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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    The NRA speech thing going on right now would be funny if I could get over all the nausea.

    I had not heard of this. I must be lucky. :P

    I'll summarize:

    - Guns save lives!
    - Washington saved America with guns!
    - The only way to stop crime is with guns!
    - Obama wants to take your guns!
    - And he wants to take Jesus away, too!
    - Remember when America was great and little Tommy and Billy played on safe streets while their parents stood guard on the porch with assault rifles?
    - Pepperidge Farms sure does.
    - But the IRS is gonna use ObamaCare to drone away your god-given Benghazi!
    - Are you gonna let them take your bibles away and give 'em to gay welfare queens?
    - Stand up for America!
    - Buy a million guns!
    - Hail Hydra!

    Oh ok, so a pretty standard NRA speech, then. :P

    Generally, put I found it especially off-putting the way LaPierre kept coming back to allusions of the government taking religious freedoms away.

    Like, dude that is both not true and not your jurisdiction.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    There is like one verse in the New Testament that might be interpreted as promoting self defense.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Second, I'm glad to see that you're finally becoming a young woman. No, you're not dying, and the bleeding will stop. You just need to go ask a nurse for a tampon and go get cleaned up. Maybe your boyfriend will let you wear his jean jacket around your waist for the rest of the day.

    I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here.

    you actin like you pms'in son

    I think you're reading a lot more anger into my posts than exists.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Religion is stupid but i like a gun for self defense :6

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Someone give me the settings for the Civ V game I should play.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    There is like one verse in the New Testament that might be interpreted as promoting self defense.

    There's lots of scripture talking about the evils of wealth and only, like, two about being gay.

    So let's not drag the Bible into this discussion about American Evangelism, okay?

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    i... i think i liked chat better when we were all in denial about how fat we are

  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    There is like one verse in the New Testament that might be interpreted as promoting self defense.

    That's the one Jesus said about letting the guy hurt his hand on your other cheek, right?

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Someone give me the settings for the Civ V game I should play.

    large islands

    build beeeg navy

    have fun with battleships

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    The combination of guns and religion in the USA is weird.

    Nah, makes sense for them to go together. Religion is a traditional value. Guns are a traditional value, since they're tied into the revolution and the bill of rights. So, social conservatives are likely going to be into both.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    i... i think i liked chat better when we were all in denial about how fat we are

    I have never been in denial

    I am the alpha gross.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    There is like one verse in the New Testament that might be interpreted as promoting self defense.

    That's the one Jesus said about letting the guy hurt his hand on your other cheek, right?

    That and go the other mile passage have been twisted about as much as the eye of the needle passage.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i went on the first few dates of my life, cuz i am a coward troglodyte, or something, in 2014

    This baffles me. You're a good looking, interesting dude.

    yes, perhaps true

    but does not translate per se into confidence and such
    honestly it stems from the same part of my brain that has kept me in this job for the last 4 years, 100% - procrastination, anxiety, fear of change, etc i think

    i mean so like

    middle school i was in a class of like 24 kids and meh nothing
    high school was my class was 100 ppl big and was not rly interested in most ppl there so meh

    college was the wasted opportunity obviously, and that is my regret, because i obviously had many opportunities, plenty, and i'm sure i could have been plenty successful!
    but like
    i never made an effort to make a change because it was a step that required being proactive on my part, and the entirety of my life i'd been so passive and complacent
    maybe partly held back by some fear, but mostly passivity and complacency + some anxiety -> procrastination and inaction, which is the exact same issue as i have with career and many other parts of my life

    and then after time and graduating it got to the point where i felt like a weirdo for my total earlier lack of dating which further kind of drains confidence, and then again the same issues of just like, ahh i ain't got time for this shit now life is so crazy
    and then i realized i was 26 years old and i can't continue doing the same thing forever

    so i'm starting now

    but it's so much worse, and thus that is one of (many) things i regret about my college experience - all primarily rooted in inaction / lack of being proactive about anything

    so i am trying to fix that now, across the board
    career, dating, apartments, etc

    @Deebaser‌

    probably @skippydumptruck‌

    poo
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Bullock isn't an actress whose movies I go and see, ordinarily, but if she's in something I'm watching she's never been the false note in the cast. Look t it this way. Every movie she's in is a movie Katherine Heigel isn't in.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    The combination of guns and religion in the USA is weird.
    jesus-gun-wwjd41.jpg

