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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Thank God.


    The only thing that can kill a monster is another monster.

    It's physics.

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    TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Thank God.


    The only thing that can kill a monster is another monster.

    It's physics.

    Yeah, why else would we have built god damn Jagers if this wasn't an established issue with kaiju?

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    So much of the science in this movie was terrible, beyond movie science. I think it's a serious disservice to the Godzilla mythos to just treat a nuke like any other bomb after it goes off.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    So this movie was pretty great.

    The creepiest scene was before the film, when they were advertising Klondike Bars in the style of a 70s porn.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    ...Did they fix the problem where Godzilla gets shot by missiles and freakin' dies this time around?

    Did you miss the trailer where they say that the Bikini Atoll atom bomb tests were unsuccessful attempts to kill him?

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    Bobble wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Also, I do have one last problem, and if I didn't love the last 20 minutes or so so much, it would have broken the movie for me.

    HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID THE FEMALE GET PREGNANT.

    They did it in the dust storm.

    That was the dust storm...

    implications... unpleasant.

    Kinda gives new meaning to the term "Haboob" doesn't it?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    For all the movie's flaws, it does what it does right so right that I can't not be hopeful a sequel would capitalize on it.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    I'm a bit hype for Godzilla 2 because if they go the DESTROY ALL MONSTER'S route, they can do a Muto exctinction event.

    Which would be AMAZING.

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    SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    as long as King Ghidorah doesn't show up I'm fine with a sequel

    I hated that thing

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    Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    I'm a bit hype for Godzilla 2 because if they go the DESTROY ALL MONSTER'S route, they can do a Muto exctinction event.

    Which would be AMAZING.

    I know Edwards says he wants to do a Destroy All Monsters inspired movie, but I don't see how that meshes with his desire for "restraint". What's he gonna do, trick people into thinking two monsters are gonna fight and then cut away several dozen times?

    BTW, the art book specifically states that the MUTOs are mammals.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    I'm a bit hype for Godzilla 2 because if they go the DESTROY ALL MONSTER'S route, they can do a Muto exctinction event.

    Which would be AMAZING.

    I know Edwards says he wants to do a Destroy All Monsters inspired movie, but I don't see how that meshes with his desire for "restraint". What's he gonna do, trick people into thinking two monsters are gonna fight and then cut away several dozen times?

    BTW, the art book specifically states that the MUTOs are mammals.

    <insert art major joke here>

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    I'm pretty certain MUTOs can't be mammals, or insects, or any other known taxa because they apparently evolved way before other multi-cellular life

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    i bought the 52 godzilla comics bundle they had on comixology immediately after this movie

    why movies so expensive, i wanna see again

    so good in imax yes

    there were many flaws in this movie and pieces that could be improved but it was quite enjoyable in spite of them

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    I'm a bit hype for Godzilla 2 because if they go the DESTROY ALL MONSTER'S route, they can do a Muto exctinction event.

    Which would be AMAZING.

    I know Edwards says he wants to do a Destroy All Monsters inspired movie, but I don't see how that meshes with his desire for "restraint". What's he gonna do, trick people into thinking two monsters are gonna fight and then cut away several dozen times?

    BTW, the art book specifically states that the MUTOs are mammals.

    Oh it's totally easy to show restraint and be a Destroy all Monster's movie.

    Open with a panicked intern with a Monarch labeled jacket rushing to boss. with dozen's of paper's showing increased seismic activity around the world.

    Cure Monarch boss getting the thousand yard stare and saying "Get me the President"

    The guts of the movie would be humans of different goverment's/organizations tracking down the exact locations of seismic activity, discovery, and global discussion on how to deal with all of these things awakening because of the events of the first Godzilla movie.

    Cue big G surfacing and "attacking" different nuclear plants across the globe. At the last plant, after weeks of attacks he just sits and WAITS.

    Muto's surface(most, if not all, redesign's of classic Godzilla monster's). All head to Godzilla's location.

    DESTROY

    ALL

    MONSTERS.

    Roll credits.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    I want a modern version of Biollante plz.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Oh, and Godzilla 2 will feature Mecha Godzilla.


    C'mon, we all know it.

