Satan's Extra Credit Assignment (or Riddle thread?)

Tallahasseeriel

As you know, the annual orgy of giving in the name of the Dark Lord is just around the corner! However, it seems the Prince of Lies
is also subject to torment in Hell and has been given a homework assignment featuring his most feared subject, simple math. He has dispatched me
as his most humble messenger to ask for help, and in return he'll promise to cut down on the use of Pineapples as torture devices in his fiery den (because Fuck Pineapples),
or some other reward that doesn't assume you're the type of person that will be burning in a pit for all eternity.

10-30=
10-2=
-14+5=
-10+-9=
3x3=
(6x3)+1=
2-1=
20+-1=
-3x5=
48/4=
7x3=
-10x2=
27/3=
(3x4)+3=
(7+10)-3=
0-2=
2+-23=
5x4=
100/5=
-4x2=
10-15=
45/3=
7x-2=
1+4=
-5x5=
10+-25=
63/3=
0-1=
-20+2=
1-6=
(-5x4)+1=
(30x0)-5=
2-7=
121/11=
-10+1=
7x-2=
-2+-5=
0+9=
1x-20=
-5+-14=
-28/2=
20-5=
4x5=
-20+1=
1+1+3=
2-1=
4x2=
(5x5)+1=
-5x5=
11+3=
14-1=
(2x2)+3=
-3x4=
1+1=
-5x-2=
(-3x7)x-1=
0-1=
10-2=
3-1=
3x-3=
1x1=
10+12=
5x5=
0-5=

Now begins Beelzebub's arithmetic paper...

I needed anime to post.

uriel have you been hacked

Tallahasseeriel

Or perhaps possesed

Brolo

10-30= 10-2= -14+5= -10+-9= 3x3= (6x3)+1= 2-1= 20+-1= -3x5= 48/4= 7x3= -10x2= 27/3= (3x4)+3= (7+10)-3= 0-2= 2+-23= 5x4= 100/5= -4x2= 10-15= 45/3= 7x-2= 1+4= -5x5= 10+-25= 63/3= 0-1= -20+2= 1-6= (-5x4)+1= (30x0)-5= 2-7= 121/11= -10+1= 7x-2= -2+-5= 0+9= 1x-20= -5+-14= -28/2= 20-5= 4x5= -20+1= 1+1+3= 2-1= 4x2= (5x5)+1= -5x5= 11+3= 14-1= (2x2)+3= -3x4= 1+1= -5x-2= (-3x7)x-1= 0-1= 10-2= 3-1= 3x-3= 1x1= 10+12= 5x5= 0-5=

... =3.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Mysst

I needed anime to post. wrote: »

uriel have you been hacked

by a six year old

The Geek

-20
8
-9
-19
9
19
1
19
-15
12
21
-20
9
15
14
-2
-21
20
20
-8
-5
15
-14
5
-25
-15
21
-1
-18
-5
-19
-5
-5
11
-9
-14
-7
9
-20
-19
-14
15
20
-19
5
1
8
26
-25
14
13
7
-12
2
10
21
-1
8
2
-9
1
22
25
-5

Bendery It Like Beckham

pack it up

TheStig

I thought there was a rule against making threads to do your homework.

Ranlin

I..what?

The Geek

It's not his homework, it's Satan's homework. Pay attention.

Abracadaniel

8===D ~ ~ ~

Tallahasseeriel

A thrall does as his master wills.

Mysst

TheStig wrote: »

I thought there was a rule against making threads to do your homework.

you think satan follows the rules, man?

tynic

The Geek wrote: »

It's not his homework, it's Satan's homework. Pay attention.

Satan isn't exempt from forum rules just cause he's Prince of Lies.

Muggins

Good thread 5 stars etc etc

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN

here's some algebra for ya

8====D

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN

GOD DAMN IT

Langly

hahahahah

Muggins

Heh look at this silly goose

SCREECH OF THE FARG

yeah uh...beelzebub or whoever has a deadly series of problems for you to solve for secret reasons! solve them...if you dare?

1. A company purchases for $48,000 an asset that has a useful life of six years and no salvage value. After two years, the company spends $8,000 for a major overhaul that will extend the machine's useful life four years beyond the original six. Assuming straight-line depreciation, how much depreciation should be taken in year 3?
a) $4,000
b) $5,000
c) $5,600
d) $8,000

2. The portion of a group purchase of land and building for $1,302,000 allocated to land, when the land is appraised at $340,000 and the building on the land is appraised at $1,020,000, is
a) $996,500
b) $325,500
c) $345,500
d) $976,500

3. The entry to record the sale of equipment costing $40,000, with accumulated depreciation of $34,000 and sale price of $7,700, will include
a) a gain on sale of equipment of 1,700
b) a gain on sale of equipment of 7,700
c) a loss on sale of equipment of 32,30
d) a loss of sale of equipment of 26,300

Muggins

The Lightbringer wants you to do my taxes

so uh

get to it, thread

SirToasty

This is a solution but the one you are seeking its not seahzynmglbjuahbiavye

I think I messed up somewhere. This is using The Geek's answers against the alphabet.

tynic

oh can we do this? Ok. I've got a 7 DoF highly coupled end-effector with a 17-DoF manipulator. I need the symbolic Jacobian and inverse kinematics by ... let's say next week.

