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Man Makes $900 Burger At A McDonald's Build-Your-Own Kiosk

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Quiz is have all but shut down in my area

    I don't think we have one left at all

    Also subway is fine

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    where I live, It goes Firehouse Subs
    subway --- quiznos

    ugh, the one time I ate at quiznos I thought I was going to die it was so gross.

    edit: well, I can't get rid of that line, but it illustrates my point anyway =P

    Xaquin on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    My favorite thing about the Double Down family of food products is that their naming convention is built on gambling terminology.

    "Go ahead, eat this goddamn thing. Roll the dice, fucker."

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i also never get why fast food places advertise 100% real beef

    of course it is, do you know how fucking cheap beef is, do you know how unimpressive it is to have some

    we are a society rich in beef, we destroy the land to have more beef, some of the beef we produce may in fact outlive us

    no one's impressed that you found some cheap beef, mcdonalds

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    Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    So thats what your penis looks like after being naughty with a prostitute

    After?

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    i also never get why fast food places advertise 100% real beef

    of course it is, do you know how fucking cheap beef is, do you know how unimpressive it is to have some

    we are a society rich in beef, we destroy the land to have more beef, some of the beef we produce may in fact outlive us

    no one's impressed that you found some cheap beef, mcdonalds

    They do this because people really love the "its worms/sawdust" thing

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i mean i guess if you feel the need to market to people who believe your CEO is a lizardman

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    i mean i guess if you feel the need to market to people who believe your CEO is a lizardman

    that taco bell uses some sort of fake beef is an incredibly widespread belief, not just amongst crazy people

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    the one I grew up with was that Maccas had trademarked the "100% Angus beef" label so it no longer had to be factually accurate

    which when you think about it is some dumbass shit but hey kids will believe anything.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    i mean i guess if you feel the need to market to people who believe your CEO is a lizardman

    that taco bell uses some sort of fake beef is an incredibly widespread belief, not just amongst crazy people

    They super totes use fake cheese. And I love it. I'm pretty sure it's made out of some strange nondairy creamer and vaseline. But I will continue shoveling it into my face when I want to.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I want to try the Taco-Bell breakfast menu but all the restaurants around here are KFC/Taco-Bell combo stores and they don't have it.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    it's just so much less profitable and more effort to be conspiracy theory evil

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    i mean i guess if you feel the need to market to people who believe your CEO is a lizardman

    that taco bell uses some sort of fake beef is an incredibly widespread belief, not just amongst crazy people

    my uncle who works at Nintendo tells me it's actually horse meat

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    The town next to mine serves ten pound burgers

    I hope to be there someday when someone eats the whole thing

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    We should also mention @Speed Racer‌ because I'm sure this is a stealth cross-promotion with the new Metal Gear.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    The double down really isn't that bad when you think about it.

    I mean nobody will care if you eat two bits of chicken with some dipping sauce. Add some cheese and bacon and you have a double down.

    No big deal.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    We should also mention @Speed Racer‌ because I'm sure this is a stealth cross-promotion with the new Metal Gear.

    The phantom pain is going to be exploring concepts related to torture heavily

    Much like the Big Boss sandwich tortures your arteries

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    i mean i guess if you feel the need to market to people who believe your CEO is a lizardman

    that taco bell uses some sort of fake beef is an incredibly widespread belief, not just amongst crazy people

    my uncle who works at Nintendo tells me it's actually horse meat

    How did I know Whippy would have already posted in this thread

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Xaquin wrote: »
    where I live, It goes Firehouse Subs
    subway --- quiznos

    ugh, the one time I ate at quiznos I thought I was going to die it was so gross.

    edit: well, I can't get rid of that line, but it illustrates my point anyway =P

    A trillion fucking times this

    Firehouse is a delicious sandwich made with ingredients you can't just buy at the grocery store in perfect proportion and harmony with one another to create a wondrous taste experience

    Subway is

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks4bD2RL3dM

    joshofalltrades on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    i mean i guess if you feel the need to market to people who believe your CEO is a lizardman

    that taco bell uses some sort of fake beef is an incredibly widespread belief, not just amongst crazy people

    my uncle who works at Nintendo tells me it's actually horse meat

    I'd be okay with this, horse is delicious.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I've got plenty of great sandwich shops around me; Jersey Mike's, Jimmy John's, Firehouse Subs, all worth going to.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I had Jimmy John's for lunch today.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    you could just go to a decent restaurant

    and eat good food

    When I'm out and about and absolutely cannot get home by lunch then I will generally look for one of two options: Subway or Panda Express.
    I like Panda Express.

    I haven't been to one in a long time though.

    Subway is a little dicey. That mayo sitting out at room temperature grosses me out.

    For sandwich chains, I like Quiznos.

    I don't get mayo on my Subway sandwiches, though for more health reasons than anything else. Mustard + black pepper are all the seasoning I need. And lots of veggies. They try to skimp on those and I have to tell them to load up those onions, olives, and pickles.

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    i'm still waiting on this one

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    Helios127Helios127 Registered User regular
    Hell, I'd still eat it.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    i'm still waiting on this one

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    I bet you could get it added to the menu here:

    http://gourdoughs.com/menu/main-menu

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    i'm still waiting on this one

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    I bet you could get it added to the menu here:

    http://gourdoughs.com/menu/main-menu
    you know... that menu is filled with stuff I would generally avoid but

    i want to try so many things on that menu

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    i'm still waiting on this one

    *dognut*

    I bet you could get it added to the menu here:

    http://gourdoughs.com/menu/main-menu
    you know... that menu is filled with stuff I would generally avoid but

    i want to try so many things on that menu

    It's so good.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    I'm sorry. I apologize.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    SyphonBlue wrote: »

    i've had that, i wasn't impressed, but it seemed like the safer option over the pulled pork.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    also, for some reason the KFCs around here have pulled pork sandwiches.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wendy's pulled pork sandwiches weren't terrible.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Pulled pork, to me, has always sounded like a sex act of some kind. Is that why you like Wendy's pulled pork sandwiches, Raijin? Because of sex stuff?

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    fast food thread, am i strange for absolutely loving 7-11 philly cheesesteak taquitos

    i feel like thats even a step down from mcdonalds and its ilk

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    cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    My eating habits would make a dietician weep, and even I wouldnt fucking eat that.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Wendy's is the best national fast food place

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    also i don't get why places up here make a big deal about using canadian farmers

    should i be impressed that you strongarmed them into matching cheap american prices because the alternative was their product not being bought

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    also i don't get why places up here make a big deal about using canadian farmers

    should i be impressed that you strongarmed them into matching cheap american prices because the alternative was their product not being bought

    we got higher food and safety standards leading to us not using the same methods of productions a lot of large American farms use.

    This gives an illusion of being of a much higher quality. Check out our DNA Free Canadian Beef!

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    COWS HAVE DNA

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Not this one! It was raised on Free Range Salt!

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