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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Send me that pizza plz.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Also I just ate a big ol' andouille sausage with mac and cheese, I am stuffed and so satisfied.

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    My soup blending tip is that you should spend a lot more time blending the soup than seems reasonable at first. A soup that has just been mulched for 30 seconds is quite a bit different from one that has been blended for 4-5 minutes.

    the soup that might very well have the greatest simplicity to deliciousness ratio:
    boil a bunch of broccoli, just barely covered in water, until it starts to turn vivid green
    put the broccoli and some of the water into the blender, turn it on for ten minutes
    pause halfway through, add more of the water if it's too thick, season to taste
    pour some into a bowl, top with chili flakes and lime

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    ok cooking thread I have too many ingredients and too few ideas.

    I have:

    (1) decent sized yellow squash
    (5) massive sized golden potatoes
    (4) decent sized medium hot peppers (not as bad as a jalapeno, but much hotter than a bell pepper)
    (2) medium red onions
    (1) large yellow onion

    half a box of chicken stock

    a fair amount up (as yet) uncooked blue corn grits

    the only things that need to be cooked ASAP are the peppers and the squash

    I can't really think of what to make

    I also have (2) large frozen chicken breasts and a bunch of basmati rice

    ideas?

    Defrost chicken, score and lasciviously rub them all over with paprika and lemon juice. Get all creepy and into the personal space of those thighs.

    Dice up all the vegetables into ~3cm pieces. Lightly toss them in some high smoke point oil, some aromatic seasonings (fennel, green cardamons, etc). Chop 1-2 lemons into 4-8 chunks each, depending on the size of those lemons. Break up a bulb of garlic and hit the cloves with something heavy to split them a bit. Mix all that into an oven dish and roast it. Roast it good and hot for like 20 minutes. Bring it out and give it a quick mix around. Put the chicken thighs on top. Sprinkle all the things with your favoured type of crunchy salt. You need salt to live! Enjoy salt! Salt makes both chicken and vegetables taste pretty good!

    Roast it up some more. Roast it good for another 20-25 minutes depending on how large those thighs are.

    Do not do anything with the rice today. Rice is delicious but you can do things with the rice another time.

    You should have a glass of some nice citrusy white wine with that, though.

    I will be doing this

    also, with the extra hot peppers and potatoes I will be making clam chowder!

    (I will need to get clams, clam juice, and heavy cream though which is no biggie)

    thanks all!

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    Hot peppers in clam chowder? Bro you better be from Fall River.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Eagle River?!

    edit: I don't get the reference

    I think it'd taste ok

    no?

    I could very well be wrong. These are only Anaheim peppers

    Xaquin on
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    wrong_buttonwrong_button Registered User regular
    Been bored with my cooking adventures lately. Started following a spanish twitter account that tracks tapas around Madrid, which led to picking up a book about tapas. I feel like I could get behind tapas and drinking culture. So I ordered one of Jose Andres' books. I'd like to make tapas and drinks a regular thing. This should fail spectacularly, being in the middle of nowhere, USA.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Why would it fail?

    Tapas is meant to be simple food that's just treated well and maybe classed up a bit. It's more about tasty snacks with friends than it is about hard work going into the meal.

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Eagle River?!

    edit: I don't get the reference

    I think it'd taste ok

    no?

    I could very well be wrong. These are only Anaheim peppers

    It's a Rhode Island thing. The Portuguese over in Fall River make a different chowder than we do here in south county, with tomato and sometimes chouriço and you could definitely put some heat in it.

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    wrong_buttonwrong_button Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Why would it fail?

    Tapas is meant to be simple food that's just treated well and maybe classed up a bit. It's more about tasty snacks with friends than it is about hard work going into the meal.

    Not really worried about the food - I can do that in my sleep - so much as actually getting people to a centralized location at the same time.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    I usually put white pepper in chowders. I could definitely see hot peppers being used though.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Eagle River?!

    edit: I don't get the reference

    I think it'd taste ok

    no?

    I could very well be wrong. These are only Anaheim peppers


    Doreen Pfafenbach?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    DaMoon does indeed rule!

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I just want to let you know:

    I loved you in Wall Street

    (technically the sequel, fucks given: 0 )

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Somewhat food related: In Part Deux when the Iraqi's are speaking Arabic they're saying phrases in English such as "Cream of Onion" and "I'll have a hamburger"

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    I usually put white pepper in chowders. I could definitely see hot peppers being used though.

