It is vinegar, cream and oil. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH FOR?
just give me the vinegar and oil
NEVER
i would rather eat avocado
or hummus (but hummus is actually good)
Avocados are the worst though.
But of we're talking about bad things that are everywhere, then cilantro/coriander is the winner.
Coriander, a short play
Chef: Apo, would you like everything to taste like soap?
Apo: No. That would be awful.
Chef: But I already put coriander in everything
Apo:
not liking cilantro is literally a marker of having inferior genes fyi hth
nintendo makes a lot of money because they sell the consoles at a profit and then sell lots of first party titles
They are so loaded with franchises that can each individually sell an entire system by themselves that they have a franchise based on their franchises that is so popular it sells people Wii Us
I used to hate basically everything MS back in the browser war days, but over time (and major improvements to their software) I have come to accept MS office and windows. I like the surface a lot too and even like win mobile, for at least doing something different instead of aping iOS. But I just don't have any positive feelings towards them as a gaming company. Some of my favorite gaming experiences from last gen were on the 360 (FO:NV, Skyrim, Rockband) but I just don't associate them with the 360. Probably because I could have played them on another system if I wanted to. The 360 is the only console I ever owned that I don't have strong associations with though.
To be honest, it's probably lingering bad feelings towards MS over (1) buying Bungie and killing Myth/the real vision of Halo, (2) them paying lots of money to get Bioware to make console games and (3) Morrowind becoming a crossover hit, leading to Oblivion. Those are three of the events in gaming history that I most wish could be changed, and I'll probably never really like MS as a gaming company because of them.
but bioware making console games is what led to the objectively superior action and player-skill based combat the modern dragon age and mass effect series have given us
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
Did pretty shitty on black Friday tho. But Xbone price drop kinda carried the day.
Not anti-Nintendo, just spewing internet bile at them.
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
+2
Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
every console has a lot of shovelware
real talk if you buy a nintendo console and get anything other than first party titles and maybe a handful of third party exclusives you are doing it wrong
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
i worked at a videostore w/ a friend and we got free rentals at the height of the wii craze
so
many
unplayable
games
we tried 3 a night just to fuck with 'em
even nintendo branded games were complete and utter pieces of unplayable-ness
Not anti-Nintendo, just spewing internet bile at them.
I'd say "they should be shut down and sold for parts" is pretty harsh for a company that has so much money they could masturbate for 40 years before going broke
the same kind of risk that gave us the lackluster Wii-U gave us the DS
it just didnt pay off this time
override367 on
+1
spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I am 99% certain that I will never own a Nintendo system again unless my son wants one when he is older. But I am hopeful he won't.
I would consider a Nintendo handheld one day, if they made something that was actually a piece of contemporary technology and that looked like it.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
the console i'm most interested in buying is the ps3, because it can play guilty gear xrd and a bunch of other anime fighters
i declare sony the winner of the console wars.
I just bought a PS3 instead of any of that new shit.
I mean, it's going to play Persona 5. I don't know what more you could want.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
@override367 have you noticed that their mobile systems are ahead of the curve and their consoles are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY behind it
It is vinegar, cream and oil. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH FOR?
just give me the vinegar and oil
NEVER
i would rather eat avocado
or hummus (but hummus is actually good)
Avocados are the worst though.
But of we're talking about bad things that are everywhere, then cilantro/coriander is the winner.
Coriander, a short play
Chef: Apo, would you like everything to taste like soap?
Apo: No. That would be awful.
Chef: But I already put coriander in everything
Apo:
not liking cilantro is literally a marker of having inferior genes fyi hth
WORKING genes.
WORKING.
nah
No, really. People who find it unpalatable have a gene that allows them to taste the unpleasant notes, the gene is broken or unexpressed in those that do taste it.
OR SO I HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE BY WESTERN MEDICINE
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
NinTinder
Is the future of video game dating
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
Nintendo will be making some variant of the game boy or DS for the foreseeable future.
Wii U might be their last standalone home console though.
This means the DS3 / DSWii will be the only place to play Zelda / Mario / etc.
Maybe they will make a chrome cast-like dongle so you can play them on the TV, but there is no reason for them to try making another home console.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
It is vinegar, cream and oil. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH FOR?
just give me the vinegar and oil
NEVER
i would rather eat avocado
or hummus (but hummus is actually good)
Avocados are the worst though.
But of we're talking about bad things that are everywhere, then cilantro/coriander is the winner.
Coriander, a short play
Chef: Apo, would you like everything to taste like soap?
Apo: No. That would be awful.
Chef: But I already put coriander in everything
Apo:
not liking cilantro is literally a marker of having inferior genes fyi hth
WORKING genes.
WORKING.
nah
No, really. People who find it unpalatable have a gene that allows them to taste the unpleasant notes, the gene is broken or unexpressed in those that do taste it.
