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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Spider-Man was always entertaining. He mostly fights furries in dumb animal-costumes, and big robots, also in animal-costume.

    And he hangs out with Fantastic Fours, Ironmen, X-Man & X-Man Law Offices and Punishers all the time, in case you like any of those.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I take it you are all talking about Sitzpinkel


    I hate you for making me Google that

    Because then I found out about German toilets

    Why, Germany? You have so many great engineers, and yet you design a toilet like that?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    dk

    did you eat that cereal with fupa brand sweetened condensed milk or

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I don't sit down to pee cuz when I shit

    mah dick touch the water

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfJL51Xia4

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    skippy that video is right up your alley

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I take it you are all talking about Sitzpinkel


    I hate you for making me Google that

    Because then I found out about German toilets

    Why, Germany? You have so many great engineers, and yet you design a toilet like that?

    Oh, I should have checked back a page. Sorry chap.


    ...

    Sweet dreams

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Sided with the Stormcloaks

    I vaguely seem to recall regretting this last time

    But the Imperials are in league with the Thalmor so fuck them.

    The Imperials just want peace and know that a divided empire has no hope of ever beating back the Thalmor. The Stormcloaks, those moronic racists, are playing right into a Thalmor trap.

    oh gfd that's right, it's all coming back

    man I wish there was a "just murder all the Thalmors" option

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    artificial blueberry yuck

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    If the next Elder Scrolls game isn't "Destroy the Aldmieri Dominion" then I don't even

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    argh I think it is too late to switch sides too

    my last save before joining would kill about 4 hours of playtime too >_<

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Yeah, the Stormcloaks are extremely dumb, prejudiced bastards who consider mer, khajiit and argonians to be lesser forms of life, and their leader is just using them because he wants to be Unfortunately, the High King of Skyrim.

    The Imperials have better voice acting, a rather better approach to society, a really rather nice Emperor (who you can murder if you want), and their only real drawback is their hostage alliance with the Thalmor after losing pretty badly.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    srsly that should have been an expansion

    Like just let me play Dark Brotherhood: Aldmieri Dominion Extermination Edition

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    Rizichard RizortyRizichard Rizorty Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    The Imperials have better voice acting, a rather better approach to society, a really rather nice Emperor (who you can murder if you want), and their only real drawback is their hostage alliance with the Thalmor after losing pretty badly.

    They're also an Empire, seizing land from people who currently live there. (U-S-A! U-S-A!)

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    hahahaha this craigslist listing is perfect

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/msg/4558913782.html

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Also the Emperor is already dead

    I love the talk with him before killing him even more after watching The Wire

    The entire thing is basically "that's The Game"

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    If the next Elder Scrolls game isn't "Destroy the Aldmieri Dominion" then I don't even

    you'll be like the dragonborn but instead of shouts you can make aldmeri die in increasingly horrific ways

    and in the last level you kill aldmeri and their secret masters the batarians

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    hahahaha this craigslisting is perfect

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/msg/4558913782.html

    How I would've written it hth.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    been playin' more sims 3 today

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Eh fuck it I'm not going to lose anything super important by going back a few hours and I haven't crafted the god tier equipment set I want for the civil war anyways

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    hahahaha this craigslist listing is perfect

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/msg/4558913782.html

    Ooo, an Acoustic brand.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    been playin' more sims 3 today

    How is Robobabby?

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Blueberry Muffin Tops.

    Finally, a food that proves that you truly are what you eat.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Speaking of blueberries, I will soon have the year's first crop of ripe berries from the garden on which to gorge.

    We have a bunch of different varieties and some ripen later and so I'm going to be eating fresh berries for like a month at least.

    Probably time to go up to my favorite huckleberry picking spot and see how those are coming along as well.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Blueberry Muffin Tops.

    Finally, a food that proves that you truly are what you eat.

    violet+beauregarde.jpg
    ?

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    I want an option in Skyrim to declare war on both the Stormcloaks and the Imperials

    I want the evil ending from Mask of the Betrayer.

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I am very happy not to be in Germania this week

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am very happy not to be in Germania this week

    Yeah, I just found out about their toilets.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Wonka's factory doesn't seem like it met any safety or regulatory standards whatsoever.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am very happy not to be in Germania this week

    Yeah, I just found out about their toilets.

    ?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am very happy not to be in Germania this week

    Why Mojo? You should be in close communion with our EU comrades in this, their special time. They have slain the B in BRIC and now may also punish the naughty Argentines for their many sins against the British

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am very happy not to be in Germania this week

    Yeah, I just found out about their toilets.

    ?

    Kalkino asked if we were talking about Spitzpinkle, which I googled and that's how I found out that German toilets have a little shelf you poo on so that you can easily inspect/play with your poo.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    In college, we would buy this cereal at the dollar store.

    muffintops.jpg

    It was like cinnamon toast crunch plus artificial blueberry flavor. It's making my heart race just thinking about it.

    part of me wants to just seek this cereal out and keep eating it until I get diabeetus

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Muffin top has an alternative meaning

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am very happy not to be in Germania this week

    Yeah, I just found out about their toilets.

    ?

    Kalkino asked if we were talking about Spitzpinkle, which I googled and that's how I found out that German toilets have a little shelf you poo on so that you can easily inspect/play with your poo.

    Oh. That's not real.

    I say this as a man who has been doing most of the last 6 weeks of pooing in Germany.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am very happy not to be in Germania this week

    Why Mojo? You should be in close communion with our EU comrades in this, their special time. They have slain the B in BRIC and now may also punish the naughty Argentines for their many sins against the British

    The celebrations for their other victories have been lengthy and loud. I presume that Düsseldorf has burnt to ashes following last night.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I keep getting a nervous feeling that I have something to do but no I'm unemployed and have nothing to do and should really just relax for 5 seconds

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am very happy not to be in Germania this week

    Why Mojo? You should be in close communion with our EU comrades in this, their special time. They have slain the B in BRIC and now may also punish the naughty Argentines for their many sins against the British

    The celebrations for their other victories have been lengthy and loud. I presume that Düsseldorf has burnt to ashes following last night.

    Well look, it is only right that the Germans make burnt offerings to the Old Gods. They at least keep to the traditions of our peoples. We became soft when we took over the lands of the Romans after we fled the ever lasting forests of the East.

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I remember hearing some years ago that standing to urinate at a home toilet was also problematic in Germany. There apparently being a movement against that.

    PC GONE MAD etc

    @desc

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Oh hey @ronya‌

    Today I heard a lawyer ask, "And why is it important to know who the contraband was taken from?"

    And the witness answered, "So that you know who the contraband was taken from?"

    The judge, jury, and witness giggled for a while.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I am meeting two different internet groups this week. This is problematic as I only have two kidneys to lose.

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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