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    i went on the first few dates of my life, cuz i am a coward troglodyte, or something, in 2014

    they were okay some were enjoyable others were boring

    nothing came out of them yet though i will meet one of those ppl again next week, someone i met once the week before i went to thailand

    but at least i got over the part of going to meet random ppl

    but that's as far as i've gotten so far to date

    I'm going to be okay with never going to meet random ppl for dates it sounds awful

    isn't it a law in norway that you have to be at least third cousins in order to go on a date?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Shaz I am identical to you (though I got started with romance stuff early). I am totes gonna move out after this summer tho! You should make big changes along with me.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Police Horse Goes Undercover In Bestiality Bust

    gothamist or onion.
    i cant tell

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Police Horse Goes Undercover In Bestiality Bust

    Better than Plan A:
    130829.jpg

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    my boss is AWOL so i have nothing to do at the moment
    which would be nice
    except the reason she is AWOL is that yesterday afternoon she said her daughter was in the hospital for surgery and have no heard from her since, in spite of supposedly urgent client work, so i worry it is something serious
    :<

    poo
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    oh god, heigl

    80% of the reason I always watched grey's anatomy when it was on

    (10% sandra oh 10% lucius vorenus)

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i went on the first few dates of my life, cuz i am a coward troglodyte, or something, in 2014

    This baffles me. You're a good looking, interesting dude.

    yes, perhaps true

    but does not translate per se into confidence and such
    honestly it stems from the same part of my brain that has kept me in this job for the last 4 years, 100% - procrastination, anxiety, fear of change, etc i think

    i mean so like

    middle school i was in a class of like 24 kids and meh nothing
    high school was my class was 100 ppl big and was not rly interested in most ppl there so meh

    college was the wasted opportunity obviously, and that is my regret, because i obviously had many opportunities, plenty, and i'm sure i could have been plenty successful!
    but like
    i never made an effort to make a change because it was a step that required being proactive on my part, and the entirety of my life i'd been so passive and complacent
    maybe partly held back by some fear, but mostly passivity and complacency + some anxiety -> procrastination and inaction, which is the exact same issue as i have with career and many other parts of my life

    and then after time and graduating it got to the point where i felt like a weirdo for my total earlier lack of dating which further kind of drains confidence, and then again the same issues of just like, ahh i ain't got time for this shit now life is so crazy
    and then i realized i was 26 years old and i can't continue doing the same thing forever

    so i'm starting now

    but it's so much worse, and thus that is one of (many) things i regret about my college experience - all primarily rooted in inaction / lack of being proactive about anything

    so i am trying to fix that now, across the board
    career, dating, apartments, etc

    @Deebaser‌

    probably @skippydumptruck‌
    i feel you 100% on all things (except the being weak part)
    i just got lucky that @Hakkekage makes terrible decisions...otherwise i'd still be the strong white version of you

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Yes! In laws are having a thing tonight, but I've been excused.
    Awwww yyyiiisssss bachelor Friday!

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    i went on the first few dates of my life, cuz i am a coward troglodyte, or something, in 2014

    they were okay some were enjoyable others were boring

    nothing came out of them yet though i will meet one of those ppl again next week, someone i met once the week before i went to thailand

    but at least i got over the part of going to meet random ppl

    but that's as far as i've gotten so far to date

    I'm going to be okay with never going to meet random ppl for dates it sounds awful

    isn't it a law in norway that you have to be at least third cousins in order to go on a date?