OR SO I HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE BY WESTERN MEDICINE
Pffft
Western medicine doesn't even acknowledge the supremacy of chakra energy
It is vinegar, cream and oil. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH FOR?
just give me the vinegar and oil
NEVER
i would rather eat avocado
or hummus (but hummus is actually good)
Avocados are the worst though.
But of we're talking about bad things that are everywhere, then cilantro/coriander is the winner.
Coriander, a short play
Chef: Apo, would you like everything to taste like soap?
Apo: No. That would be awful.
Chef: But I already put coriander in everything
Apo:
not liking cilantro is literally a marker of having inferior genes fyi hth
WORKING genes.
WORKING.
nah
No, really. People who find it unpalatable have a gene that allows them to taste the unpleasant notes, the gene is broken or unexpressed in those that do taste it.
OR SO I HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE BY WESTERN MEDICINE
Yes you have a gene that makes cilantro taste bad
And the rest of humanity are the broken ones...
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
+3
Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
It is vinegar, cream and oil. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH FOR?
just give me the vinegar and oil
NEVER
i would rather eat avocado
or hummus (but hummus is actually good)
Avocados are the worst though.
But of we're talking about bad things that are everywhere, then cilantro/coriander is the winner.
Coriander, a short play
Chef: Apo, would you like everything to taste like soap?
Apo: No. That would be awful.
Chef: But I already put coriander in everything
Apo:
not liking cilantro is literally a marker of having inferior genes fyi hth
WORKING genes.
WORKING.
nah
No, really. People who find it unpalatable have a gene that allows them to taste the unpleasant notes, the gene is broken or unexpressed in those that do taste it.
OR SO I HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE BY WESTERN MEDICINE
Pffft
Western medicine doesn't even acknowledge the supremacy of chakra energy
OR SHOULD I SAY THE SICKNESS INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
+1
OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
It is vinegar, cream and oil. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH FOR?
just give me the vinegar and oil
NEVER
i would rather eat avocado
or hummus (but hummus is actually good)
Avocados are the worst though.
But of we're talking about bad things that are everywhere, then cilantro/coriander is the winner.
Coriander, a short play
Chef: Apo, would you like everything to taste like soap?
Apo: No. That would be awful.
Chef: But I already put coriander in everything
Apo:
not liking cilantro is literally a marker of having inferior genes fyi hth
WORKING genes.
WORKING.
nah
No, really. People who find it unpalatable have a gene that allows them to taste the unpleasant notes, the gene is broken or unexpressed in those that do taste it.
OR SO I HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE BY WESTERN MEDICINE
being able to taste otherwise undetectable unpleasantness is the worst mutant power.
i'd prefer nintendo to go back to making consoles 'for me' but i don't think they will because they make money doing their own thing and why try to be microsoft and sony and lose money and do poorly
also i don't think i'd buy a nintendo console even if it pushed all the flops because i'm not really a console gamer anymore. IT AIN'T IN ME NO MO'
Not anti-Nintendo, just spewing internet bile at them.
I'd say "they should be shut down and sold for parts" is pretty harsh for a company that has so much money they could masturbate for 40 years before going broke
the same kind of risk that gave us the lackluster Wii-U gave us the DS
it just didnt pay off this time
I personally agree with Syndalis' vision for the future of Nintendo, in which they just straight transition to a hand-held console that can be played on the TV and sell that exclusively.
God knows Nintendo does better when they're playing their own game instead of Microsoft and Sony's.
+1
OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
i'd prefer nintendo to go back to making consoles 'for me' but i don't think they will because they make money doing their own thing and why try to be microsoft and sony and lose money and do poorly
also i don't think i'd buy a nintendo console even if it was pushed all the flops because i'm not really a console gamer anymore. IT AIN'T IN ME NO MO'
i think it's more their extreme hubris at this point
It is vinegar, cream and oil. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH FOR?
just give me the vinegar and oil
NEVER
i would rather eat avocado
or hummus (but hummus is actually good)
Avocados are the worst though.
But of we're talking about bad things that are everywhere, then cilantro/coriander is the winner.
Coriander, a short play
Chef: Apo, would you like everything to taste like soap?
Apo: No. That would be awful.
Chef: But I already put coriander in everything
Apo:
not liking cilantro is literally a marker of having inferior genes fyi hth
WORKING genes.
WORKING.
nah
No, really. People who find it unpalatable have a gene that allows them to taste the unpleasant notes, the gene is broken or unexpressed in those that do taste it.
OR SO I HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE BY WESTERN MEDICINE
being able to taste otherwise undetectable unpleasantness is the worst mutant power.
Pretty sure not being able to taste it is the mutant power. Either way, yes it sucks.
Also there are people who cannot smell the effect that asparagus has on urine and also people who are unaffected by the consumption of asparagus.
