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A Moist, Bare Bones [Webcomic] Thread

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Oglaf is safe this week.
    I don't really know what dead people want so I tend to just give them deodorant.

    (unless you're a baby)

    are we never going to find out what happened after that chick let all those humans into the castle
    Nope! Well, maybe. It's not like Oglaf hasnt revisited things before.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    it's the olgaf universe

    sexytimes happened

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    no matter what else happens, life in oglaf curves in an unstoppable arc toward sexytimes

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Except when shapeshifters get involved. Then it becomes a clusterfuck since they can't tell other shapeshifters apart from whoever they're mimicking.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Ah, I though it was a product. Ahwell.

    I think I know you mean as well, it's a side project/thing the Risk of Rain guy Hopoo is working on. It might become a game but on his tumblr he says it's really "touch and go" right now. Still, it looks very cool and I would love to play it if it ever came out.

    http://hopooo.tumblr.com/page/4

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
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    SURPRISE FLASHBACK SEQUENCE

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
    ronya

    I wanted to post that comic

    but you posted it first

    why are you taking pretty much the only thing I have from me

    ronya

    you jerk

    you just

    ugh

    I hate you ronya

    I HATE YOU

    Brolo on
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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Computer works again but has slowed to molassus speed.
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    Last week

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    15 minutes ago....
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    Just now....I don't fucking know what's going on.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'd wager dimes to dollars it's your ISP and not you.

    That or someone in your neighborhood leaching internets.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Everyone is downloading iOS 8 and it is killing the Internet.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Oglaf is safe this week.
    I don't really know what dead people want so I tend to just give them deodorant.

    (unless you're a baby)

    are we never going to find out what happened after that chick let all those humans into the castle
    Nope! Well, maybe. It's not like Oglaf hasnt revisited things before.

    Lets face it.

    Oglaf'll never revisit the sluttiness plague.

    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: DerWaffle#1682
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Everyone is downloading iOS 8 and it is killing the Internet.

    poor saps

    I miss the old one. Had to look up how to turn off basically everything new online. Facebook app sucks even more than it already did. Texting has these suggestion words that take up an eighth of the screen (which would be fine if I didn't have fat clumsy fingers).

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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Oglaf is safe this week.
    I don't really know what dead people want so I tend to just give them deodorant.

    (unless you're a baby)

    are we never going to find out what happened after that chick let all those humans into the castle

    Obviously human things and nothing out of the ordinary. Weren't you paying attention?

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i just want oglaf to become a big sweeping epic narrative about the rise and fall of kingdoms

    i want hbo to do a miniseries

    is that really so much to ask?

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
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    Okay, I had a couple before-the-game-comes-out Smash Bros comics I wanted to make, but I got confused about the release schedule and about how many weeks are in a month, so let's just pretend the game isn't already out in Japan, we haven't known the full roster for months, and it's still appropriate to make semi-prophetic speculative comics. Let's do that!

    Ridley is kind of the only Nintendo villain who's ever done anything really awful -- Bowser's a jerk and Ganondorf tends to make everyone anxious for a while, but both are still probably easily forgiven.

    Master Hand is the one who gets the final decision on who stays and who goes, but there's still a junior committee for scoping out potential fighters. They don't tend to get much done, though.

    I'll have you know there is a rich and textured lore to this.

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    CreaganCreagan Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Everyone is downloading iOS 8 and it is killing the Internet.

    poor saps

    I miss the old one. Had to look up how to turn off basically everything new online. Facebook app sucks even more than it already did. Texting has these suggestion words that take up an eighth of the screen (which would be fine if I didn't have fat clumsy fingers).

    Every new OS seems to either make the things about technology that bother me worse, or invent new things that cause me problems. Like, the version of Microsoft Word that came on the computer I just bought makes the insertion point move smoothly with text as you type, so it sometimes falls behind the letters and has to move to catch up. Who the HELL thought that would be a good idea?

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Doesn't Master Hand just have Mewtwo mind control whoever he wants to be part of the Smash Bros lineup and has them sign the contract?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    they're just figurines brought to life with power of imagination

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    they're just figurines brought to life with power of imagination

    Not in the AZ setting they're not.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    For the love of god, Girl Genius, move on to something besides a contracted fight with someone no-name villain we just met.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    For the love of god, Girl Genius, move on to something besides a contracted fight with someone no-name villain we just met.

    nay

    here are six months of comics about könig

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Monster-Pulse

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    I think this is actually the best case scenario at this point

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    are we never going to find out what happened after that chick let all those humans into the castle

    What's up with that shepherd boy the comic is named after?

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
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    I can't really offer any further comment about the tumblr this came from.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
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    I can't really offer any further comment about the tumblr this came from.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QfSzgV1q5g

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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    This guy?

    Take a shot.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Chip And Wails

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    ''The screech, the wail. One bell. Two bells. Three bells. Four. Four bells sound for the darkness of eyes that tear the soul. The ties and chains that bind us, release upon the screech. Spinning, spinning, dropping. The pin is not heard.'' - Poetry by Ronnie. 29,173rd most read work on CoolTeenPoems.com

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    How Do They Work

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I wonder whether Paz is seeing the same thing

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    they still make those


    I am honestly surprised

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Do they even make those anymore?

    I wouldn't even know where to get them developed.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    are we never going to find out what happened after that chick let all those humans into the castle

    What's up with that shepherd boy the comic is named after?

    I think he is still out on a hill writing things with sperm.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Do they even make those anymore?

    I wouldn't even know where to get them developed.

    You go to the walgreens and stand at the unattended counter with kodak advertisements all over it and hope someone working a register notices you standing over there like an idiot

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Paranatural by Zack Morrison is a comic that hasn't updated yet because the creator got food stuck in his Wisdom Tooth crater and is now high on drugs!

    Give him wellwishes at @paranaturalzack on tweeters

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
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