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[Trailers] Rust Cohle is Lost in Space

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    NotYouNotYou Registered User regular
    Dolph Lungren is a national treasure.

    Did you know he has a masters of chemical engineering and has an IQ that in all likelihood is higher than anyone in this thread?

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    we have a couple of PHDs on this board

    although I think Dolf Lungren could beat them up so they wouldn't question that

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    NotYou wrote: »
    Dolph Lungren is a national treasure.

    Did you know he has a masters of chemical engineering and has an IQ that in all likelihood is higher than anyone in this thread?

    Who didn't?

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    if we're ever invaded by zombies or aliens Dolf will be the guy we'll put in charge of saving us

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    if we're ever invaded by zombies or aliens Dolf will be the guy we'll put in charge of saving us

    Him, a random retired special reporter, and an Italian porn star.

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Draeven wrote: »
    that battle of the damned is going to be terrible but its soo cool though.

    It's really bad, in the so bad it's bad way.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Are the Giblet movies always weak in the US dubbing?

    It looks interesting but I'll have to be down for the subtitled joint.

    Ghibli dubs are usually great especially ones by Disney and even the older BBC dubs were great.
    Secondly Ghibli makes movies, Giblets makes gravy.

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Secondly Ghibli makes movies, Giblets makes gravy.

    I smell an autocorrect.

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    DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    Draeven wrote: »
    that battle of the damned is going to be terrible but its soo cool though.

    It's really bad, in the so bad it's bad way.
    Never said it was gonna be good, just cool.

    Morskitter wrote "Spikes, choppas, tentacles, magic? Can't hold a candle to Sergeant Pimp here."

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    I think maybe we understand the word cool in pretty different ways!

    But no, I get it. And it could have been cheesy fun, but it sort of just flounders in some sub-Uwe Boll hellscape of movie making devoid of any talent at all.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    http://youtu.be/kl8F-8tR8to

    A new kingsmen trailer. Since this one shows a female henchman with like knife feet, I've upped my previous Mark Millar rape reference from 2, to at least 4. So there is your vegas betting mark for rapes/attempted rapes in the movie.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Kudos for not putting that git kid in the trailer like the other one and focusing more on King's Speech being Alfred on steroids, and I wonder if this Blade Runner will get away with murder too, but after Kick Ass 2 I don't know if Vaughn is going to give me the Layer Cake successor I know he still has. And it's not going to come from Millar's work (oh hey they're fighting in a church that's way too edgy for modern times, right? Because it's 1980!)

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Kudos for not putting that git kid in the trailer like the other one and focusing more on King's Speech being Alfred on steroids, and I wonder if this Blade Runner will get away with murder too, but after Kick Ass 2 I don't know if Vaughn is going to give me the Layer Cake successor I know he still has. And it's not going to come from Millar's work (oh hey they're fighting in a church that's way too edgy for modern times, right? Because it's 1980!)

    Vaughn didn't direct Kick-Ass 2.

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    That movie looks like a British xXx.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
    This is my face while I am not paying for anything Millar has anything to do with.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    http://youtu.be/eUF3MhPKhv4

    January rated R movie about hackers... Yeah this is going to be awful.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
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    SealSeal Registered User regular
    Can Thor save all the megahertz and keep the bad men outside our codewalls? I'm finding myself inexplicably interested in the answer even if it means sitting through a terrible movie, but not in theaters.

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    http://youtu.be/eUF3MhPKhv4

    January rated R movie about hackers... Yeah this is going to be awful.

    I bet it was that skateboarder guy who done it.

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    DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Preacher wrote: »
    http://youtu.be/eUF3MhPKhv4

    January rated R movie about hackers... Yeah this is going to be awful.

    but MICHAEL MANN! this could be the Heat of hacker movies. i mean, it doesn't look it but you never know!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Or it could be the public enemy of hacker movies...

    I like Mann, he's made some pretty awful movies.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Preacher wrote: »
    http://youtu.be/eUF3MhPKhv4

    January rated R movie about hackers... Yeah this is going to be awful.

    I remember an segment on NPR this week about how technology is presented in TV/movies and at one point someone was decrying how corny and dated the whole "follow the code through the computer/World Wide Web" thing used you see in 80's/90's movies was.

    Apparently Mann disagrees.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular

    How long does Sean Bean last?

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Well he's a time travelling Channing Tatum so probably not too long.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Well he's Sean Bean so probably not too long.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I wonder if Sean Bean has ever been flicked to death in a role?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Flicked to death or FLICKED to death?

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Dammit, Mann, make another Collateral or HEAT.

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    BubbyBubby Registered User regular
    Gone Girl soundtrack is out, Reznor already won the Oscar.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocx2wwxHQFE

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Jupiter Ascending is probably going to have a forgettable overly convoluted plot but it has cool spaceships so I'm totally onboard

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Is Jupiter Ascending based on some kind of poopy YA novel?

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    There was an amazing bit on Blackhat in Empire, this quote in particular:
    Contrary to any notions of sun-starved geeks, Hemsworth very much fits the hacker mould: young, smart, often a bodybuilder, often blond, and supremely confident.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Is Jupiter Ascending based on some kind of poopy YA novel?

    Doesn't seem to be. May be poopy anyway, but luckily I have learned to filter out those guys' mistakes since the third matrix so even if it's still poopy something can probably be salvaged.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Is Jupiter Ascending based on some kind of poopy YA novel?

    Wikipedia says it is an original story written by wachowskis.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Hey, I recognise those robots in that Dolph movie. They're from a shitty so bad it's good b-movie from Amazon video called Robotropolis. There seems to be no relation between the productions, but it's funny seeing them show up again, since it's not even a good design :p

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=mlHrcXS0Dj0

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    Oh brilliant
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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular

    That looks way better than the previous trailers.

    It's definitely a YA story though, even if it's an original one by the W-skis.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    There was an amazing bit on Blackhat in Empire, this quote in particular:
    Contrary to any notions of sun-starved geeks, Hemsworth very much fits the hacker mould: young, smart, often a bodybuilder, often blond, and supremely confident.

    The word "Brogrammer" exists and is a thing.

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    DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
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