These traits can be combined in all the different permutations too. Which just goes to show evolution is a mother
i'd prefer nintendo to go back to making consoles 'for me' but i don't think they will because they make money doing their own thing and why try to be microsoft and sony and lose money and do poorly
also i don't think i'd buy a nintendo console even if it was pushed all the flops because i'm not really a console gamer anymore. IT AIN'T IN ME NO MO'
The 3DS is about as 'for me' as video game consoles come.
I commonly stare at it in amazement because it is everything I ever wanted as a child.
I mean, yeah, it's super mundane and not very impressive technology nowadays, but back in 1996 it would've been beyond my wildest dreams.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
it would be fun for someone, maybe @tyrannus, to pull Sony's records from 15+ years ago when the PS and PS2 were top of the heap and we can extrapolate how they'll never have to sell all their parts and be a poor shell of their former self
Nintendo was lol worthy for me when I read the report about how no one at Nintendo Japan knew what PSN or XBL were, they were trying to build an online infrastructure for the Wii U and never even knew their competitors much less looked at the services.
bloodyroarxx on
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
While I do t agree with lots of Nintendo's decisions lately, I respect that they have a vision for their platforms and they stick to it. I think it is pretty weak how MS backpedaled from their visions of an internet only gaming and entertainment hub to a more conventional console that even dropped the kinect to compete with Sony on price. It probably makes more business sense than sticking with the vision, but it shows less integrity IMO.
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nah
I mean, it sold me one.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/wii-u-sales-reach-7-3m-3ds-sales-hit-45m/1100-6423241/
Go play smash bros
but bioware making console games is what led to the objectively superior action and player-skill based combat the modern dragon age and mass effect series have given us
real talk if you buy a nintendo console and get anything other than first party titles and maybe a handful of third party exclusives you are doing it wrong
so
many
unplayable
games
we tried 3 a night just to fuck with 'em
even nintendo branded games were complete and utter pieces of unplayable-ness
I'd say "they should be shut down and sold for parts" is pretty harsh for a company that has so much money they could masturbate for 40 years before going broke
the same kind of risk that gave us the lackluster Wii-U gave us the DS
it just didnt pay off this time
I would consider a Nintendo handheld one day, if they made something that was actually a piece of contemporary technology and that looked like it.
yeah, have you seen their last two consoles
i am anti those
they suck.
I was considering a WiiU and almost picked up a PS4 before going with nothing. I don't think they were up to doing any interesting sales this weekend.
I just bought a PS3 instead of any of that new shit.
I mean, it's going to play Persona 5. I don't know what more you could want.
being able to play zelda or smush bruddas on a playstation or xbox or even better, as a glorious pc master race adonis would be excellent
No, really. People who find it unpalatable have a gene that allows them to taste the unpleasant notes, the gene is broken or unexpressed in those that do taste it.
OR SO I HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE BY WESTERN MEDICINE
Is the future of video game dating
Wii U might be their last standalone home console though.
This means the DS3 / DSWii will be the only place to play Zelda / Mario / etc.
Maybe they will make a chrome cast-like dongle so you can play them on the TV, but there is no reason for them to try making another home console.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Pffft
Western medicine doesn't even acknowledge the supremacy of chakra energy
it could be a while before that happens though
Yes you have a gene that makes cilantro taste bad
And the rest of humanity are the broken ones...
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
OR SHOULD I SAY THE SICKNESS INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
the kinect is surprisingly the most powerful motion capture stuff out there for commercial use i guess http://architizer.com/blog/the-militarys-newest-architectural-tool/
being able to taste otherwise undetectable unpleasantness is the worst mutant power.
also i don't think i'd buy a nintendo console even if it pushed all the flops because i'm not really a console gamer anymore. IT AIN'T IN ME NO MO'
I personally agree with Syndalis' vision for the future of Nintendo, in which they just straight transition to a hand-held console that can be played on the TV and sell that exclusively.
God knows Nintendo does better when they're playing their own game instead of Microsoft and Sony's.
i think it's more their extreme hubris at this point
i gave up on any hope of the wii-u when i read articles like this 2 years ago: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-06-07-nintendo-human-resources-must-approve-your-miiverse-posts
they thought 30 minutes from sending to receiving a message online was acceptable
Pretty sure not being able to taste it is the mutant power. Either way, yes it sucks.
Also there are people who cannot smell the effect that asparagus has on urine and also people who are unaffected by the consumption of asparagus.
These traits can be combined in all the different permutations too. Which just goes to show evolution is a mother
The 3DS is about as 'for me' as video game consoles come.
I commonly stare at it in amazement because it is everything I ever wanted as a child.
I mean, yeah, it's super mundane and not very impressive technology nowadays, but back in 1996 it would've been beyond my wildest dreams.