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I spent 90 hours at the [job] thread last week and all I got was this lousy paycheck

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hey guys I love my job...

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    I hate this teacher so much. No matter what she's calling about she is guaranteed to waste at least ten minutes of my time, usually a lot more, because she explains every fucking thing to the point where I have to cut her off and state that I know what she's talking about because I've done that thing for months now. There's also the bit where she keeps calling me for tech-related issues which are the calls I dread the most because even with a set of printed instructions and personal coaching from the Comp Lit teacher she still can't figure out how to do simple things and I get to spend a half hour or more trying to guess what screen she's managed to land herself on every couple of seconds because she doesn't listen and talks constantly.

    I know that this sort of thing goes part and parcel with an IT job, but at least then it actually would be my job to help her. As things stand the only thing she's doing is wasting my time because I don't have the means to help her and I don't have the time to help her when I need to be doing my actual job instead of listening to her drone on and one.

    Madican on
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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I don't understand the overuse of ellipses in e-mails. It just reads as so sarcastic.

    I would love to be accepted into your program...
    or
    It was so great seeing you today...

    Yeah. Sure. You liar.

    Sassori...

    Senpai ...

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    My supervisor is the best. Two boxes of peach gummi rings for Halloween.

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    FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    133 minutes of sexual harassment training.

    One the one hand, I'm happy to get the training because it means my employer finally recognizes that I'm a supervisor.

    On the other hand...good gravy this is boring.

    Huh...
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    FF wrote: »
    133 minutes of sexual harassment training.

    One the one hand, I'm happy to get the training because it means my employer finally recognizes that I'm a supervisor.

    On the other hand...good gravy this is boring.

    Over two hours of training?

    You're gonna be able to harass like a pro after that.

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    urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Hey guys I love my job...

    They're standing right behind you aren't they?

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Hey guys I love my job...

    They're standing right behind you aren't they?

    If you need us to send help, blink twice.

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    FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    FF wrote: »
    133 minutes of sexual harassment training.

    One the one hand, I'm happy to get the training because it means my employer finally recognizes that I'm a supervisor.

    On the other hand...good gravy this is boring.

    Over two hours of training?

    You're gonna be able to harass like a pro after that.

    I've already learned a new slur and I'm only 10 minutes in.

    Huh...
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Just finished up a week and a half on site installing converted test cell software (moved them from Unix to Windows) that I've been working on for half the year. Felt real good when that shit worked on the first boot.

    Can't wait to fly home and crash in my own bed finally though.

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    urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    God I suck at goodbyes.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    things that happened at the warehouse this week...it was so slow my boss fell asleep at his desk for three hours

    What woke him up?

    the cacophonous slurping sounds of his pit bull licking its dawg balls

    You can't buy memories like this, folks.

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    edited October 2014
    This was going to be a good day, I wasn't going to complain about anything to do with my job, everything was going to be relaxed....then I found out that when my boss told me that I wasn't allowed to dress up at work, she told everyone else that they could dress up if they wanted...
    ...and there's a company wide costume contest for today that pays out $300.

    I just....ugh!

    Dedwrekka on
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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    This was going to be a good day, I wasn't going to complain about anything to do with my job, everything was going to be relaxed....then I found out that when my boss told me that I wasn't allowed to dress up at work, she told everyone else that they could dress up if they wanted...
    ...and there's a company wide costume contest for today that pays out $300.

    I just....ugh!

    are you the only person that works with customers or something?

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    This was going to be a good day, I wasn't going to complain about anything to do with my job, everything was going to be relaxed....then I found out that when my boss told me that I wasn't allowed to dress up at work, she told everyone else that they could dress up if they wanted...
    ...and there's a company wide costume contest for today that pays out $300.

    I just....ugh!

    are you the only person that works with customers or something?

    No.

    She made a comment about how few people dressed up.

    "Wait, you told me I couldn't dress up"
    "What? No, there's a company costume contest today, why would I say that?"
    "I don't know, but when you handed me the flier for it I asked you if we were allowed to dress up this year and you said 'No'"
    "I don't know why I would have said that"
    Neither do I!

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    This was going to be a good day, I wasn't going to complain about anything to do with my job, everything was going to be relaxed....then I found out that when my boss told me that I wasn't allowed to dress up at work, she told everyone else that they could dress up if they wanted...
    ...and there's a company wide costume contest for today that pays out $300.

    I just....ugh!

    are you the only person that works with customers or something?

    No.

    She made a comment about how few people dressed up.

