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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Fucking bullshit forever fuck fuck

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Ugh also I'm grumpy because my run took a lot out of me and I still have to shower and I'm hungry

    Being an organism is too hard pls digitize me

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    oh hell no

    Cry "Havoc!", and let slip the dogs of .gif

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    this bourbon kind of tastes like bubblegum

    there is a prominent ester from distillation that smells & tastes like bubblegum. which bourbon is it?

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    this negroni isn't as tasty as the other ones i had

    i wonder if it's the gin or vermouth

    getting bluecoat is simple enough but like hell am i ever gonna be able to get my mitts on punt e mes

    I can't ever stop reading this as something not vaguely racist

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    The thing with the Heat is that their role players are so game compared to the Thunder's

    I respect Allen, Battier, Haslem, Birdman, Cole/Chalmers

    I sure as shit don't respect anyone outside of KD/Russ/Ibaka on the Thunder apart from some love for Nick Collison a few years ago

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    The thing with the Heat is that their role players are so game compared to the Thunder's

    I respect Allen, Battier, Haslem, Birdman, Cole/Chalmers

    I sure as shit don't respect anyone outside of KD/Russ/Ibaka on the Thunder apart from some love for Nick Collison a few years ago

    Yeah fuck perkins

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    I'm sorry @surrealitycheck‌ I'm just jealous.

    WILL I EVER MAEK CHAT AGAIN?! WILL THE BULLSHIT NEVER STOP!

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this bourbon kind of tastes like bubblegum

    there is a prominent ester from distillation that smells & tastes like bubblegum. which bourbon is it?

    It's Jefferson Reserve

    The other odd ester flavour I've run into is a very strong peanut butter flavour, on a very expensive bourbon whose name escapes me

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Ugh also I'm grumpy because my run took a lot out of me and I still have to shower and I'm hungry

    Being an organism is too hard pls digitize me

    You know who can't have orgasms?

    Digitals

    Are you willing to give that up?




    Because seriously, I'll take your share.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'm really anxious over this review

    I don't know how to keep myself from getting defensive when they say something about me leaving 'early' (Aka on time) and shit

    I will just have to keep my mouth shut, my face expressionless and my eyes dead and just respond with, I'm disappointed to hear that, I need some time to process

    But inside I will be shrieking

    How much of a risk would it be to say you're adhering to the standards set by employees and supervisors alike?

    Fairly big, since most people like to masturbate to how long they've been in the office

    But they typically don't live as far away as I do

    And frankly I am even less enamored of this law firm cultural pressure to whip your dick out to how late you stayed to do bullshit because the opportunity cost is not worth it. There's no incentive beyond avoiding the general censure of my bosses and if that's the case...see ya, cause this job wasn't as special and fulfilling as characterized either, so let's just expose all our bullshit and gave fun hiring someone new while trying to juggle all the work I used to do

    So, working in a law firm is the same as working in Japan, it seems...

    In which case, uh, yeah.

    FUCK THAT NOISE.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    this negroni isn't as tasty as the other ones i had

    i wonder if it's the gin or vermouth

    getting bluecoat is simple enough but like hell am i ever gonna be able to get my mitts on punt e mes

    I can't ever stop reading this as something not vaguely racist
    i ordered one at a bar with @‌mim

    she just stared at me

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Like idk I wouldn't be as salty if we were playing the clips or the thunder right now

    Spurs just fucking...idk they are the blurst

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    this negroni isn't as tasty as the other ones i had

    i wonder if it's the gin or vermouth

    getting bluecoat is simple enough but like hell am i ever gonna be able to get my mitts on punt e mes

    punt e mes or carpano antics are both pretty common up here. i'm sure they're around in philly.

    you could also do vya or dolans. cinzano at a stretch.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Ugh also I'm grumpy because my run took a lot out of me and I still have to shower and I'm hungry

    Being an organism is too hard pls digitize me

    You know who can't have orgasms?

    Digitals

    Are you willing to give that up?




    Because seriously, I'll take your share.

    Ur gonna have to do better than that, carbon based life form

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Haha fuckinng ginobli throwing the ball around his back, case in point what a douche

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    JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Fuck sports

    Hockey is awesome and hockey is a sport, so no :D

    They're is some hockey players I'd like to fuck tough ;)


    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    The thing with the Heat is that their role players are so game compared to the Thunder's

    I respect Allen, Battier, Haslem, Birdman, Cole/Chalmers

    I sure as shit don't respect anyone outside of KD/Russ/Ibaka on the Thunder apart from some love for Nick Collison a few years ago

    reggie jackson showing skills

    thabo a good defender regardless of total loss of shot

    steven adams... well he sure can give a foul

    that list got hard fast

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    oh man

    so good

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    There is a teacher at a school here that has a bed in an unused room of the school so he can spend the night when he stays SO late because he is SUCH A HARD worker.

    How about learning to be an efficient worker you twit.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i like caron butler. he's a shell of former self but can still spread the floor

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I am pretty sure if I had the tech to upload you to computer, I would be able to give you orgasms.

    I mean not that I can't now but

    Wait this got weird

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    We have family visiting and have now used 63% of our on-peak bandwidth for the entire month in 8 days (~32GB).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euI3v2jpTlI

    工事中
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Damian just got fucking mauled

    I give up

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    this negroni isn't as tasty as the other ones i had

    i wonder if it's the gin or vermouth

    getting bluecoat is simple enough but like hell am i ever gonna be able to get my mitts on punt e mes

    punt e mes or carpano antics are both pretty common up here. i'm sure they're around in philly.

    you could also do vya or dolans. cinzano at a stretch.
    cinzano is the one i'm using

    PA is a terrible vermouth state

    vya and dolin are available, but only online, we have carpano antica but it costs $lol and punt e mes has to be special ordered and bought in batches of three or more

    one day i need to take a trip out of state to stock up on hard to get stuff

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this bourbon kind of tastes like bubblegum

    there is a prominent ester from distillation that smells & tastes like bubblegum. which bourbon is it?

