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Obscenely Clingy Grey Tights

MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
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Tights so awesome they can mesmerize a Muppet.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Let try not to get this one locked by bitching about other threads that were locked.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    hello i'm here to bitch about my thre-

    oh...

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Yeah I'm still pretty sore about that.

    So is @Usagi‌

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    I watched that movie enough times as a kid that I know David Bowie's tights have inspired me in ways I probably don't even know about yet

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    This is a worthy sequel to the Penny Arcade Man-Bowie Love Association

    David Bowie concert films are one of the universe's highest forms of sexy

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    FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    That movie taught me English. We had it unsubbed and I watched it until I understood what they were saying.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    This is a worthy sequel to the Penny Arcade Man-Bowie Love Association

    David Bowie concert films are one of the universe's highest forms of sexy

    That's creepy don't say man_Bowie love association

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    That movie taught me English. We had it unsubbed and I watched it until I understood what they were saying.

    If there's any movie that must be a pain to make any sense of in any language, Labyrinth is pretty high on the list
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    This is a worthy sequel to the Penny Arcade Man-Bowie Love Association

    David Bowie concert films are one of the universe's highest forms of sexy

    That's creepy don't say man_Bowie love association

    It's buried somewhere in the Christmas forum at the moment.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Still creepy

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    They need to be tight.

    I'd like to see you try to dance magic dance adequately with loose fitting trousers.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    They need to be tight.

    I'd like to see you try to dance magic dance adequately with loose fitting trousers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWIAIfRHaU0

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I'm not exactly sure if I can trace my love of tall riding boots back to this movie.

    But it's definitely a possibility.

    Also, riding crops.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    The only man worthy of running The Guild of Calamitous Intent.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    ahh Jennifer Connelly did I ever have what can now be described as a crush on you from the film

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Yeah, between Jennifer Connelly and the tights on David Bowie, this movie was responsible for both my first crush and my first sense of sexual inadequacy.

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    isn't that the kind of picture that got crwth banned

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Nothing tra la la?!

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I'm getting intense deja vu from something about this thread.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2014
    A friend of mine was in the Trash Lady outfit in that movie and also helped puppeteer the little worm at the beginning.

    She was also Red Fraggle

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I had an English class in high school where the teacher eventually just got bored with teaching and started letting us watch movies. The very first pick, by vote, was Labyrinth. Given the reactions of others in the class, we were all in it for David Bowie's junk.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I'm getting intense deja vu from something about this thread.

    Yes I made a thread about this once before and a bunch of fashion thread refugees misread the title as "bitch about no fashion threads in here"

    So now, one more time, please don't cunt up my thread with discussion about things you should be messaging mods about

    Metalbourne on
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Bedlam wrote: »
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    I want this as a gif with the words Fuckin Neato flashing.

    And Bert's glasses also flashing in the same color at the same time

    Goose! on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    @Metalbourne continues to be the bestevez

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    That's because she's the best.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    please don't cunt up my thread

    Stealing this for future use.

    You can't have it back, it's mine now.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
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    Nah you know what's fuckin neato?

    This shit right here.
    A woman in Sweden has given birth to a baby boy using a transplanted womb, in a medical first, doctors report.

    The 36-year-old mother, who was born without a uterus, received a donated womb from a friend in her 60s.

    The British medical journal The Lancet says the baby was born prematurely in September weighing 1.8kg (3.9lb). The father said his son was "amazing".

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I feel like "Obscenely clingy grey tights" should be a CAH white card.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Also guess who scooted under the fucking bed again.

    There's now a water dish down there because I am a responsible pet parent and these fucking dogs I fucking swear to god

    Hacksaw on
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    This is now the secret trans thread.

    Homptalk.tumblr.com

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I feel like "Obscenely clingy grey tights" should be a CAH white card.

    Or maybe just "David Bowie's Bulge"

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Also I guess secret feminism thread?

    When I'm done eating my thoroughly carbonized breakfast sausage I'm gonna say a thing about how empowering a semi-whiny Sarah with the magical phrase "you have no power over me" was HUUUUUGE to wee!Jess

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Also I guess secret feminism thread?

    When I'm done eating my thoroughly carbonized breakfast sausage I'm gonna say a thing about how empowering a semi-whiny Sarah with the magical phrase "you have no power over me" was HUUUUUGE to wee!Jess

    In grade school I was telling that to every bully.

    Right before jumping on them and starting the brawl myself

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Man. My friends and I stumbled across this movie on TV during a sleepover in the fifth grade and we were transfixed. David Bowie might have been my first celebrity crush.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I posted these in the youtube thread the other day, but when I found them I was really wishing there was a feminism thread at the time

    so here they are again, fresh out of 1980

    http://youtu.be/Iz2N6BMOsyQ

    http://youtu.be/mPgA1OE-XS0

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    I have never seen labyrinth

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    IWS let's watch it for the first time together

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    I'm already in my pajamas!

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