I got in on it yesterday. I wonder when the last person will buy into it.
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with crippling debt. (Cog)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion. (Chamberlain)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with the Chinese gymnastics team. (TheRoadVirus)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with the Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System. (Cythraul)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with Gandalf. (Gizzy) (*)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with Puppies! (Megafrost)
@LostNinja, what's going to leave Jackie Chan with barely any time to do his own stunts?
If this is the seventh circle, I don't want to know about the eighth.
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure an icepick lobotomy for all eternity. (TheRoadVirus)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure sugar madness for all eternity. (Cythraul)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure Shaquille O'Neal's acting career for all eternity. (Chamberlain)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure catastrophic urethral trauma for all eternity. (Cog) (*)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure changing a person's mind with logic and facts for all eternity. (Megafrost)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ambiguous sarcasm for all eternity. (LostNinja)
@Gizzy, why are those stuck in the sixth circle considering themselves lucky?
You think Santa is bad, I can hear Robot Santa's boot sequence beginning.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children Log. (Chamberlain)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children fetal alcohol syndrome. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children Santa's heavy sack. (Cythraul)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children another goddamn vampire movie. (Megafrost)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children a boo-boo. (LostNinja)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children obesity. (Gizzy)
@Cog, what will have the kids wishing for Krampus?
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Makes you wonder if the teachers will pass Casey just to be rid of him.
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for eating an albino. (Cythraul)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for giving 110%. (LostNinja)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for getting drive-by shot. (Chamberlain) (*)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for raping and pillaging. (Gizzy)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for swooping. (Cog)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for Genghis Khan's DNA. (Megafrost)
@TheRoadVirus, what has caused the principal's "tolerance juice" to run out faster than normal?
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If it happens once? Shame on them. If it happens twice? Well, still shame on them. But if you get drive-by shot three times? You've gone and fucked up
I really thought "Eating an albino" had that one.
I mean, they're rare enough as it is, eating 3 of them is just taking more than your fair share, Casey.
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I'm a loose cannon. A danger to the precinct. Two weeks from retirement. Gun and badge. Giving you a partner
Side effects include liking Phil Collins and hallucinating spiders with Christina Aguilera's face.
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is beefin over turf? Zoloft. (TheRoadVirus)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is friction? Zoloft. (Gizzy)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is a squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles? Zoloft. (Cog)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is Republicans? Zoloft. (LostNinja) (*)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is the ghost of Marlon Brando? Zoloft. (Megafrost)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is tasteful sideboob? Zoloft. (Cythraul)
@Chamberlain, what's got you popping pills like you're Rush Limbaugh?
Monday mornings. I hated them as a kid, and I hate them now.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Catapults (Megafrost)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Sexual Humiliation (TheRoadVirus)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Morgan Freeman's voice (Gizzy) (*)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Child support payments (Chamberlain)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Stormtroopers (Cythraul)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Christopher Walken (Cog)
@LostNinja, what's been reducing the number to repeat students?
Me scrambling to get the answers up is becoming a fourth certain thing.
Only two things in life are certain: Death and African children. (Chamberlain)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and gloryholes. (Cythraul)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and having been dead for a while. (Megafrost) (*)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and the token minority. (Cog)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and when you wipe and wipe and wipe and there's still shit on the toilet paper. (TheRoadVirus)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and smegma. (LostNinja)
@Gizzy, what does Death concede is as reliable as it?
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In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with crippling debt. (Cog)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion. (Chamberlain)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with the Chinese gymnastics team. (TheRoadVirus)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with the Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System. (Cythraul)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with Gandalf. (Gizzy) (*)
In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with Puppies! (Megafrost)
@LostNinja, what's going to leave Jackie Chan with barely any time to do his own stunts?
Round 27: Gizzy is judging
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _______ for all eternity.
Please PM your answers while Gizzy tried to figure out which circle the balrog is currently rampaging through.
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure an icepick lobotomy for all eternity. (TheRoadVirus)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure sugar madness for all eternity. (Cythraul)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure Shaquille O'Neal's acting career for all eternity. (Chamberlain)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure catastrophic urethral trauma for all eternity. (Cog) (*)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure changing a person's mind with logic and facts for all eternity. (Megafrost)
In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ambiguous sarcasm for all eternity. (LostNinja)
@Gizzy, why are those stuck in the sixth circle considering themselves lucky?
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Round 28: Cog is judging
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _______.
Please PM your answers while Cog is presented a list of all their naughty deeds this year.
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I've sen people pull out fully inflated catheters and it wasn't considered "catastrophic". It was certainly uncomfortable to see, though.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children Log. (Chamberlain)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children fetal alcohol syndrome. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children Santa's heavy sack. (Cythraul)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children another goddamn vampire movie. (Megafrost)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children a boo-boo. (LostNinja)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children obesity. (Gizzy)
@Cog, what will have the kids wishing for Krampus?
Wh... why... why have you done this to my brain
You can speak for yourself, but if someone did this to me, I would consider it a fucking catastrophe.
Round 29: TheRoadVirus is judging
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for _______.
Please PM your answers while TheRoadVirus copies the permanent record for Santa's list.
Because you gave me an awesome Secret Santa a couple of years ago and I thought I'd return the favor today!
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for eating an albino. (Cythraul)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for giving 110%. (LostNinja)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for getting drive-by shot. (Chamberlain) (*)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for raping and pillaging. (Gizzy)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for swooping. (Cog)
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for Genghis Khan's DNA. (Megafrost)
@TheRoadVirus, what has caused the principal's "tolerance juice" to run out faster than normal?
Round 30: Chamberlain is judging
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _______? Zoloft.
Please PM your answers while Chamberlain reloads with a clip full of side effects.
I mean, they're rare enough as it is, eating 3 of them is just taking more than your fair share, Casey.
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Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is beefin over turf? Zoloft. (TheRoadVirus)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is friction? Zoloft. (Gizzy)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is a squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles? Zoloft. (Cog)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is Republicans? Zoloft. (LostNinja) (*)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is the ghost of Marlon Brando? Zoloft. (Megafrost)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is tasteful sideboob? Zoloft. (Cythraul)
@Chamberlain, what's got you popping pills like you're Rush Limbaugh?
Round 31: LostNinja is judging
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
Please PM your answers while LostNinja pitches the idea to add happy pills to school lunch programs.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Catapults (Megafrost)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Sexual Humiliation (TheRoadVirus)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Morgan Freeman's voice (Gizzy) (*)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Child support payments (Chamberlain)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Stormtroopers (Cythraul)
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Christopher Walken (Cog)
@LostNinja, what's been reducing the number to repeat students?
Mmmm...just listen to that rich molasses.
Round 32: Gizzy is judging
Only two things in life are certain: Death and _______.
Please PM your answers while Gizzy looks into being dead for a few months to avoid taxes.
Only two things in life are certain: Death and African children. (Chamberlain)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and gloryholes. (Cythraul)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and having been dead for a while. (Megafrost) (*)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and the token minority. (Cog)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and when you wipe and wipe and wipe and there's still shit on the toilet paper. (TheRoadVirus)
Only two things in life are certain: Death and smegma. (LostNinja)
@Gizzy, what does Death concede is as reliable as it?
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