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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    All of these cards are so cool

    Also comeuppance holy cow

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Black Commander deck has Gary, making it my favorite.

    Wait, no, my favorite deck is whichever gets the reprint of PREDATOR, FLAGSHIP

    please be red please be red please be red

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    I like to think that Comeuppance was called I'm Rubber, You're Glue in playtesting

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    I want that priest to ride a certain gryff into a glorious age of white dickery in modern

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular

    KalTorak wrote: »
    metaghost wrote: »
    As annoying as it was to watch during coverage, all these shuffle-cheats make me appreciate the effort Ari Lax put into riffle-shuffling. I can't remember what the recommended number of riffles is (8?) but he seemed pretty dedicated to proper randomization.

    I've been trying to do Lax's shuffle technique, where he riffles while leaving the cards on the table rather than picking them up. It seems super fast, which is nice. So far it's been pretty difficult.

    As of now I do mostly mash shuffles with a couple riffles thrown in. When I'm shuffling my opponent's deck I exclusively do a slower mash to avoid bending cards or sleeve corners, while looking away from it.

    experienced poker dealer here

    riffles and flat riffles are greatly enabled at casino tables by the specific cloth used on them. That said, the key to a good flat riffle is to do it gently, targeting the corners. think of it as trying to puff the deck up with air, like you're trying to make it look as big as possible for someone who wants to eat it. then the deck will be loose after the riffle and push together easy.

    watching the video, I'm a little confused by something, and it may be the peculiarities of tournament magic - but is he shuffling his opponent's deck, after his opponent cuts it?

    He is definitely retaining that card on purpose, btw, if he says otherwise he's essentially saying "I came outta my mama just coincidentally holding cards in my left hand in the exact, counter-intuitive way card cheats and magicians hold their cards"

    square dealers will almost always either hold the left packet with an extra finger on the top or bottom, using the pads of their fingers - three fingers on the side, slack index across the "top" is a very distinctive grip used for card control and the camouflage of card control



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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Not sure if you're looking at Boettcher or Humpries, but yeah, in tournament play you're the last one to shuffle/cut/rearrange your opponent's cards each time their deck is shuffled. Usually at FNM level events people just shuffle their own deck, present, and opponent cuts it, but the opponent is allowed to do a full shuffle of it, and at higher level REL events they're required to shuffle rather than just cutting.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    The Betman wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    Black Commander deck has Gary, making it my favorite.

    Wait, no, my favorite deck is whichever gets the reprint of PREDATOR, FLAGSHIP

    please be red please be red please be red

    Green.

    Huh.

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    hahaha they put spine of ish sah in daretti

    guess i dont need to dig mine out

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Hah, the new text on Goblin Welder is still a nightmare.

    Also, the green deck looks like fun.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Hah, the new text on Goblin Welder is still a nightmare.

    Also, the green deck looks like fun.

    Oof, yeah that's pretty rough. I'm surprised how awkward it is to switch things from battlefield to graveyard, even taking and extra temporary zone with cards like Living Death. I wonder if they'll eventually leverage the "exchange" terminology, e.g. "exchange target creature you control for target creature card in your graveyard" (probably needs more work), since it already has the "if one of the targets becomes illegal before resolution, the exchange fails" clause built into it. Might just not be worth the complication though.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Not sure if you're looking at Boettcher or Humpries, but yeah, in tournament play you're the last one to shuffle/cut/rearrange your opponent's cards each time their deck is shuffled. Usually at FNM level events people just shuffle their own deck, present, and opponent cuts it, but the opponent is allowed to do a full shuffle of it, and at higher level REL events they're required to shuffle rather than just cutting.

    that's ... wrong.

    the last thing you do to a deck should be a cut. no wonder this is a problem.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    From a pure value standpoint, it looks like Red is the winner because of Wurmcoil, but everyone's got a couple good things.

    If I get one I'd probably go with White because I've done such a 180 on the concept of Nahiri since it turns out she is just the Stoneforge Mystic.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Red has wurmcoil and a goblin welder reprint, and Deretti is preselling for like $15.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Not sure if you're looking at Boettcher or Humpries, but yeah, in tournament play you're the last one to shuffle/cut/rearrange your opponent's cards each time their deck is shuffled. Usually at FNM level events people just shuffle their own deck, present, and opponent cuts it, but the opponent is allowed to do a full shuffle of it, and at higher level REL events they're required to shuffle rather than just cutting.

    that's ... wrong.

    the last thing you do to a deck should be a cut. no wonder this is a problem.

    Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they updated the tournament policy at higher RELs to require a cut after the mandatory shuffling of your opponent's deck. I can't think of any big problems that this would cause, and it would probably deter a lot of this kind of cheating.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    what formats are commander cards legal in? Modern?

