The only comedy sex thing I can remember is I was installing XP on my girlfreinds pc, and we got board waiting and started getting frisky.
We've just started having sex when the installation finished, and it started going through the welcome to windows setup your pc wizard. I've never realised how much the music sounds like porn music.
I took one look at my girlfreind, and we both crakced up laughing. Needless to say, I couldn't finish.
This one counts as both! I had to kick down a bathroom door because my sister and step-brother were fucking in the bathtub.
11 (Sister) 14 (Step-brother).
So.... wheres the rest of the story.
You know, the part where you kill your 14 yearold stepfuck for doing that?
The part that makes me feel better about this story.
He ran out of the house after grabbing a pair of tighty-whiteies, in below freezing weather, soaking wet. His nearest friend lived 3 miles away, I waited at the house (my dad's house) for an hour to make sure he didn't come back where it was warm. Locked all the doors and windows, and drove my sister back to my mom's and let her know what was going on. He almost froze to death, haha.
(SE version; I kicked down the door because they wouldn't let me join in.)
This one counts as both! I had to kick down a bathroom door because my sister and step-brother were fucking in the bathtub.
11 (Sister) 14 (Step-brother).
So.... wheres the rest of the story.
You know, the part where you kill your 14 yearold stepfuck for doing that?
The part that makes me feel better about this story.
He ran out of the house after grabbing a pair of tighty-whiteies, in below freezing weather, soaking wet. His nearest friend lived 3 miles away, I waited at the house (my dad's house) for an hour to make sure he didn't come back where it was warm. Locked all the doors and windows, and drove my sister back to my mom's and let her know what was going on. He almost froze to death, haha.
(SE version; I kicked down the door because they wouldn't let me join in.)
Goddamn I don't know what I would have done in that situation. Probably throw a punch or two.
Fuck, 14 is like a freshmen/eighth grader right? Basically fucking a fifth grader.
The only comedy sex thing I can remember is I was installing XP on my girlfreinds pc, and we got board waiting and started getting frisky.
We've just started having sex when the installation finished, and it started going through the welcome to windows setup your pc wizard. I've never realised how much the music sounds like porn music.
I took one look at my girlfreind, and we both crakced up laughing. Needless to say, I couldn't finish.
Hmm, not really that funny in blue and white.
Why couldn't you finish? Because you were laughing?
Pff, we laugh all the time during sex. You must just suck. That's the only rational explanation.
Framling on
you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
The only comedy sex thing I can remember is I was installing XP on my girlfreinds pc, and we got board waiting and started getting frisky.
We've just started having sex when the installation finished, and it started going through the welcome to windows setup your pc wizard. I've never realised how much the music sounds like porn music.
I took one look at my girlfreind, and we both crakced up laughing. Needless to say, I couldn't finish.
Hmm, not really that funny in blue and white.
Why couldn't you finish? Because you were laughing?
Pff, we laugh all the time during sex. You must just suck. That's the only rational explanation.
I mean we were in hysterics. I couldn't really do anything except laugh.
We did "finish" once we'd both calmed down bit later, but it was more like starting over.
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11 (Sister) 14 (Step-brother).
Wow. speechless.
We've just started having sex when the installation finished, and it started going through the welcome to windows setup your pc wizard. I've never realised how much the music sounds like porn music.
I took one look at my girlfreind, and we both crakced up laughing. Needless to say, I couldn't finish.
Hmm, not really that funny in blue and white.
So.... wheres the rest of the story.
You know, the part where you kill your 14 yearold stepfuck for doing that?
The part that makes me feel better about this story.
He ran out of the house after grabbing a pair of tighty-whiteies, in below freezing weather, soaking wet. His nearest friend lived 3 miles away, I waited at the house (my dad's house) for an hour to make sure he didn't come back where it was warm. Locked all the doors and windows, and drove my sister back to my mom's and let her know what was going on. He almost froze to death, haha.
(SE version; I kicked down the door because they wouldn't let me join in.)
and later that year...
The police had to knock down my front door to arrest my little pedo-stepbrother that fucked my 11yr old sister.
or at least a sloppy cosplay thread?
Make one and find out.
No, no, the police had to kick down my cousin's door for raping my sister and brother.
Fuck, 14 is like a freshmen/eighth grader right? Basically fucking a fifth grader.
That is fucked up.
My name's Kurt!:rotate:
Did you know that people think you're dead?
I could have died in my sleep, I did throw up last night.
Why couldn't you finish? Because you were laughing?
Pff, we laugh all the time during sex. You must just suck. That's the only rational explanation.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I was sticking matches into the bubbles and igniting them.
I mean we were in hysterics. I couldn't really do anything except laugh.
We did "finish" once we'd both calmed down bit later, but it was more like starting over.