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Maybe Godzilla went after the MUTOs because they were eating up latent radiation on the Earth and it was fucking with his food source.

    I also liked that he was portrayed as ridiculously put upon and bothered by having to fight.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    As I said in my post in the Movies thread- the entire ecology they were going for actually makes sense and is interesting if you just ignore everything Ken Watanabe ever says in the movie.

    I would say that his character is working on partial information, so a lot of what he's saying is educated guesswork.

    How educated - that's up to the viewer.

    Then what narrative purpose does he serve? Next to none. The informational content of everything he did could have been provided by an army intelligence analyst saying "we don't know much about them. Except they're big and radioactive. And there's at least two kinds. And we couldn't kill them with nukes."

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Does anyone know what the point of the pocketwatch/Hiroshima exchange was between Ken "Worst Scientist Ever" Watanabe and the CO from Alphas?

    Watanabe was opposed to using the nukes because of Hiroshima.
    But why does it relate? There aren't a lot of parallels other than the fact that Hiroshima was bombed and they're going to use nuclear weapons.

    If the concerns where that it wouldn't work then the Hiroshima angle is irrelevant.

    If he wants Godzilla to fight then the Hiroshima reference is likewise irrelevant.

    If it's a principled concern about using Nuclear weapons then that's pretty much entirely defanged by the fact that they're moving it to an ostensibly safe distance, have evacuated the civilian population and the alternative is let gigantic unstoppable monsters from destroy everything.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    One thing this movie made me miss is Alphas


    talk about unfair cancellation

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    HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Does anyone know what the point of the pocketwatch/Hiroshima exchange was between Ken "Worst Scientist Ever" Watanabe and the CO from Alphas?

    Watanabe was opposed to using the nukes because of Hiroshima.
    But why does it relate? There aren't a lot of parallels other than the fact that Hiroshima was bombed and they're going to use nuclear weapons.

    If the concerns where that it wouldn't work then the Hiroshima angle is irrelevant.

    If he wants Godzilla to fight then the Hiroshima reference is likewise irrelevant.

    If it's a principled concern about using Nuclear weapons then that's pretty much entirely defanged by the fact that they're moving it to an ostensibly safe distance, have evacuated the civilian population and the alternative is let gigantic unstoppable monsters from destroy everything.

    Because nukes are bad or something.

    Also there is no way that boat managed to get that nuke to a safe distance in 5 minutes.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    No, see, Japan was nuked, substance

    Bombarding you with guilt rays about the energy source that powered the computers to render the monster to lecture the audience.

    It brings balance.

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    AstaerethAstaereth In the belly of the beastRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    One thing this movie made me miss is Alphas


    talk about unfair cancellation

    I really liked Alphas. But the cancellation is worth it for retroactively making that series incredibly dark. The second season asked the question, "Is protecting those we love worth compromising our morals?" and the cancellation answers, "No."

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    Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Does anyone know what the point of the pocketwatch/Hiroshima exchange was between Ken "Worst Scientist Ever" Watanabe and the CO from Alphas?

    Watanabe was opposed to using the nukes because of Hiroshima.
    But why does it relate? There aren't a lot of parallels other than the fact that Hiroshima was bombed and they're going to use nuclear weapons.

    It's human using atomic weapons vs. nature using atomic monsters.

    We should let nature take its course. Because when has nature running unchecked ever been bad news for humanity?

    Oh right, a whole bunch.

    I wish they'd nuked Godzilla after he got his ass beat by the MUTOs, and the nuke re-charges him and gives him his atomic breath or something. I'd have been happy if that was the extent of the human involvement in the actual kaiju fighting.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Look, you guys are just consulting the wrong data.

    This paper provides detailed answers to most of the questions you might have about monsters, monster scientists and the interaction between monsters and modern munitions.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    As I said in my post in the Movies thread- the entire ecology they were going for actually makes sense and is interesting if you just ignore everything Ken Watanabe ever says in the movie.

    I would say that his character is working on partial information, so a lot of what he's saying is educated guesswork.

    How educated - that's up to the viewer.

