Quite a few players got cards that would be great for this round.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Sniffing Glue. (Extreaminatus)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of The Female Orgasm. (Dr. Flamingo)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Kanye West. (Axman13)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of The Great Cornholio. (Discrider)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Lumberjack Fantasies. (Boozer) (*)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Full HD. (Initiatefailure)
@Iongantas, what will be formed from the power of the bully pulpit?
Stupid surcharge for molesting the delivery boy...
Finally! A service that delivers exactly what you'd expect right to your door. (Initiatefailure) (*)
Finally! A service that delivers Mutually-Assured Destruction right to your door. (Discrider)
Finally! A service that delivers nipple blades right to your door. (Iongantas)
Finally! A service that delivers a cooler full of organs right to your door. (Extreaminatus)
Finally! A service that delivers embryonic stem cells right to your door. (Dr. Flamingo)
Finally! A service that delivers poopy diapers right to your door. (Axman13)
Jinkies! What a lucky break. Ms. Dee Ten was almost ready.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for the harsh light of day! (Extreaminatus)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Mall Santa! (Iongantas)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for yelling "girl power!" and doing a high kick! (Boozer) (*)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for my hot cousin! (Dr. Flamingo)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for death by Steven Seagal! (Axman13)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for emotions! (Discrider)
Judging by the high-pitched squeaks coming from Boozer, I think he just learned why you're not supposed to channel girl power while having a cock and balls.
Round 29: Boozer is judging
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _______!
Please PM your answers while Boozer begs off performing for the rubes.
Sometimes you have to wonder if the bigger freaks are up on stage or in the audience.
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney! (Iongantas)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon a mime having a stroke! (Axman13)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon being a motherfucking sorcerer! (Dr. Flamingo)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II! (Initiatefailure)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon testicular torsion! (Discrider) (*)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon police brutality! (Extreaminatus)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're a magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography. (Initiatefailure)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Natalie Portman. (Iongantas)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Space Jam on VHS. (Boozer) (*)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're a fetus. (Extreaminatus)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're unlocking a new sex position. (Dr. Flamingo)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Initial D Arcade Stage 8 Infinity at the Round 1 arcade in Moreno Valley. (Axman13)
@Discrider, what gets your freak flag at full mast?
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Jean-Claude Van Damme against carnies. (Extreaminatus)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits actually taking candy from a baby against eating all the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. (Dr. Flamingo)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits fabricating statistics against immaculate conception. (Axman13)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits three consecutive seconds of happiness against estrogen. (Initiatefailure)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits hot people against a big hoopla about nothing. (Discrider) (*)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Sean Penn against an army of skeletons. (Iongantas)
@Boozer, what looks like it'll pack the most EPS (explosions per second)?
If there is one thing Michael Bay knows, it's how to make money. Specifically, by having hot people running away from BS exploding. Truly a (well compensated) genius.
More importantly, what daytime TV talk show will you hear their tearful confession on?
What are my parents hiding from me? The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto (Iongantas)
What are my parents hiding from me? Foreskin (Initiatefailure)
What are my parents hiding from me? My inner demons (Boozer)
What are my parents hiding from me? Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage (Dr. Flamingo)
What are my parents hiding from me? Pretending to care (Extreaminatus) (*)
What are my parents hiding from me? A defective condom (Axman13)
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But it looks like I'm too late to warn everyone of the coming apocalypse!
Watching, and now judging.
But not always paying attention.
Round 26: Iongantas is judging
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _______.
Please PM your answers while Iongantas looks forward to mounting the White House Horse.
This card wins. Next question.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Sniffing Glue. (Extreaminatus)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of The Female Orgasm. (Dr. Flamingo)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Kanye West. (Axman13)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of The Great Cornholio. (Discrider)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Lumberjack Fantasies. (Boozer) (*)
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Full HD. (Initiatefailure)
@Iongantas, what will be formed from the power of the bully pulpit?
Round 27: Boozer is judging
Finally! A service that delivers _______ right to your door.
Please PM your answers while Boozer lists the types of wood that can be delivered, with pictures.
Finally! A service that delivers exactly what you'd expect right to your door. (Initiatefailure) (*)
Finally! A service that delivers Mutually-Assured Destruction right to your door. (Discrider)
Finally! A service that delivers nipple blades right to your door. (Iongantas)
Finally! A service that delivers a cooler full of organs right to your door. (Extreaminatus)
Finally! A service that delivers embryonic stem cells right to your door. (Dr. Flamingo)
Finally! A service that delivers poopy diapers right to your door. (Axman13)
@Boozer, what's got Amazon nervous?
Two coolers of organs? I knew it!
PSN: Boozer_777
Round 28: Initiatefailure is judging
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _______!
Please PM your answers while Initiatefailure finds out that the culprit was not who they expected.
I shall be a cruel but just judge!
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for the harsh light of day! (Extreaminatus)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Mall Santa! (Iongantas)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for yelling "girl power!" and doing a high kick! (Boozer) (*)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for my hot cousin! (Dr. Flamingo)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for death by Steven Seagal! (Axman13)
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for emotions! (Discrider)
@Initiatefailure, what beat those meddling kids to the collar?
girl power brother! I'll write you from the outside
Round 29: Boozer is judging
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _______!
Please PM your answers while Boozer begs off performing for the rubes.
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney! (Iongantas)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon a mime having a stroke! (Axman13)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon being a motherfucking sorcerer! (Dr. Flamingo)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II! (Initiatefailure)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon testicular torsion! (Discrider) (*)
You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon police brutality! (Extreaminatus)
@Boozer, what's the belle of the carnival?
PSN: Boozer_777
Round 30: Discrider is judging
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _______.
Please PM your answers while Discrider sets up the "Ball-busting for matrimony" charity event.
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're a magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography. (Initiatefailure)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Natalie Portman. (Iongantas)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Space Jam on VHS. (Boozer) (*)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're a fetus. (Extreaminatus)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're unlocking a new sex position. (Dr. Flamingo)
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Initial D Arcade Stage 8 Infinity at the Round 1 arcade in Moreno Valley. (Axman13)
@Discrider, what gets your freak flag at full mast?
Round 31: Boozer is judging
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _______ against _______.
Please PM your answers while Boozer oversees a rumble to determine who gets the Space Jam copy that was signed by Michael Jordan.
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Jean-Claude Van Damme against carnies. (Extreaminatus)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits actually taking candy from a baby against eating all the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. (Dr. Flamingo)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits fabricating statistics against immaculate conception. (Axman13)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits three consecutive seconds of happiness against estrogen. (Initiatefailure)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits hot people against a big hoopla about nothing. (Discrider) (*)
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Sean Penn against an army of skeletons. (Iongantas)
@Boozer, what looks like it'll pack the most EPS (explosions per second)?
PSN: Boozer_777
Round 32: Discrider is judging
What are my parents hiding from me?
Please PM your answers while Discrider tries to figure out why their parents' bedroom is ticking ominously.
What are my parents hiding from me? The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto (Iongantas)
What are my parents hiding from me? Foreskin (Initiatefailure)
What are my parents hiding from me? My inner demons (Boozer)
What are my parents hiding from me? Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage (Dr. Flamingo)
What are my parents hiding from me? Pretending to care (Extreaminatus) (*)
What are my parents hiding from me? A defective condom (Axman13)
@Discrider, what just screams "ratings jackpot"?