are like "Rehashing an old joke! It's so obvious, how could he not know?!"
Hahaha hohoho ohhhhhhhhhh i'm sad
Ignore reddit. Reddit is the purest, most distilled form of repetition. They bitch about reposts and original content but they don't do a damn thing about it.
Its a giant competition to find something clever/witty someone else did and try to score imaginary internet points for finding it.
Their opinion is bad and they should feel bad.
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PwnanObrienHe's right, life sucks.Registered Userregular
Today's comic managed to hit the top of the comics reddit
It's funny how many people are like "Rehashing an old joke! It's so obvious, how could he not know?!"
Hahaha hohoho ohhhhhhhhhh i'm sad
Ignore reddit. Reddit is the purest, most distilled form of repetition. They bitch about reposts and original content but they don't do a damn thing about it.
Its a giant competition to find something clever/witty someone else did and try to score imaginary internet points for finding it.
Their opinion is bad and they should feel bad.
This is such a brutal burial of reddit the instrumental to 2Pac's "Hit Em Up" started playing in my head as I read it. Next you'll be pointing out the fact that there's a video of a woman being "justifiable beaten up" on the front page every other day.
The whole comic or just the BB reference? If the latter, it's just Ronnie making a realization on the crapper while looking in a book and the bathroom is lightly modeled after the one in BB
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PwnanObrienHe's right, life sucks.Registered Userregular
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Of course the only answer now is to stalk her on facebook.
Bonus points if you can find out her phone number and drunk dial her.
Remember: you're an astronaut doctor now.
Welp, I just remembered something I repressed.
Works best if she's in a swimsuit in the picture.
This was my nickname in high school.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
My edit to your edit:
Also I've totally done the same thing, god damn teenage me, take a hint!
someone could offer me a billion dollars and a time machine and i still wouldn't relive my teen years
i would collapse into a cringe-hole, a singularity of embarrassment
Registered just for the Mass Effect threads | Steam: click ^^^ | Origin: curlyhairedboy
If I could relive the years from 10-20 with the little knowledge and wisdom I have managed to scrape together since then, I could crush life so hard.
I hope it is the second one. Past me could be kind of a tool, he didn't deserve attention.
I shall have to seek out this thread...
Or was that something else
I might be crazy
I am crazy
I am pretty sure that no girls i've interacted with in the past have been interested in me, at least. So there is that. Missed opportunities are things that my brain definitely remembers.
I'm positive it said something like that too.
But then I thought about it, and strip-ronnie is holding the yearbook.
Which would have her name in it.
She was very happy! But the guy she had been waiting for had asked her. I was so happy for her, but now I had a dozen yellow roses.
I must have asked like 6 other girls that day before I friggin tracked down a girl I'd known for like 10 years since elementary school. I don't remember how I found out her address, but I showed up at her door with (slightly wilted) yellow roses that I had offered to half a dozen other girls that day.
I was mostly concerned with the money I spent on the flowers. :P
"Hey, why are you doing so many pushups?"
"Well as a teenager my body's basically on steroids. Besides I've gotta do something until Google goes public."
That reminds me of that movie Frequency. The guy tells his friend in the past to buy Yahoo! stock and that's all to this post thank you
It's funny how many people are like "Rehashing an old joke! It's so obvious, how could he not know?!"
Hahaha hohoho ohhhhhhhhhh i'm sad
For some reason I am reminded of the Ranma 1/2 where they put on Romeo and Juliet and the main characters smooch through tape.
I had never imagined that people actually did such things. This is literally the only other time I have seen anything like it.
Ignore reddit. Reddit is the purest, most distilled form of repetition. They bitch about reposts and original content but they don't do a damn thing about it.
Its a giant competition to find something clever/witty someone else did and try to score imaginary internet points for finding it.
Their opinion is bad and they should feel bad.
This is such a brutal burial of reddit the instrumental to 2Pac's "Hit Em Up" started playing in my head as I read it. Next you'll be pointing out the fact that there's a video of a woman being "justifiable beaten up" on the front page every other day.
You're the first who's mentioned it
I didn't do a very good job, I think
The whole comic or just the BB reference? If the latter, it's just Ronnie making a realization on the crapper while looking in a book and the bathroom is lightly modeled after the one in BB
I got it right away.