    Then what narrative purpose does he serve? Next to none. The informational content of everything he did could have been provided by an army intelligence analyst saying "we don't know much about them. Except they're big and radioactive. And there's at least two kinds. And we couldn't kill them with nukes."

    He's an unreliable narrator, and the nature of his unreliability serves to underscore the movie's theme of nature being beyond mortal ken. This is a man who has spent his career studying these creatures, and it's clear that the best he can truly do is educated guesswork.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    As I said in my post in the Movies thread- the entire ecology they were going for actually makes sense and is interesting if you just ignore everything Ken Watanabe ever says in the movie.

    I would say that his character is working on partial information, so a lot of what he's saying is educated guesswork.

    How educated - that's up to the viewer.

    Then what narrative purpose does he serve? Next to none. The informational content of everything he did could have been provided by an army intelligence analyst saying "we don't know much about them. Except they're big and radioactive. And there's at least two kinds. And we couldn't kill them with nukes."

    He's an unreliable narrator, and the nature of his unreliability serves to underscore the movie's theme of nature being beyond mortal ken. This is a man who has spent his career studying these creatures, and it's clear that the best he can truly do is educated guesswork.

    He isn't. The fact that he's unreliable and provides Legolas-esque commentary doesn't make him an unreliable narrator.

    The movie doesn't present him that way at all. His unreliability is a bug, not a feature.

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    AstaerethAstaereth In the belly of the beastRegistered User regular
    He's not an unreliable narrator because he isn't a narrator.

    But the fact that he says things like "He's a force for balance" does not mean we have to believe him, or that the movie intends us to.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    I mentioned it in another thread, but it really felt like the human characters come from a different movie.

    Maybe a movie with more of a message, maybe it was supposed to be more anti-nuclear, but it has all this threads and then just drops the instant Watanabe says "let them fight" to go all Tyrannosaurus Ex Machina. The bomb even goes off and everyone is fine so "eh who cares?"

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Astaereth wrote: »
    He's not an unreliable narrator because he isn't a narrator.

    But the fact that he says things like "He's a force for balance" does not mean we have to believe him, or that the movie intends us to.

    The movie intends us to.

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    HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Astaereth wrote: »
    He's not an unreliable narrator because he isn't a narrator.

    But the fact that he says things like "He's a force for balance" does not mean we have to believe him, or that the movie intends us to.

    The movie intends us to.

    Yeah. He is literally magic Japanese dude who knows everything about giant monsters because he's from Japan.

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Astaereth wrote: »
    He's not an unreliable narrator because he isn't a narrator.

    But the fact that he says things like "He's a force for balance" does not mean we have to believe him, or that the movie intends us to.

    The movie intends us to.

    Yeah. He is literally magic Japanese dude who knows everything about giant monsters because he's from Japan.

    Except he's frequently shown as flat out wrong.

    He works for a data gathering body. The data they have is limited. They present this - it's especially underscored when they review both what Cranston said and his information; not only were they in the dark about looking for a return signal from the male MUTO, they didn't even consider the possibility.

    Hell, there's even a scene where they thought the breakout of the MUTO was tied with Godzilla.

    Right church, wrong pew.

    He's not some sort of omniscient, mystical guy and the narrative supports that relatively well.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    In preparation for Godzilla 2014, I watched the American bastardization of the 1954 original followed by 2004's Godzilla Final Wars.

    The original was pretty great save for all the Mr American Man shoehorned into it, and with expectations adjusted for 1950's film making. They showed a lot of restraint in revealing Godzilla in all his glory, but once they finally let him loose he raised hell and it was great. I was a little disappointed that they vaporized his ass, but they probably weren't thinking franchise. It was just a disaster movie, through and through, and a meditation on the atomic bomb.

    Godzilla Final Wars was... good lord... it was poop from a butt. It was Power Rangers and The Matrix had a crack baby. It made me want to vomit my balls out my ass. The plot made zero fucking sense, the acting was awful, it was just about the campiest shit I've seen since Batman & Robin, though thank God(zilla) there were fewer puns. Some of the monster fighting was fun, but the way the suitmation actors ham it up really draws attention to the fact that these are guys in ridiculous rubber suits and not giant monsters. If they cut out everything except for Godzilla kicking ass, it would have been passable.