    I am interested in your thoughts in chowders. Speak to me of them.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Heather's "clam chowder the way granny used to make it, modified because granny was actually kind of a lousy cook"

    celery and onion aromatics (like a half cup of each) - salt and sweat till translucent, push off to the side of the pan

    add 3 tablespoons butter to the middle + 3 tablespoons flour and cook the mix for a bit, then stir with the onion and celery
    add thyme and garlic, cook for like 30 more seconds, stirring pretty contantly

    add like...I dunno. 2 cups chicken broth? whatever. Just add it slow so it can pull the delicious roux off those veggies without going lumpy. <3

    Also add like...clam juice. From the cans, if you're using canned clams. a cup or so is usually enough, but add as much as you want to taste

    add half and half (4 cups or so, whatevs), half the chopped cooked bacon, and all of the the diced potatoes (half inch pieces of gold potatoes imo)

    cook at a simmer until potatoes are near tender and throw in your clams along with whole kernel corn, salt, pepper, and white pepper to taste.

    cook till potatoes are done

    serve with fresh bread and bacon for sprinkling

    for other kinds of chowder, sub clams for whatever

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    this has been the most half-ass recipe in the history of time.

    still really good fucking chowder though if I may say so

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    I am totally OK with "half assed" recipes, because I dont follow recipes as such except for baking which is pretty technical. For other foods I Just want to get the basic principle or idea.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Also I note that there are no cream or milk products in your description, which surprises me.

    EDIT Are "gold" potatoes floury or waxy?

    Also where are the herbs?

    EDIT2: Wait no I see them, sorry I have drunk most of a bottle of Fino sherry.

    V1m on
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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    gold potatoes are between floury (russet-type potatoes) and waxy (red potatoes), and are ideal IMO for soups like this and also for mashing.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    See I kind of want to add some floury for THE THICKENING, but also some waxy for the texture. Now I'm thinking a couple of King Edwards for the former and a few Jersey Royals for the latter. I mean why compromise when you can get specialists on the job?

    Also clams are more expensive than a suck on the queens tits here, so I am hoping that maybe mussels would be an OK substitute?

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Maybe an anchovy in with the onion/celery part to add some "seafood"/salt flavour? Or maybe a little bit of smoked white fish?

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    the roux in the beginning will handle quite a bit of the thickening, and a good bit of starch is still gonna boil out of those potatoes.

    as far as the anchovies or the smoked fish, yeah whatever man. <3 Just be mindful of the cook times in relation to the rest of the stuff. if you throw fish in a the beginning it's gonna be paste by the end.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    might just consider adding a drop or two of fish sauce for that effect.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    yeah you could totally use mussels. Clams are a bit sweeter though.

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    South County Rhode Island style chowdaaaaaaa
    1 tbsp olive oil
    1 onion, diced
    2 stalks of celery, thinly sliced
    2 carrots, thinly sliced (optional, I like the color and flavor)
    4 red or yellow waxy potatoes, cubed (about 1-1.5 lbs)
    1/2 tsp Old Bay seasoning
    kosher salt
    8 oz clam juice
    pepper
    bay leaf
    Water (4-6 cups)
    chopped clams - depending on taste, one or two 6.5oz cans, drained.

    Sweat onion in olive oil with a pinch of salt for 5 minutes. Add celery and carrots and sweat 5 more minutes. Add potatoes and old bay and stir. Add clam juice, bay leaf and enough water to cover the potatoes and bring to a gentle boil. Cook until potatoes are just cooked through. Add clams, a hefty pinch of salt and a couple grinds of black pepper. Turn off the heat and let stand for 10 minutes. Taste. You will probably need more salt.

    Serve with crusty bread and sharp cheddar.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I will be making the DDV chowder tomorrow but with hot peppers cause I have them and leeks because I want them!

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    throw the peppers in at the same time as the garlic imo! Pictures please! <3

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    so i bought a big bunch of seedless grapes

    half have a seed in them

    the other half have 2-3 seeds in them

    what the fuck

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Yeah, half of them have fewer seeds, so you bought "Seed Less" Grapes

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    The DDV Chowdah is starting to simmer

    can't wait!

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Helllll yeah! :3

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    @DirtyDirtyVagrant‌

    Probably the best Chowdah I've ever had, thanks!

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Yay! I'm so happy!

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    me too lol

    even with the burned mouth

    hell with waiting for it to cool.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    now I want some.

    but my mom wont eat clams. maybe I'll do like chicken and corn chowder or something.

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    ThrackThrack Registered User regular
    Tomorrow is a chili pot-luck at work, and since I don't like traditional chili.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    There is a thread in H/A in which people talk about eating food in a shop before they have bought it.

    Is this a normal/standard thing in America please?

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