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fizzle [Chat]

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA mod
edited January 2015 in Debate and/or Discourse
Do you like lace?

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fizzle [Chat] 69 votes

Ew
14% 10 votes
Gross
10% 7 votes
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    so I was seriously thinking that eddy's knowledge of fizzing must have been gained through illicit means

    but then I forgot the word and did a GIS for fizzle instead

    and found some stuff

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    I guess there's a transformer named fizzle

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    this dragon came up too which I think we can all agree is part of some dragon/car sex comics

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    what I can only assume is a picture of john mccain, guts a-fizzlin

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    putin riding a bear with no shirt on

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    a really really tiny teddy bear

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    also eddy told me to make the chat because he is in class
    eddy wrote:
    can you make the new chat
    i am far too APPARENTLY DISAFFECTED AND DRUGGED UP TO MAKE A SENSIBLE POST

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    making a thread for others to post in is too fascist for me

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    So, what are some cool apps/games to get on iOS?

    I just now got a phone that's actually, like, y'know, not complete shitfuck.

    21stCentury on
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    oh my god the comments section of this video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    anyways, @skippydumptruck i try to stay away from those kinds of convos at work, but I get dragged in somehow. The crazier ideas I was posting was from a documentary all my co-workers watched (and I guess believe). My mom has always been more okay with male homosexuality than female homosexuality. Heck, she's not even down for bisexuality. Her words to me when discussing my dead cousin's ex-girlfriend now dating a woman and me going "Maybe she's bisexual" was "You really shouldn't flip flop like that"

    o_o

    o_o

    o_o

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    I've been awake for less than two hours

    clearly chinese food is the correct answer

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    mim have you learned nothing from the tango maureen

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    wow, you must have been REAL gross before

    let's go back in our time machine

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular

    Now i'm hungry.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular

    Now i'm hungry.

    Hi, hungry, i'm dad.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    anyways, @skippydumptruck i try to stay away from those kinds of convos at work, but I get dragged in somehow. The crazier ideas I was posting was from a documentary all my co-workers watched (and I guess believe). My mom has always been more okay with male homosexuality than female homosexuality. Heck, she's not even down for bisexuality. Her words to me when discussing my dead cousin's ex-girlfriend now dating a woman and me going "Maybe she's bisexual" was "You really shouldn't flip flop like that"

    o_o

    o_o

    o_o

    This is a common sentiment =/

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    mim have you learned nothing from the tango maureen

    wtf is the tango maureen

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    anyways, @skippydumptruck i try to stay away from those kinds of convos at work, but I get dragged in somehow. The crazier ideas I was posting was from a documentary all my co-workers watched (and I guess believe). My mom has always been more okay with male homosexuality than female homosexuality. Heck, she's not even down for bisexuality. Her words to me when discussing my dead cousin's ex-girlfriend now dating a woman and me going "Maybe she's bisexual" was "You really shouldn't flip flop like that"

    o_o

    o_o

    o_o

    Stop getting dragged in though

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    oh my god the comments section of this video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

    Don't read the comment sections on You Tube, or anywhere.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    oh my god the comments section of this video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

    Don't read the comment sections on You Tube, or anywhere.

    wait isn't this all one big comments section

    DO YOU EVEN READ MY POSTS

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    anyways, @skippydumptruck i try to stay away from those kinds of convos at work, but I get dragged in somehow. The crazier ideas I was posting was from a documentary all my co-workers watched (and I guess believe). My mom has always been more okay with male homosexuality than female homosexuality. Heck, she's not even down for bisexuality. Her words to me when discussing my dead cousin's ex-girlfriend now dating a woman and me going "Maybe she's bisexual" was "You really shouldn't flip flop like that"

    o_o

    o_o

    o_o

    are you allowed to say "Excuse me, I have to go slam my dick in a drawer" at work?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    why do people try to share opinions in work

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    oh my god the comments section of this video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

    Don't read the comment sections on You Tube, or anywhere.