    Godzilla 2014 however, was just about everything I ever wanted a Godzilla movie to be. It harkens back to the disaster film tone of the 1954 original, and keeps the campy bullshit to a minimum. I loved Bryan Cranston, and was hugely disappointed his character was killed off so early. It seems insane to me that he was essentially traded as the main character for his son. The actor who portrayed him was not offensively bad, just boring, and didn't have a whole lot to do except give us a front line soldier to follow into battle. His wife had literally nothing to do in the whole film except worry about her husband. It appeared she was a nurse or something, they could have created a plot for her that involved saving patients or something mildly interesting, or they could have just cut a lot of unneeded scenes of her looking shocked. They also could have cut a lot of the mission control scenes which only seem to exist to explain things to the audience that should have been obvious (we see a monster destroy Las Vegas, cut to the control room -- Captain, the MUTO is in Las Vegas!). They seemed to be pushing a plot thread with Ken Watanabe's character involving him trying to prevent the military from using an atomic bomb against the monsters, but that fizzled and went nowhere. They could have cut that bit all together, or actually made something of it. Finally, the monster carnage was just about the greatest fucking thing ever. The only thing they need for a sequel is more monsters wrecking shit and less boring humans.

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    When Wantanabe was talking to the dude about the nuke, the whole pocketwatch scene was

    "Hey check this out."

    "What's this?"

    "A-bomb killed my dad. You guys thought it was a super keen idea at the time, and it turned out to be a horrifying event that had lasting ramifications to this day, so maybe don't be so flippant with the use of atomic weapons."

    Then both atomic weapons get captured.

    Granted, they didn't do a dramatic cutback to Wantanabe's character going, "See, this is what I meant when I handed you the watch, that you should be a little more careful with what you consider to be an absolute solution to an ongoing problem, because now it has ramifications that you didn't really consider, so."

    but I thought the point was made.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Since Watanabe's character didn't have much to do outside of tell us what a Godzilla is, I was hoping they would have done something more than the watch scene if he really felt so passionately about it. Maybe have him sabotaging one of the bombs so it can't detonate. To make matters worse, when the nuke did go off at the end, it had zero consequences. There were none of the horrors Watanabe's character alluded to. Apparently as long as nukes go off over water, everything is hunky dory.

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    BadablackBadablack Registered User regular
    Why does everyone think that all the bombs going off and radioactive breath and monster emp waves weren't harmful? The movie cuts out immediately, for all we know a year after the credits roll everyone's hair falls out and half the pacific seaboard is hospitalized for radiation sickness.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    Saving it for the sequel?

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Because they pointed out that Godzilla feeds on radiation like the MUTOs.

    I thought it was kind of implied that there wouldn't be lasting radiation due to it being the primary foodsource for the creatures; we see them eat nukes, but the breakout at Yucca (and the birth of the male) were shown to be spongelike absorption events.

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    Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    I'm hoping Godzilla eating radiation is the reason they give for why there won't be a ton of harmful fallout.

    "GODZILLA SAVES CITY!" as a headline kind've loses its cool factor if the byline is 'City Rendered Uninhabitable for Millennia'.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Astaereth wrote: »
    He's not an unreliable narrator because he isn't a narrator.

    But the fact that he says things like "He's a force for balance" does not mean we have to believe him, or that the movie intends us to.

    The movie intends us to.

    Yeah. He is literally magic Japanese dude who knows everything about giant monsters because he's from Japan.

    Except he's frequently shown as flat out wrong.

    He works for a data gathering body. The data they have is limited. They present this - it's especially underscored when they review both what Cranston said and his information; not only were they in the dark about looking for a return signal from the male MUTO, they didn't even consider the possibility.

    Hell, there's even a scene where they thought the breakout of the MUTO was tied with Godzilla.

    Right church, wrong pew.

    He's not some sort of omniscient, mystical guy and the narrative supports that relatively well.

    He is shown to be flat out wrong, but the movie/narrative never acknowledges that. In fact, in the language of movies we're supposed to think "He was right all along, if only they'd listened to him then Kick Ass wouldn't have needed to fix the nuke!".

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