Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
@DrZiplock I still remember your story about producing and eyepatch and pirate hook in the middle of liaisons with your then lady, it makes me chuckle every time.
I do have a history of bringing liaisons to a screeching halt in a spectacular manner.
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
I think Scott would like to have another player, but his games can get a bit.. psychological and intense.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
Still D&D. If you choose to let that overlap into other things that's your business. >>
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
I'm not the kind of person who is big on hitting on NPCs while playing D&D, but there was that one time my character got invited to a threesome by another player without that player realizing what they were proposing.
You see, the DM was having the tavern owner speak in euphemisms, and the player thought, for some reason, that the prostitute in the back was actually like, an oracle or something. So, being the wizard, yeah, of course she'd like to consult her! Oh, and can I come along, she asks?
Then as we get into the back room the DM sets the scene, describing the woman and what she's wearing, etc... and there's just a long silence, followed by the wizard's player looking at me and going. "I've made a huge mistake."
Cue the table busting up laughing for a few minutes. For the record, my character knew what was being proposed, and only went along with it because the wizard had a bad temper and tended to set things on fire if she didn't get her way, so I was fucking terrified of turning her down!
On the one hand I have two stories that would go well in this line of conversation. On the other hand I'm personally finding it hard include them in a thread about recent, horrible tragedies.
It feels like a weird place to draw a line considering this forum and my experience in it.
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
Go home 2014
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
Same here, also I'm done with reading the comment sections on news articles about school shootings.
I don't even try anymore. It devolves into either being the fault of the NRA, Obama, or Muslims so fast its almost farcical.
This one went straight for racism and 'keeping god out of school causes shootings'.
Yeah, because the Crusades was just a really long picnic where everyone broke bread and sang songs.
Not to mention that if there truly was an all powerful, omnipotent creator that influenced all of creation, would said entity give a flying fuck about a law that was just trying to keep earthly religious institutions from having too much influence on secular laws. You would think any rational or caring god would ignore that rule to stop a cold blooded murder in a school.
Perhaps he was too busy putting the face of Jesus on a Dorito so some random person in the Midwest can witness the miracle of Christ.
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
I was looking at the screen and then I looked away from my monitor ....
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
I was looking at the screen and then I looked away from my monitor ....
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
I was looking at the screen and then I looked away from my monitor ....
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
I was looking at the screen and then I looked away from my monitor ....
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
I was looking at the screen and then I looked away from my monitor ....
=(
edit: apparently because I was told to
Hm. What are you doing on Saturday?
avoiding needles because of my crippling phobia
(sorry)
How are you with knives, then?
Whips?
eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
I generally avoid anything that could leave scar tissue.
Funny thing about that there aren't "enough" guns in these situations. Remember that guy who was killed in the Walmart last week after the cops were killed? Well, he had a concealed carry permit.
I wonder why his concealed firearm did nothing to protect the back of his head from someone sneaking up and shooting him from behind? Aren't guns supposed to protect people? Y'know for personal defense?
"Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
I was looking at the screen and then I looked away from my monitor ....
=(
edit: apparently because I was told to
Hm. What are you doing on Saturday?
avoiding needles because of my crippling phobia
(sorry)
How are you with knives, then?
Whips?
eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
I generally avoid anything that could leave scar tissue.
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
I was looking at the screen and then I looked away from my monitor ....
=(
edit: apparently because I was told to
Hm. What are you doing on Saturday?
avoiding needles because of my crippling phobia
(sorry)
How are you with knives, then?
Whips?
eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
I generally avoid anything that could leave scar tissue.
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The panties your mother laid out for you.
I do have a history of bringing liaisons to a screeching halt in a spectacular manner.
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Fuckin. Ughhh
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You see, the DM was having the tavern owner speak in euphemisms, and the player thought, for some reason, that the prostitute in the back was actually like, an oracle or something. So, being the wizard, yeah, of course she'd like to consult her! Oh, and can I come along, she asks?
Then as we get into the back room the DM sets the scene, describing the woman and what she's wearing, etc... and there's just a long silence, followed by the wizard's player looking at me and going. "I've made a huge mistake."
Cue the table busting up laughing for a few minutes. For the record, my character knew what was being proposed, and only went along with it because the wizard had a bad temper and tended to set things on fire if she didn't get her way, so I was fucking terrified of turning her down!
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It feels like a weird place to draw a line considering this forum and my experience in it.
nononononono we are not doing F.A.T.A.L. in here.
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the day before their summer break, too.
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no, she plays D&D
edit: holy shit a shooting really close to where I live.
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My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
Same here, also I'm done with reading the comment sections on news articles about school shootings.
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I don't even try anymore. It devolves into either being the fault of the NRA, Obama, or Muslims so fast its almost farcical.
This one went straight for racism and 'keeping god out of school causes shootings'.
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Yeah, because the Crusades was just a really long picnic where everyone broke bread and sang songs.
Well there's your problem.
Not to mention that if there truly was an all powerful, omnipotent creator that influenced all of creation, would said entity give a flying fuck about a law that was just trying to keep earthly religious institutions from having too much influence on secular laws. You would think any rational or caring god would ignore that rule to stop a cold blooded murder in a school.
Perhaps he was too busy putting the face of Jesus on a Dorito so some random person in the Midwest can witness the miracle of Christ.
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I was looking at the screen and then I looked away from my monitor ....
=(
edit: apparently because I was told to
Hm. What are you doing on Saturday?
avoiding needles because of my crippling phobia
(sorry)
What kind of monster are you?
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How are you with knives, then?
Whips?
eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
I generally avoid anything that could leave scar tissue.
I wonder why his concealed firearm did nothing to protect the back of his head from someone sneaking up and shooting him from behind? Aren't guns supposed to protect people? Y'know for personal defense?
What kind of amateur do you take me for?
I ....
have no idea actually