    It's Jefferson Reserve

    The other odd ester flavour I've run into is a very strong peanut butter flavour, on a very expensive bourbon whose name escapes me

    the one that always sticks out to me is the banana ester.

    i went to a talk about distillation and the dude said that in a column still, the esters burn off in a predictable sequence, so the whole joint smells like, say, butterscotch, then banana, then bubble gum then rum (i don't remember the specific order but those were four esters he mentioned). depending on where you cut off the head & tail, those flavors can end up in the final product.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    hmm orgasms are p good but if I never had to sleep, eat, or excercise

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    this negroni isn't as tasty as the other ones i had

    i wonder if it's the gin or vermouth

    getting bluecoat is simple enough but like hell am i ever gonna be able to get my mitts on punt e mes

    I can't ever stop reading this as something not vaguely racist
    i ordered one at a bar with @mim

    she just stared at me

    He sipped it and then said "Don't make this a race thing"

    HOW COULD I NOT.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2014
    my cuz just graduated law school right into a 160k a year lawyer job

    and at first i was super jealous

    like.. thats a ton of money!!!

    except... he has to live in NY to get that kind of pay, so there goes a ton for COL

    he has to work like 60-80 hours a week of HARD, STRESSFUL work, so thats dipping that hourly wage down a lot

    and lastly, because of his student loan debt, he's not going to even be turning a profit for several years, and its not like you can even really quit if you're miserable because you have to pay that shit off somehow

    could NEVER pull that off i am too lazy

    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I am pretty sure if I had the tech to upload you to computer, I would be able to give you orgasms.

    I mean not that I can't now but

    Wait this got weird

    You coming onto me?

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    scarlett johannsen could still have orgasms in Her so i'd be down

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is a teacher at a school here that has a bed in an unused room of the school so he can spend the night when he stays SO late because he is SUCH A HARD worker.

    How about learning to be an efficient worker you twit.

    ugh japan

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Like idk I wouldn't be as salty if we were playing the clips or the thunder right now

    Spurs just fucking...idk they are the blurst

    san antonio represent

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Robin Lopez just made so many mistakes on rebounds that directly led to twelve points

    I need ice cream

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I am pretty sure if I had the tech to upload you to computer, I would be able to give you orgasms.

    I mean not that I can't now but

    Wait this got weird

    You coming onto me?

    No I am mostly coming on to uploaded brains that I have digitized somatosensory cortex write access on.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I am pretty sure if I had the tech to upload you to computer, I would be able to give you orgasms.

    I mean not that I can't now but

    Wait this got weird

    sorry what was that, i was just replicating my brain at a subcellular level to this computronium dyson sphere

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'm really anxious over this review

    I don't know how to keep myself from getting defensive when they say something about me leaving 'early' (Aka on time) and shit

    I will just have to keep my mouth shut, my face expressionless and my eyes dead and just respond with, I'm disappointed to hear that, I need some time to process

    But inside I will be shrieking

    How much of a risk would it be to say you're adhering to the standards set by employees and supervisors alike?

    Fairly big, since most people like to masturbate to how long they've been in the office

    But they typically don't live as far away as I do

    And frankly I am even less enamored of this law firm cultural pressure to whip your dick out to how late you stayed to do bullshit because the opportunity cost is not worth it. There's no incentive beyond avoiding the general censure of my bosses and if that's the case...see ya, cause this job wasn't as special and fulfilling as characterized either, so let's just expose all our bullshit and gave fun hiring someone new while trying to juggle all the work I used to do

    So, working in a law firm is the same as working in Japan, it seems...

    In which case, uh, yeah.

    FUCK THAT NOISE.

    If you can't get your work done in a reasonable time, you're working inefficiently. Usually the case is you ARE working efficiently but are impressed upon with unreasonable deadlines, which depending on the degree will, yes, necessitate extra time. But
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    my cuz just graduated law school right into a 160k a year lawyer job

    and at first i was super jealous

    like.. thats a ton of money!!!

    except... he has to live in NY to get that kind of pay, so there goes a ton for COL

    he has to work like 60-80 hours a week of HARD, STRESSFUL work, so thats dipping that hourly wage down a lot

    and lastly, because of his student loan debt, he's not going to even be turning a profit for several years, and its not like you can even really quit if you're miserable because you have to pay that shit off somehow

    could NEVER pull that off i am too lazy

    Also $160k is the entry salary for a 1st yr associate in a prestigious NYC firm because of collusion, basically

    But that's still comfortable living in NYC

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Like idk I wouldn't be as salty if we were playing the clips or the thunder right now

    Spurs just fucking...idk they are the blurst

    san antonio represent
    Spool gimme a break

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    this negroni isn't as tasty as the other ones i had

    i wonder if it's the gin or vermouth

    getting bluecoat is simple enough but like hell am i ever gonna be able to get my mitts on punt e mes

    I can't ever stop reading this as something not vaguely racist

    They barrell age them at the nighthawk. last time I was there the bartender was black and my white guilt prevented me from ordering one.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    I am KILLING it at Cards against humanity.

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