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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Actually, folliculitis is an infection of hair follicles. I got it on my pubes by grinding dirty sweat into the hair follicles and then passing out drunk for the next 12 hours, instead of taking a desperately needed shower. I got home and suddenly there were all these red bumps on my pubic hair follicles, and since I actually had no idea what herpes looked like my reaction was OH MY FUCK I GOT HERPES.


    there are two different kinds of follicular infections, actually--fungal or bacterial. Bacterial usually takes 7-10 days to go away, fungal takes 4-6 weeks. I just got a bacterial infection and it went away with about 5 days of frequent showering and antibacterial soap.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    okay well she's putting lotion on so I should probably go
    remember

    tab a -> slot B

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    not super fat. not like, embarassingly obese. but if you saw her on the street you'd classify her in your head as "fat".

    well i think anyone with a moderate sex drive and low self control has been there

    at least it wasn't herpes

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    She gave me the best blowjob I've ever had. I don't regret it for a minute.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I hear plump chicks are good at that.

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    RighteRighte Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    I hear plump chicks are good at that.
    Why is that?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Righte wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I hear plump chicks are good at that.
    Why is that?

    if you're not the best outfielder ever by god you better be a damn good hitter

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Righte wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I hear plump chicks are good at that.
    Why is that?

    dem bitches hongry?

    I don't really know. Softer cheeks, maybe? Eager to please due to low self-esteem? Nobody knows.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Righte wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I hear plump chicks are good at that.
    Why is that?

    Because skinny chicks hate putting anything in their mouths.

    That's a tip from your Unkle PK.

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    MitsuhideMitsuhide Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    I was sick all today and even had to leave work early because of the taco bell I ate for lunch yesterday. Don't think I'll be eating fast food for a very long time.

    I don't care if they still have it or not, I swear to God, one day I will eat one of those Crunchwrap Supreme things.

    They look so tasty.

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    Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The last time I ate McDonalds it made me throw up next to this girl I had a crush on. 6:00 AM in the morning, riding the bus to school. I was extremely tired so I nodded off, wake up and I'm vomiting everywhere.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mitsuhide wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I was sick all today and even had to leave work early because of the taco bell I ate for lunch yesterday. Don't think I'll be eating fast food for a very long time.

    I don't care if they still have it or not, I swear to God, one day I will eat one of those Crunchwrap Supreme things.

    They look so tasty.


    They were okay.

    Those new taquito things they have suck ass.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Righte wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I hear plump chicks are good at that.
    Why is that?

    if you're not the best outfielder ever by god you better be a damn good hitter

    This is why I'm so well versed in the cunnalingual arts.

    Yeah, I'm a fatty, and not the best looking fatty at that, but if a girl can get over it long enough to let me chow down, suddenly I'm not so unattractive.

    #pipe on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    pipe girls will get up for a guy who will get down

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    pipe girls will get up for a guy who will get down

    You don't have to tell me that

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    #pipe on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bears high fiving Bunnies

    a new vision of heaven

    #pipe on
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Bears high fiving Bunnies

    a new vision of heaven

    Sounds like Stephen Colbert's hell.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Bears high fiving Bunnies

    a new vision of heaven

    I thought the new vision of heaven was alligators popping wheelies.
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    there should be a hand sticking out of that reptile's mouth

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    there should be a hand sticking out of that reptile's mouth

    Why?

    He's putting all his effort into popping wheelies.

    Who has time for eating people when you're popping wheelies?

    Didn't we cover this subject like two years ago?

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wasn't the "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" originally from a Frank Zappa album?

    Man, there's this joint in the middle of nowhere on highway 11 to Toronto, called Webers, and it's built in an old trainyard, and it's pretty good. I think they've started selling frozen burgers. It's basically great because it's a nice pit stop if you're taking a trip.

    I ate my first fast food hamburger in like, 6 years the other day. It was awesomely good.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Davoid wrote: »
    Wasn't the "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" originally from a Frank Zappa album?


    No, Zappa actually named an album after that very magazine. It's not a great album, but it's okay. Overnite Sensation is better.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Davoid wrote: »
    Wasn't the "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" originally from a Frank Zappa album?


    No, Zappa actually named an album after that very magazine. It's not a great album, but it's okay. Overnite Sensation is better.


    Ah, ok, that was bothering me, I was like "Wait, which came first?"

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    Penguin's father, folks. Let's give him a hand.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wow, Penguin

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