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kovak's dirty little secret

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dirty Laundry: I have broken more e-hearts than regular hearts

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    I'm not sure this was worth making a thread

    you probably see those parts in war movies where the dude is all like "go on without me, sergeant", and dies

    and you're the prick that is all psssh, whatever


    hey man, don't go judging me

    I just said that because I am not very well acquainted with Kovak, and I especially do not care what kind of posts he made at the MegaTokyo forums

    I think I read the first three megatokyo strips

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    fuck i have to go to bed

    i've got to get up for work

    and i'm sick

    fuck

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dirty laundry: I had sex with a female teacher in highschool

    dundundunnnnn

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    so it turned out to be the bends

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I used to do star wars roleplay

    God help me, so did I

    It was when I played Star Wars Galaxies

    Which I guess is also shameful

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    so it turned out to be the bends

    OH GOD

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh snap shoe

    that's just mean

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I used to do star wars roleplay

    At least you didn't LARP.

    You didn't LARP, right?
    Oh goodness no, no

    my character was a force witch from Dathomir, it just wouldn't be possible

    Your words mean nothing to me

    Please explain.
    dathomir is a lush forest planet populated by a primitive matriarchal society
    there are several clans of force-wielding women who call themselves witches

    they ride rancors and are scantily clad

    you can see why this is appealing

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    List of people who will never be getting a sig from me:
    1.Hitler
    2.Kovak

    =(

    =(

    =(

    wait I never wanted your sigs anyway

    I am holding out for a rainydays sig

    one day i will be so lucky.

    Oh I can't stay mad at you, i'll draw you something if you want.

    <3

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I got you all beat

    I used to post on the Dragonball Z Trading Card Game forums

    yeah

    got it in one

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Dirty laundry: I had sex with a female teacher in highschool

    dundundunnnnn

    i don't know whether to hug you or punch you in the eye, dude

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    itt everyones dirty little secrets

    i am out of dirty little secrets

    potatoe on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i bet rancor dick is huuuge

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I used to do star wars roleplay

    God help me, so did I

    It was when I played Star Wars Galaxies

    Which I guess is also shameful
    you roleplayed in-game? that's extra shameful.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I used to do star wars roleplay

    At least you didn't LARP.

    You didn't LARP, right?
    Oh goodness no, no

    my character was a force witch from Dathomir, it just wouldn't be possible

    Your words mean nothing to me

    Please explain.
    dathomir is a lush forest planet populated by a primitive matriarchal society
    there are several clans of force-wielding women who call themselves witches

    they ride rancors and are scantily clad

    you can see why this is appealing

    I don't see how this means you can't LARP them.

    Sheri on
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    AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    paku that is a cardinal sin, everybody knows you need at least 30 days grace before moving in on a bro's ex

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh snap shoe

    that's just mean

    nobody knows what i'm talking about

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This thread.. is filled with filth and manure!


    FILTH AND MANURE!

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't think rancors are real enough to ride.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I don't see how this means you can't LARP them.
    I don't know how to tell you this

    I...

    I can't use the Force.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the being a woman part sheri

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Dirty laundry: I had sex with a female teacher in highschool

    dundundunnnnn

    i don't know whether to hug you or punch you in the eye, dude

    29 year old attractive spanish teacher

    I was happy so it's all good

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I used to not really be into dorky stuff at all.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hello sheri how are you this evening

    I got fed up with crocheting for the night

    So now I'm just in a funky mood and waiting to go to bed, but I'm skipping my first class tomorrow (cuz the second is cancelled), so I don't wanna go to bed early and wake up at the same time cuz at that rate I might as well just go to class!

    You?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    more like World As LIES

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    the being a woman part sheri

    god not you too

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    guys i think i actually have you all beat

    apparently i used to roleplay about fanfiction based on megatokyo

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I don't see how this means you can't LARP them.
    I don't know how to tell you this

    I...

    I can't use the Force.

    I don't think you understand how LARP works. o.O

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Newtron wrote: »
    This thread.. is filled with filth and manure!


    FILTH AND MANURE!

    man like you've never done anything




    anyone who doesn't post a horrendous secret is a fucking LIAR

    Raneados on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I don't think rancors are real enough to ride.
    you can't ride hate!

    though shoe disproves this often

    I ride hate like you'll be riding male hookers in the next 3 years or so

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Axim wrote: »
    paku that is a cardinal sin, everybody knows you need at least 30 days grace before moving in on a bro's ex

    they've been broken up for eight goddamn months

    it isn't my fault he acts like a fucking girl about every chick he ever dates

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Newtron wrote: »
    This thread.. is filled with filth and manure!


    FILTH AND MANURE!

    man like you've never done anything




    anyone who doesn't post a horrendous secret is a fucking LIAR

    do i have to post it in here?

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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Calebros wrote: »
    itt everyones dirty little secrets

    i am out of dirty little secrets

    what about our son, you little harlot

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    AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    kovak it is okay i kept up with the comic for a few months back in the glory days

    my hands are covered in weaboo blood as well

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    is this where we commit to our embarrassing pasts

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I don't see how this means you can't LARP them.
    I don't know how to tell you this

    I...

    I can't use the Force.

    I don't think you understand how LARP works. o.O
    You've LARPed, haven't you

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