    "Wait, you told me I couldn't dress up"
    "What? No, there's a company costume contest today, why would I say that?"
    "I don't know, but when you handed me the flier for it I asked you if we were allowed to dress up this year and you said 'No'"
    "I don't know why I would have said that"
    Neither do I!
    I am so annoyed just reading this.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    So this isn't really work related, other than I found it after getting let out of work early, but the storms that I thought could result in a snowy commute have no so far produced snow. What they have produced is wind. Enough wind to lift a metal-framed chair off of our deck (which has a foot and a half tall bench all the way around it) and deposit it about 2 feet from said deck.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    woooooo

    won the company costume contest

    +1 vacation day for me.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    usually I am with the behaviorally challenged kids. today I was with the mentally challenged kids. nope. never again. the ones I usually spend time with at least have an opportunity to turn things around, the ones today have nothing. forget about being a functioning adult, they will be lucky if they can go to the bathroom on their own. It was an incredibly depressing experience.

    Jars on
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    wrong_buttonwrong_button Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    woooooo

    won the company costume contest

    +1 vacation day for me.

    OK, now that is a prize. I'd dress up for that. Not for a gift card to Chili's.

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    BeltaineBeltaine BOO BOO DOO DE DOORegistered User regular
    I would take the Chili's gift card, because vacation day, WTF is a vacation day!? I come to work because I'm too broke to do anything else.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    woooooo

    won the company costume contest

    +1 vacation day for me.

    What'd you dress as?

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    My boss has fallen asleep at her desk after our lunch.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Beltaine wrote: »
    I would take the Chili's gift card, because vacation day, WTF is a vacation day!? I come to work because I'm too broke to do anything else.

    Certainly he means he got +1 PTO day.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    FF wrote: »
    133 minutes of sexual harassment training.

    One the one hand, I'm happy to get the training because it means my employer finally recognizes that I'm a supervisor.

    On the other hand...good gravy this is boring.

    Resist the urge to slap some asses to relive the boredom.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Another teacher trying to figure out how to print out a report. Okay, yeah, it's a new system. I wrote down the exact steps to reach the submission screen. All he has to do is input his information, hit submit, and the report will be emailed to him so he can print it out. Easy.

    Instead he prints out the submission screen and says my directions didn't work.

    How.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    woooooo

    won the company costume contest

    +1 vacation day for me.

    What'd you dress as?

    The Mad Hatter

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    IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    Today I got to see one of my former bosses throw a pie in another former boss's face. Then the pied pied the pier. A+ good day, would day again.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    My boss has fallen asleep at her desk after our lunch.

    Video it with your phone

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    My boss has fallen asleep at her desk after our lunch.

    Video it with your phone

    The tech who was here took a picture with her phone but didn't turn off her shutter sound.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    V1m wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    My boss has fallen asleep at her desk after our lunch.

    Video it with your phone

    The tech who was here took a picture with her phone but didn't turn off her shutter sound.

    I think on some phones you can't actually turn the shutter sound off

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    NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    V1m wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    My boss has fallen asleep at her desk after our lunch.

    Video it with your phone

    The tech who was here took a picture with her phone but didn't turn off her shutter sound.

    I think on some phones you can't actually turn the shutter sound off

    Pretty sure you can't even mute it anymore. I tried covering my iPhone's speaker and it still was loud.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Truly this office is the pinnacle of security if the code to the copy machine, since inmates aren't to use it without permission, is any indication.

    Let's just say I was reminded of Spaceballs.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    Give the prison system a hand folks.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    I am kind of hoping that the
    "So can I get actual confirmation that you're OK with me going on the christmas holiday I booked before I applied for this job and mentioned at the interview even though the interviewer didn't seem to care much or ask about any dates, and I have asked about on 5 seperate occasions since starting here plus outright asking for written confirmation today"
    situation at my new job isn't going to turn into a "OK so like I told you a bunch of times, I am going on holiday over christmas. Do you want me to come back afterwards?" situation

    Apparently the most recent, mildly bruesquely worded enquiry did the trick. My 11-day xmas holiday is confirmed in writing.

    Now to eat & drink myself to death!

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Fuck me.

    Right as lunch is winding down, the power goes out in the facility.

    Queue me running around like a maniac shutting shit down.

    Power restored. The FTP server didn't really want to turn on, but I coaxed it back up.

    on the plus side I've scared the shit out of two people who didn't expect me to walk through the door in costume.

    A+ on that front.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Awesoming the A+ part

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Fuck me.

    Right as lunch is winding down, the power goes out in the facility.

    Queue me running around like a maniac shutting shit down.

    Power restored. The FTP server didn't really want to turn on, but I coaxed it back up.

    on the plus side I've scared the shit out of two people who didn't expect me to walk through the door in costume.

    A+ on that front.

    "I'm late for the tea party! Also have you any idea why a server is like a writing desk?"

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I really want to send an all staff email that just says "Why is a server like a writing desk?"

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    ZibblsnrtZibblsnrt Registered User regular
    And now the museum's fully shut down for the next seven months while we build a new exhibit, double the floorspace and do various other nifty things.

    Dismantled exhibition halls stripped back to the fixed exhibit panels (which all had to be defaced with spray paint before being removed) feel weird to walk through, especially since the stuff had been set up there for fifteen years.

    (And sad that the interpretive staff are largely out of work until May too. There'll be more positions and the like once it's back up, but that still sucks for them until then..)

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