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Legacy and Vintage. Not modern, though.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    what formats are commander cards legal in? Modern?

    no to modern, yes to legacy, ??? to vintage

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Not sure if you're looking at Boettcher or Humpries, but yeah, in tournament play you're the last one to shuffle/cut/rearrange your opponent's cards each time their deck is shuffled. Usually at FNM level events people just shuffle their own deck, present, and opponent cuts it, but the opponent is allowed to do a full shuffle of it, and at higher level REL events they're required to shuffle rather than just cutting.

    that's ... wrong.

    the last thing you do to a deck should be a cut. no wonder this is a problem.

    Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they updated the tournament policy at higher RELs to require a cut after the mandatory shuffling of your opponent's deck. I can't think of any big problems that this would cause, and it would probably deter a lot of this kind of cheating.

    what they should require is an optional flat shuffle and/or cut

    Also I can't believe high level magic doesn't require cut cards

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Then I can in no way process why Deretti would be preselling for more than any of the other commander walkers

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    The Betman wrote: »
    Legacy and Vintage. Not modern, though.

    It's part of what makes the Commander decks so useful as a testing tool. There's no real risk to the balance of Modern and Standard in printing them, but if they're awesome enough (Illusory Angel) they can be brought back in a later deck.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Then I can in no way process why Deretti would be preselling for more than any of the other commander walkers

    Well

    commander, mostly

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    You only need 1 of him!

    just buy the deck

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    White gets skull clamp ahahahba

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    green also got skullclamp because if you're +1-ing to shit out elves, why not turn them into real cards

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    A little underwhelmed by the blue deck, but dat Thran Dynamo tho

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    The Blue deck has Reef Worm.

    Reef Worm alone is worth 35 dollars.
    Reef Worm is not actually worth 35 dollars.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    not

    yet

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    NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Not sure if you're looking at Boettcher or Humpries, but yeah, in tournament play you're the last one to shuffle/cut/rearrange your opponent's cards each time their deck is shuffled. Usually at FNM level events people just shuffle their own deck, present, and opponent cuts it, but the opponent is allowed to do a full shuffle of it, and at higher level REL events they're required to shuffle rather than just cutting.

    that's ... wrong.

    the last thing you do to a deck should be a cut. no wonder this is a problem.

    Hi, I'm a Level 2 Judge and I'm here to tell you: always shuffle a library when offered. Cuts are insufficient and considerably easier to exploit for manipulation.

    Let's be clear here: DCI policy is that libraries must be sufficiently randomized, such that no player has knowledge of the position of any card in any library. As such, the game rules instruct that both players are to shuffle anytime a library is manipulated so as to maintain this randomization. There is no set guide or requirement for this; only that we hand out warnings if we believe that it has not been adequately randomized. The problem with most good sleight of hand is that you are performing motions and operations that, at a casual glance, appear to be sufficiently vigorous to meet this standard.

    The thing with cheaters is that their job, their livelihood, is breaking the system. You can make the system harder to break, but they spend their lives finding the chinks in that armor. And we can't possibly make a rule for every case where we catch someone cheating - then we're basically playing whack-a-mole TSA style, instead of proactively looking for the problems. Moreover, our job isn't really to catch cheaters - it's to make sure everyone has a fair and enjoyable experience. While watching for cheating is part of that, there's a whole lot of other things that we have to focus on too, so it's not always easy for us to scrutinize for someone who has honed a technique that lets them do what Humphries or Bottecher did.

    The best things you can do as a player to help prevent things like this:

    1) Always shuffle libraries.
    2) Watch for suspicious behavior. Report it to a judge. (And once you have done so, don't assume that they're ignoring your information just because they aren't responding to the situation in a way you'd expect. Judges are keenly aware that players often behave differently around us, so we may be taking a different approach to the problem.)
    3) At any non-Professional REL event (i.e. Day 2 of a GP or Pro Tour level events), you are allowed to ask the players to stop their match while you speak to a judge. Don't tell the players what's wrong in detail, because that usually leads to them trying to fix it themselves, and if there is cheating involved, affords the cheater an opportunity to obfuscate his error. This is usually sufficient: "Hey guys, can you hold on for a second? I think the game is a little messed up right now but I want a judge to check it out first. 'JUDGE!'"
    4) Always shuffle libraries. Cuts while shuffling are recommended and encouraged, but always get some variety of shuffling in there, even at FNM. It's not because you don't trust your opponent - it's because it protects BOTH of you from undue accusation and harm.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Daretti has some hype in being played in a legacy deck though I don't remember which

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    Nullzone wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Not sure if you're looking at Boettcher or Humpries, but yeah, in tournament play you're the last one to shuffle/cut/rearrange your opponent's cards each time their deck is shuffled. Usually at FNM level events people just shuffle their own deck, present, and opponent cuts it, but the opponent is allowed to do a full shuffle of it, and at higher level REL events they're required to shuffle rather than just cutting.

    that's ... wrong.

    the last thing you do to a deck should be a cut. no wonder this is a problem.

