Only problem is, I'm pretty sure Michael Jordan is still alive, and not happy about your transplant.
Why am I broke? Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about (LostNinja)
Why am I broke? An unforgettable quinciniera (TheRoadVirus)
Why am I broke? The Harlem Globetrotters (MegaFrost)
Why am I broke? The Make-A-Wish Foundation (Gizzy)
Why am I broke? SNES cartridge cleaning fluid (Chamberlain)
Why am I broke? Bitches (Cythraul) (*)
@Cog, what was a bigger expense than a stalker, some ether, and a tight-lipped surgeon?
Man in the Mists on
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Women understand my apathy fueled poverty, after all one of these days my band is gonna make it big. Bitches be all demanding I take 'em out to eat somewhere fancy like Wendy's and shit. Am I made of dolla bills?
It's not so fun when you're a viking expecting Valhalla.
What's there a ton of in heaven? Piece of shit christmas cards with no money in them (TheRoadVirus)
What's there a ton of in heaven? No survivors (Gizzy)
What's there a ton of in heaven? Ethnic cleansing (LostNinja)
What's there a ton of in heaven? Adderall (Megafrost)
What's there a ton of in heaven? Ennui (Cog) (*)
What's there a ton of in heaven? Being worshipped as the one true God (Chamberlain)
@Cythraul, what could you glimpse before you got pulled away from the light?
Despair not, @Cog. For I have something that will lift you out of the world of dull grey. Behold, a blank black card, just waiting for someone to write upon it.
My apologies for the delay. I was off watching Dracula Reborn with Iongantas. It was okay, not great but I didn't throw anything at the screen.
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of the white half of Barack Obama. (Chamberlain)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of coat hanger abortions. (Cythraul)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of smoking crack, for instance. (TheRoadVirus)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of our Cards Against Hummanity answers. (LostNinja)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of a sweaty, panting leather daddy. (Gizzy) (*)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of Sexy TheRoadVirus. (Megafrost)
@Cog, who has evolved from mental scarrings to visual scarring?
Not disclosed in the lawsuit was the fact that their anger was just due to a sweaty, panting leather daddy costumes not being available in adult sizes.
You are all wonderfully awful people.
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Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
Costumes of sexy TRV? That's like repeating yourself!
Fortunately for everyone but the plaintiffs, Gizzy discovered that they had all the gear they needed to go as a leather daddy. For some reason, they were all hidden in a locked box high in the closet...
Round 14: Gizzy is judging
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _______ at their own pace
Please PM your answers while Gizzy fends off the parents attempting to sue for teaching the "finding mommy and daddy's most embarrassing secrets" class.
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore my soul at their own pace. (LostNinja)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore the passage of time at their own pace. (cog)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore dying alone and in pain at their own pace. (MegaFrost)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore Sean Connery at their own pace. (Cythraul)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore Sexy TheRoadVirus at their own pace. (Chamberlain) (*)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore seppuku at their own pace. (TheRoadVirus)
@Gizzy, what's got the waiting list starting at conception?
So, my card didn't win. But I won, so I guess that's... better?
Or a consolation? I am conflicted
I don't know, I mean, it's a school for gifted children. I'm pretty sure that means you lose.
At the very least, you get put on a list and have to introduce yourself to your neighbors whenever you move.
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Ah that's true.
I was mostly just referring to the fact that a card of me won. But yeah in that context. Eesh
Now that the class has seen Jim Carrey's impression, let's see the real deal...
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of women in yogurt commercials. (Cythraul)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of Shaft. (Lostninja)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of an angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of the Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt. (Cog)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of Gandhi. (Gizzy)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of electricity. (Megafrost)
@Chamberlain, what's helping to keep his career alive?
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It was a difficult choice, but due to my giggling stupidly at my desk as soon as I read the answer, gonna have to give this one to man meat.
...the weird things you end up typing while playing CAH. -_-
Confusion will be my epitaph
yep, submitted my answer and was immediately given the most awful perfect card for this question.
I don't know what you're upset about, he obviously picked correctly.
Round 11: Cog is judging
Why am I broke?
Please PM your answers while Cog looks deep into an empty wallet and regrets not becoming an XTube star.
I did have that recent surgery...
Why am I broke? Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about (LostNinja)
Why am I broke? An unforgettable quinciniera (TheRoadVirus)
Why am I broke? The Harlem Globetrotters (MegaFrost)
Why am I broke? The Make-A-Wish Foundation (Gizzy)
Why am I broke? SNES cartridge cleaning fluid (Chamberlain)
Why am I broke? Bitches (Cythraul) (*)
@Cog, what was a bigger expense than a stalker, some ether, and a tight-lipped surgeon?
Round 12: Cythraul is judging
What's there a ton of in heaven?
Please PM your answers while Cythraul deals with one wanting admission at the pearly gates.
What's there a ton of in heaven? Piece of shit christmas cards with no money in them (TheRoadVirus)
What's there a ton of in heaven? No survivors (Gizzy)
What's there a ton of in heaven? Ethnic cleansing (LostNinja)
What's there a ton of in heaven? Adderall (Megafrost)
What's there a ton of in heaven? Ennui (Cog) (*)
What's there a ton of in heaven? Being worshipped as the one true God (Chamberlain)
@Cythraul, what could you glimpse before you got pulled away from the light?
Confusion will be my epitaph
What shall you enter for all eternity?
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of _______.
Please PM your answers while Cog discovers the Frankenpenis costume hidden in the back.
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Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of the white half of Barack Obama. (Chamberlain)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of coat hanger abortions. (Cythraul)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of smoking crack, for instance. (TheRoadVirus)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of our Cards Against Hummanity answers. (LostNinja)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of a sweaty, panting leather daddy. (Gizzy) (*)
Angry parents everywhere are suing Wal-Mart for selling children's sized costumes of Sexy TheRoadVirus. (Megafrost)
@Cog, who has evolved from mental scarrings to visual scarring?
Island Name: Felinefine
You are all wonderfully awful people.
Island Name: Felinefine
Round 14: Gizzy is judging
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _______ at their own pace
Please PM your answers while Gizzy fends off the parents attempting to sue for teaching the "finding mommy and daddy's most embarrassing secrets" class.
Shoe in for this round.
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore my soul at their own pace. (LostNinja)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore the passage of time at their own pace. (cog)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore dying alone and in pain at their own pace. (MegaFrost)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore Sean Connery at their own pace. (Cythraul)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore Sexy TheRoadVirus at their own pace. (Chamberlain) (*)
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore seppuku at their own pace. (TheRoadVirus)
@Gizzy, what's got the waiting list starting at conception?
Island Name: Felinefine
Or a consolation? I am conflicted
Round 15: Chamberlain is judging
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of _______.
Please PM your answers while Chamberlain watches Carrey do an impression of TheRoadVirus' o-face.
I don't know, I mean, it's a school for gifted children. I'm pretty sure that means you lose.
At the very least, you get put on a list and have to introduce yourself to your neighbors whenever you move.
I was mostly just referring to the fact that a card of me won. But yeah in that context. Eesh
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of women in yogurt commercials. (Cythraul)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of Shaft. (Lostninja)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of an angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of the Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt. (Cog)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of Gandhi. (Gizzy)
Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of electricity. (Megafrost)
@Chamberlain, what's helping to keep his career alive?