Etchwarts

tynic wrote: »

oh can we do this? Ok. I've got a 7 DoF highly coupled end-effector with a 17-DoF manipulator. I need the symbolic Jacobian and inverse kinematics by ... let's say next week.

Those are pretend words

You made them up

crwth

disappointed at the lack of satan itt

The Geek

SCREECH OF THE FARG wrote: »

yeah uh...beelzebub or whoever has a deadly series of problems for you to solve for secret reasons! solve them...if you dare?

1. A company purchases for $48,000 an asset that has a useful life of six years and no salvage value. After two years, the company spends $8,000 for a major overhaul that will extend the machine's useful life four years beyond the original six. Assuming straight-line depreciation, how much depreciation should be taken in year 3?
a) $4,000
b) $5,000
c) $5,600
d) $8,000

2. The portion of a group purchase of land and building for $1,302,000 allocated to land, when the land is appraised at $340,000 and the building on the land is appraised at $1,020,000, is
a) $996,500
b) $325,500
c) $345,500
d) $976,500

3. The entry to record the sale of equipment costing $40,000, with accumulated depreciation of $34,000 and sale price of $7,700, will include
a) a gain on sale of equipment of 1,700
b) a gain on sale of equipment of 7,700
c) a loss on sale of equipment of 32,30
d) a loss of sale of equipment of 26,300

Fuck you, I don't even do fixed assets at my job. We hire someone else to do that mess.

Sassori

Weird.

I don't recall asking anyone to do math of any kind...

SirToasty

SirToasty wrote: »

This is a solution but the one you are seeking its not seahzynmglbjuahbiavye

I think I messed up somewhere. This is using The Geek's answers against the alphabet.

Ok so there is another solution to it using a different method. Someone figure out how the negatives factor in to this.

Tallahasseeriel

The great deceiver has a message for the mortals of this thread

The math problems are not algebra, but the solutions are algebraic. The correct solution has no shades of grey.

Tallahasseeriel

Also @fishman @facetious and @‌Nogs

Perhaps one of you would like to take a crack at it.

The Geek

fucking fixed assets

Naphtali

Drink more ovaltine

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN

SirToasty wrote: »

This is a solution but the one you are seeking its not seahzynmglbjuahbiavye

I think I messed up somewhere. This is using The Geek's answers against the alphabet.

be sure to drink your ovaltine

edit are you fucking serious

SirToasty

e: Derp

Brolo

Considering the often complex wording of contracts the complete facility to distinguish the most correct interpretation of confusing wording is least likely to result in the following incorrect answers:

1 ) You not understanding the question
2 ) You not providing the correct answer
3 ) You being confused
A ) All of the above
B ) Answers C and 2, inclusive
C ) None of the below

Donovan Puppyfucker

B

Peen

I believe this is the answer you're looking for.

PiptheFair

SCREECH OF THE FARG wrote: »

yeah uh...beelzebub or whoever has a deadly series of problems for you to solve for secret reasons! solve them...if you dare?

1. A company purchases for $48,000 an asset that has a useful life of six years and no salvage value. After two years, the company spends $8,000 for a major overhaul that will extend the machine's useful life four years beyond the original six. Assuming straight-line depreciation, how much depreciation should be taken in year 3?
a) $4,000
b) $5,000
c) $5,600
d) $8,000

2. The portion of a group purchase of land and building for $1,302,000 allocated to land, when the land is appraised at $340,000 and the building on the land is appraised at $1,020,000, is
a) $996,500
b) $325,500
c) $345,500
d) $976,500

3. The entry to record the sale of equipment costing $40,000, with accumulated depreciation of $34,000 and sale price of $7,700, will include
a) a gain on sale of equipment of 1,700
b) a gain on sale of equipment of 7,700
c) a loss on sale of equipment of 32,30
d) a loss of sale of equipment of 26,300

fuck you and fuck accounting

Brolo wrote: »

Considering the often complex wording of contracts the complete facility to distinguish the most correct interpretation of confusing wording is least likely to result in the following incorrect answers:

1 ) You not understanding the question
2 ) You not providing the correct answer
3 ) You being confused
A ) All of the above
B ) Answers C and 2, inclusive
C ) None of the below

fuck you and fuck semantics

Dongs Galore

Give me Andromalius the Infernal a 10 page paper on NATO's relationship with Bulgaria, Romania and Moldova by tomorrow night

Mysst

pip you're just a dog no one expects much out of you anyway

Mysst

except poop