    Hi, I'm a Level 2 Judge and I'm here to tell you: always shuffle a library when offered. Cuts are insufficient and considerably easier to exploit for manipulation.

    Let's be clear here: DCI policy is that libraries must be sufficiently randomized, such that no player has knowledge of the position of any card in any library. As such, the game rules instruct that both players are to shuffle anytime a library is manipulated so as to maintain this randomization. There is no set guide or requirement for this; only that we hand out warnings if we believe that it has not been adequately randomized. The problem with most good sleight of hand is that you are performing motions and operations that, at a casual glance, appear to be sufficiently vigorous to meet this standard.

    The thing with cheaters is that their job, their livelihood, is breaking the system. You can make the system harder to break, but they spend their lives finding the chinks in that armor. And we can't possibly make a rule for every case where we catch someone cheating - then we're basically playing whack-a-mole TSA style, instead of proactively looking for the problems. Moreover, our job isn't really to catch cheaters - it's to make sure everyone has a fair and enjoyable experience. While watching for cheating is part of that, there's a whole lot of other things that we have to focus on too, so it's not always easy for us to scrutinize for someone who has honed a technique that lets them do what Humphries or Bottecher did.

    The best things you can do as a player to help prevent things like this:

    1) Always shuffle libraries.
    2) Watch for suspicious behavior. Report it to a judge. (And once you have done so, don't assume that they're ignoring your information just because they aren't responding to the situation in a way you'd expect. Judges are keenly aware that players often behave differently around us, so we may be taking a different approach to the problem.)
    3) At any non-Professional REL event (i.e. Day 2 of a GP or Pro Tour level events), you are allowed to ask the players to stop their match while you speak to a judge. Don't tell the players what's wrong in detail, because that usually leads to them trying to fix it themselves, and if there is cheating involved, affords the cheater an opportunity to obfuscate his error. This is usually sufficient: "Hey guys, can you hold on for a second? I think the game is a little messed up right now but I want a judge to check it out first. 'JUDGE!'"
    4) Always shuffle libraries. Cuts while shuffling are recommended and encouraged, but always get some variety of shuffling in there, even at FNM. It's not because you don't trust your opponent - it's because it protects BOTH of you from undue accusation and harm.

    Self completed cuts are weak. All lifted shuffles are weak, particularly overhand shuffles, which magic players seem to love (easiest to do with sleeved cards?)...overhands are essentially a huge red flag

    the issue becomes if there's a step where one person gets to shuffle last without an opposite player cut, the deck isn't as safe, because when player b shuffles, he can set player a's deck against player a.

    player a should cap their shuffle with a flat shuffle

    then you do a mutual flat cut onto a cut card

    player b should move the top stop first, and only touch the top stock

    player a should close the cut by only touching the bottom stock to place it on top of the deck

    ideally both of them use one hand.

    That's not an invulnerable process but it pushes the skill level required to cheat WAY up.

    requiring a final opponent shuffle is great if player A is stacking his own deck, but leaves you intensely vulnerable, and loading or dumping a particular card is really useful in magic.

    It's like EVERY game of magic is a hand of chicago stud.

    Humphries or Bottecher aren't using "refined" slight of hand, either, at least not in terms of the things I've been shown videos of. They're actually both pretty bad at it. Like worse than me, and I am neither a cheat nor a magician, just someone who deals cards semi-frequently and semi-professionally and has a defensive interest in it. There are potentially people MUCH better.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Look the most important thing about shuffling or cutting an opponents deck is never do that shit where you just tap it or whatever

    That is the most annoying thing

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Look the most important thing about shuffling or cutting an opponents deck is never do that shit where you just tap it or whatever

    That is the most annoying thing

    so much lime

    it takes 7 good riffles to break up a deck without a cut. ain't nobody got time for that.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    I have enough trouble dealing with someone putting their gross fingers on my cards to cut them, let alone to shuffle them

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    I have enough trouble dealing with someone putting their gross fingers on my cards to cut them, let alone to shuffle them

    So like, what

    you wear gloves when you play?

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Man I sure have nothing better to do on a Friday Halloween night than go play magic

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    Man I sure have nothing better to do on a Friday Halloween night than go play magic


    Three step process

    Dress up as a magic player

    Commit totally by playing magic in costume

    Win halloween

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Dress up as your favorite magic card

    Personally I would go with

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    I LOVE THAT CARD

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    I LOVE THAT CARD

    it is pretty adorable.

    if it was a basketball player it would be hugsy bouges

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