    I have also heard this Will-san

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i went on the first few dates of my life, cuz i am a coward troglodyte, or something, in 2014

    This baffles me. You're a good looking, interesting dude.

    yes, perhaps true

    but does not translate per se into confidence and such
    honestly it stems from the same part of my brain that has kept me in this job for the last 4 years, 100% - procrastination, anxiety, fear of change, etc i think

    i mean so like

    middle school i was in a class of like 24 kids and meh nothing
    high school was my class was 100 ppl big and was not rly interested in most ppl there so meh

    college was the wasted opportunity obviously, and that is my regret, because i obviously had many opportunities, plenty, and i'm sure i could have been plenty successful!
    but like
    i never made an effort to make a change because it was a step that required being proactive on my part, and the entirety of my life i'd been so passive and complacent
    maybe partly held back by some fear, but mostly passivity and complacency + some anxiety -> procrastination and inaction, which is the exact same issue as i have with career and many other parts of my life

    and then after time and graduating it got to the point where i felt like a weirdo for my total earlier lack of dating which further kind of drains confidence, and then again the same issues of just like, ahh i ain't got time for this shit now life is so crazy
    and then i realized i was 26 years old and i can't continue doing the same thing forever

    so i'm starting now

    but it's so much worse, and thus that is one of (many) things i regret about my college experience - all primarily rooted in inaction / lack of being proactive about anything

    so i am trying to fix that now, across the board
    career, dating, apartments, etc

    Deebaser‌

    probably skippydumptruck‌
    i feel you 100% on all things (except the being weak part)
    i just got lucky that Hakkekage makes terrible decisions...otherwise i'd still be the strong white version of you
    whoops maybe i should have said @Shazkar Shadowstorm‌ so you'd see this

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    We have mounted police in Saratoga and I'm pretty sure they exist solely as a tourist attraction.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    i went on the first few dates of my life, cuz i am a coward troglodyte, or something, in 2014

    they were okay some were enjoyable others were boring

    nothing came out of them yet though i will meet one of those ppl again next week, someone i met once the week before i went to thailand

    but at least i got over the part of going to meet random ppl

    but that's as far as i've gotten so far to date

    I'm going to be okay with never going to meet random ppl for dates it sounds awful

    isn't it a law in norway that you have to be at least third cousins in order to go on a date?

    no, but you face sanctions if you go on a date with someone you haven't already had a drunken hookup with

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i need to become the strong brown version of me

    poo
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Police Horse Goes Undercover In Bestiality Bust

    Better than Plan A:
    130829.jpg

    i'd hit it

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Yes! In laws are having a thing tonight, but I've been excused.
    Awwww yyyiiisssss bachelor Friday!

    i would hang out except i have to go to fucking jamaica queens

    poo
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Deebs I watched the internship the other night

    It made me think of you because it tried to be all topical and mentioned pappy :p

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    Casual wrote: »
    i... i think i liked chat better when we were all in denial about how fat we are

    @BEAST!‌ had to go and fuck it all up for us

    all eating sticks of butter and lifting taxis for exercise at paxeast

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    ok so remember last summer when chat decided planking was a good exercise?

    i just tried it and i think i am dramatically worse than this time last year

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Yes! In laws are having a thing tonight, but I've been excused.
    Awwww yyyiiisssss bachelor Friday!

    i would hang out except i have to go to fucking jamaica queens

    O hai I went to college there

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Inertia5 shazzy

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Few can out not-act Cameron Diaz.

    She's on my list of I Don't Get How This is a Thing.

    megan fox
    sandra bullock
    jennifer aniston
    january jones
    kristen stewart

    Sandra Bullock is a decent actress. Speed! Speed is a mother fucking classic. Jennifer Aniston stars in terrible movies but has comedy chops.

    The other three hmm well ok. January Jones is very bad indeed.

    Jones has talent when she is motivated, like Mad Men. When she's not motivated she's a plank of wood - X-men: First Class.

    To be fair, that character was written like a plank of wood

    Some actors can overcome that and instill a bit of personality into anything, but Jones ain't one of those people.

    But that's super rare and I don't really hold playing a character with no written personality against her

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    man i feel like shaz and me are the same person

    but he's more successful than i am

    >:[

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2014
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    i went on the first few dates of my life, cuz i am a coward troglodyte, or something, in 2014

    they were okay some were enjoyable others were boring

    nothing came out of them yet though i will meet one of those ppl again next week, someone i met once the week before i went to thailand

    but at least i got over the part of going to meet random ppl

    but that's as far as i've gotten so far to date

    I'm going to be okay with never going to meet random ppl for dates it sounds awful

    isn't it a law in norway that you have to be at least third cousins in order to go on a date?

    no, but you face sanctions if you go on a date with someone you haven't already had a drunken hookup with

    so second cousins then.

    Irond Will on
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