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Sex is overrated.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sometimes when I do the sex, it's done so good that I am just all 'ugh can the sex be over yet? I mean I am done blowing [your mind] repeatedly and now I am just thinking about how cool, great, and nonchalant I am about everything. I am so over this.'

    Does anything even matter anymore? Why even strive for beauty in a world this ugly? What is beauty?

    that thing I like to bite

    oh, wait, beauty. yeah I dunno

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    hi everyone, how's your Monday goin?

    Bangin'

    the fiancee and i have been binging Archer over the last few weeks, and now i can't not read your posts in Pam's voice.

    It is as it should be

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/pyrenees-brown-bear-pyros-sexual-castration-segregation

    An elderly brown bear in the Pyrenees is facing castration or segregation amid fears that his sexual dominance is threatening the species' survival in the region by limiting genetic diversity.

    aka OP writer of this thread

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    hi everyone, how's your Monday goin?

    I'm professing to Jess once again how excited and nervous I am about my hook suspension.

    ...which some of us probably would consider to be "sex"

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Real talk though: thumbs up for sexual congress.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I am capable of fertilising my own clutches of eggs and only harvest new genetic material when stagnancy becomes an issue

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    hi everyone, how's your Monday goin?

    I'm professing to Jess once again how excited and nervous I am about my hook suspension.

    ...which some of us probably would consider to be "sex"

    fuck yeah Monday

    (although in reality just thinking about hook suspensions gives me that queasy feeling)

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    hey Bel how's it hangin

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP JERKIN IT SO MUCH OP

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    hey Bel how's it hangin

    Eh, good and bad. How have you been?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP JERKIN IT SO MUCH OP

    Hey now I have nothing better to do when I have no friends and no social life outside of this forum

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    IF YOU'RE A REAL ALL-PRO SEX HAVER IT SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU AN HOUR TO GET YOUR ROCKS OFF. MAYBE STOP BEATING YOUR DICK OFF WITH A KUNG-FU GRIP

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    This thread is going to generate some new forum signatures

    I can feel it

    Thanks much! :)

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    Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    Real talk though: thumbs up for sexual congress.

    Have you even seen Congress? I don't want to think about them having sex.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    hi everyone, how's your Monday goin?

    I'm professing to Jess once again how excited and nervous I am about my hook suspension.

    ...which some of us probably would consider to be "sex"

    fuck yeah Monday

    (although in reality just thinking about hook suspensions gives me that queasy feeling)

    Haha, you?

    I'm the one who's going to be hanging like a peice of meat!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I mean, obviously this is just a troll thread and the op has never known the touch of a woman or the way a breast feels, so shame on me for taking his idiot humblebrag shitpost seriously.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    the only good thing about orgasming is that it signals sex time is over and i can get back to working on my oversized patchwork quilt

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    hey Bel how's it hangin

    Eh, good and bad. How have you been?

    alright, I guess

    should probably be studying for finals right now but I'm kind of dumb you know

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    hey Bel how's it hangin

    Eh, good and bad. How have you been?

    alright, I guess

    should probably be studying for finals right now but I'm kind of dumb you know

    Studying sucks anyways (good luck on your finals)

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I mean, obviously this is just a troll thread and the op has never known the touch of a woman or the way a breast feels, so shame on me for taking his idiot humblebrag shitpost seriously.

    Nah it says right there in his post that he's the most bestest at doing the sexy times.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I mean, obviously this is just a troll thread and the op has never known the touch of a woman or the way a breast feels, so shame on me for taking his idiot humblebrag shitpost seriously.

    Shame is overrated

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    and so began,

    the sex wars

    *sigh*

    i'm just so tired of all these sex wars

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Sex.

    Sex never changes.

    (Perhaps this is your problem, OP?)

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    SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    What is this "sex"?

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    why did I click on this thread

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Just pumping in and out, missionary style. No other movement, just back and forth with the hips. For an hour.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    ah yes, "sex"

    we have dismissed that claim

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Hot

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    They call him The Piston.

    Good ole' constant.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I mean, obviously this is just a troll thread and the op has never known the touch of a woman or the way a breast feels, so shame on me for taking his idiot humblebrag shitpost seriously.
    I didn't know it was against the rules to take a bad thread and make it good

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Sex is pretty cool sometimes

    I mean I wouldn't turn down a cup of hot sex right now, that's for sure

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I feel like this week's Oglaf would be appropriate for this thread.

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    Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    I mean, obviously this is just a troll thread and the op has never known the touch of a woman or the way a breast feels, so shame on me for taking his idiot humblebrag shitpost seriously.

    It feels like a big bag of sand

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    I mean, obviously this is just a troll thread and the op has never known the touch of a woman or the way a breast feels, so shame on me for taking his idiot humblebrag shitpost seriously.

    this is me but when i read your posts instead :sunglasses:

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Sex is pretty cool sometimes

    I mean I wouldn't turn down a cup of hot sex right now, that's for sure

    Well which is it, hot or cool

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I feel like this week's Oglaf would be appropriate for this thread.

    You should post it.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    I recently was sexing solo, and was surprised to realized what was on the screen was not heterosexual sex.
    So I took this opportunity to see if I had any unexplored boundaries.

    My boundaries are still the same, but it felt good not to run away from feelings of shock and confront them instead!

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