I've recently discovered that I'm a much bigger fan of the V. It's got more style and expression going on.
As for insults, I can never think of something when I need it but I'm usually a fan of compound exclamations. Long-time favourite (courtesy of David Wong) is 'shitblimp'.
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Also, whilst gallivanting about Europe with my family, I learned the most original insult ever when some grouchy coot made some comment about inconsiderate youths taking up the whole sidewalk to my aunt whom at the time was trying to manage two uncooperative little girls, both under the age of five.
Her response? "Back off, you rusty old potbelly stove! I'm busy enough raising my children without having coddle you too!"
because it implies that somewhere along the line they were just shitty enough to clump together in a pile of butthole hair and toilet paper to cling along for the ride
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DIARRHEA RORSCHACH (any awful thing that was made by someone who insists that it's actually excellent, and that "the haters" just lack insight)
and
BUTTHOLE KALEIDOSCOPE (the place the delusional person looked to find the Diarrhea Rorschach)
These were originally coined to describe the design process of a guy at the local comic shop who kept trying to recruit people for his terrible homebrew Star Trek RPG by saying it had been officially licensed by Paramount, and that when the alleged royalty check finally got in, he was going to hook up the "official playtesters" with Oprah-style gift ambushes. These days, I mainly use these terms to refer to the illegible hand-written equipment orders that cross my desk every day at work.
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How appropriate: you fight like a cow.
The French call this L'esprit de l'escalier
I've recently discovered that I'm a much bigger fan of the V. It's got more style and expression going on.
As for insults, I can never think of something when I need it but I'm usually a fan of compound exclamations. Long-time favourite (courtesy of David Wong) is 'shitblimp'.
we came up with "biffer-boffer" and "wiffle-waffle"
but the least desirable insult was "schpole"
that "sschh-" really made it sound mean
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Her response? "Back off, you rusty old potbelly stove! I'm busy enough raising my children without having coddle you too!"
Git 'em, Katie. Git 'em.
My all time favorite.
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You must be thinking of someone else, I am not a farmer.
Foxtrot oscar, you shandy-drinking bell-end
because it implies that somewhere along the line they were just shitty enough to clump together in a pile of butthole hair and toilet paper to cling along for the ride
Using the military alphabet for swearing is pretty funny considering the military is one place where swearing is constant and uncensored.
It's followed closely by "Exeunt, pursued by a bear."
Temba, his arms open.
Darmok and Jalad at your mom's. Your mom, her legs open.
This made more sense post-childhood when I actually found and smelled an elderberry tree. It's weird
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I always assumed elderberries meant poop
every time I get called a milk-drinker I kill my accuser and then yell "BUILDS STRONG BONES MOTHERFUCKER" over their corpse
From Attack on Titan Abridged.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/22227211/#Comment_22227211
DIARRHEA RORSCHACH (any awful thing that was made by someone who insists that it's actually excellent, and that "the haters" just lack insight)
and
BUTTHOLE KALEIDOSCOPE (the place the delusional person looked to find the Diarrhea Rorschach)
These were originally coined to describe the design process of a guy at the local comic shop who kept trying to recruit people for his terrible homebrew Star Trek RPG by saying it had been officially licensed by Paramount, and that when the alleged royalty check finally got in, he was going to hook up the "official playtesters" with Oprah-style gift ambushes. These days, I mainly use these terms to refer to the illegible hand-written equipment orders that cross my desk every day at work.
is that recording available anywhere?
I don't know, I never even watched it.
She says, not posting any herself...
;P
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then we both stopped and burst out laughing
I use "shitwizard" quite a bit. I also like the old classic, "you goddamned sonofabitch"