A brief excerpt from "Dangerous thoughts when you're single in your late twenties "
Why am I putting this soup into a bowl now?It's already done. I'm just making more dishes. I could just stand right here and eat it out of the pot with this big spoon. . .
A brief excerpt from "Dangerous thoughts when you're single in your late twenties "
Why am I putting this soup into a bowl now?It's already done. I'm just making more dishes. I could just stand right here and eat it out of the pot with this big spoon. . ,
A brief excerpt from "Dangerous thoughts when you're single in your late twenties "
Why am I putting this soup into a bowl now?It's already done. I'm just making more dishes. I could just stand right here and eat it out of the pot with this big spoon. . ,
yeah I'm running a red patchy beard at the moment, it's probably giving my viewers a +4 on their age perception roll (after factoring other elements in) but when they see me again after I shave in a week it'll be like a -2
given a wager with friends I'm obligated to have a mustache (sans beard) for the first time in my life on December 5
I'm not sure which hat to pair with a soup catcher
You olds are just bitter you can't get with girls my age because you can't get with the animes
I used to be with the animes. But then they changed what the animes was. Now what I'm with isn't the animes. And what the animes is is weird and scary to me.
You olds are just bitter you can't get with girls my age because you can't get with the animes
I used to be with the animes. But then they changed what the animes was. Now what I'm with isn't the animes. And what the animes is is weird and scary to me.
This is me and the Republican Party.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
You olds are just bitter you can't get with girls my age because you can't get with the animes
I used to be with the animes. But then they changed what the animes was. Now what I'm with isn't the animes. And what the animes is is weird and scary to me.
This is me and the Republican Party.
It fits many things!
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Today I was conversing with a 21 year old about anime.
She was like okay what are the good ones
And in my wise old age I said none of them.
But she kept insisting and naming "good" ones . Can confirm. They are a miserable lot.
where's the grand jury indictment when you need one
it's pretty great
Check for Benjamin Button syndrome
so I may have to look into nursery care late in life
The trick is to shuffle between beard, mustache and clean shaven
Why am I putting this soup into a bowl now?It's already done. I'm just making more dishes. I could just stand right here and eat it out of the pot with this big spoon. . .
The beginning of the end
You should be celebrating that you have something in common with the olds.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
given a wager with friends I'm obligated to have a mustache (sans beard) for the first time in my life on December 5
I'm not sure which hat to pair with a soup catcher
I used to be with the animes. But then they changed what the animes was. Now what I'm with isn't the animes. And what the animes is is weird and scary to me.
dorian?
Cold.
This is me and the Republican Party.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Exactly what I meant. It's even a bigger more efficient spoon.
The heat went out of life a long time ago.
It fits many things!
Local man found in his pantry today, apparently unable to choose between minestrone and chicken noodle. He was 49.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Its mixed. Turns out it is harder work waxing than I thought.
I really should watch some videos
Put the half-finished can into fridge to give the empty pizza box company and create the appearance of food.
*pours out a Campbells on the sidewalk*
That is profoundly sad, DUE. I am so proud of you.
It was at that moment he realised there was a third option.
ty ty.
It takes a really good imagination.
I'm 29 and people keep thinking I'm fresh outta high school.
I started sporting a goatee about a month ago, and suddenly now I don't get carded all the time and such.
Facial hair really does make you look older, if it's full enough.
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