    Always read the comments. They're there even if you don't look.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    why do people try to share opinions in work

    also bible verses

    whyyyyyyy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    maybe that's more of a southern american thing i dunno

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    oh my god the comments section of this video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

    Don't read the comment sections on You Tube, or anywhere.
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    herp derp extension is love, herp derp extension is life

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    anyways, @skippydumptruck i try to stay away from those kinds of convos at work, but I get dragged in somehow. The crazier ideas I was posting was from a documentary all my co-workers watched (and I guess believe). My mom has always been more okay with male homosexuality than female homosexuality. Heck, she's not even down for bisexuality. Her words to me when discussing my dead cousin's ex-girlfriend now dating a woman and me going "Maybe she's bisexual" was "You really shouldn't flip flop like that"

    o_o

    o_o

    o_o

    Stop getting dragged in though

    I try! But my job actually requires me to be attached to my desk the majority of the time. While i'm there, I try to have nice positive conversations, but once it steers towards racism or homosexuality, there are only so many times I can run to the fuckin' bathroom before it becomes a problem. If i ignore my supervisor, she comes and slams on my desk to make sure I'm paying attention to what she has to say. So even when I got headphones in, she does this (she does this to EVERYONE under her). I take my headphones out thinking it's work related and it's normally gossip or some shit like this. When I go into the break room for lunch, she wants to talk ALL THE TIME and if I'm in my phone she begins going "WHAT'S SO GREAT IN YOUR PHONE, REAL LIFE IS OUT HERE, FUCKING IDIOTS THINK IT'S SO GREAT BEING IN OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVE ONLINE AND NOT LIVING THEIR OWN" and on and on and on and she rallies against social media as well.

    Like, i don't think you guys understand, I cannot fucking escape this shit. The majority of my posts I make in here? I'm on the toilet. She's beyond loud, and even when she was told politely to quiet down, she gets louder. Either it's "I'M GONNA SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA SAY" or "I GUESS I'M JUST TOO BLACK FOR (one of her supervisors)" and all this other shit.

    and my other coworker, I get along with her the most, if I can keep her off those topics. The rest of my coworkers like our supervisor, but want her to stop being so racist/homophobic loudly. She doesn't have to stop, she just has to stop being loud about it, for them to be okay with it. I try to delve into geek shit, and it's well received most of the time, but my supervisor likes to dominate the conversation.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    oh my god the comments section of this video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

    Don't read the comment sections on You Tube, or anywhere.

    no, read the comments on this one

    I'm almost convinced the onion has started commenting on their own videos

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    oh my god the comments section of this video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

    Don't read the comment sections on You Tube, or anywhere.

    why? they're hilarious

    these idiots are getting into such a tizzy because they think it's real

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Can we just ban all the.jailed people?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    are you job hunting mim

    you should be job hunting

    it doesn't have to be like this

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    someone tried to talk to me about music in work and was all "how amazing does the blah blah blah lineup look" and they got all offended when i said something like "oh yeah, not really my cuppa tea but should be fun"

    i should have full on i wish i was at home listening to swans'd them

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Mim wrote: »
    anyways, skippydumptruck i try to stay away from those kinds of convos at work, but I get dragged in somehow. The crazier ideas I was posting was from a documentary all my co-workers watched (and I guess believe). My mom has always been more okay with male homosexuality than female homosexuality. Heck, she's not even down for bisexuality. Her words to me when discussing my dead cousin's ex-girlfriend now dating a woman and me going "Maybe she's bisexual" was "You really shouldn't flip flop like that"

    o_o

    o_o

    o_o
    pick a side john kerry

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    why do people try to share opinions in work

    also bible verses

    whyyyyyyy

    but Chanus they are the direct word of the divine in this world
    Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing, provided they continue in faith and love and holiness, with modesty.

    (note to christians: that is from the New Testament so your usual dodge of "all the bad stuff is in that icky old testament we never read" doesn't apply)

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    oh my god the comments section of this video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

    Don't read the comment sections on You Tube, or anywhere.

    I literally do not understand why some of you haven't installed the Herp Derp Comments extension for chrome.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    are you job hunting mim

    you should be job hunting

    it doesn't have to be like this

    I'm not, currently. I was going to hold out for another 3 months and then start. My resume is so spotty, that I fear I'll be looked at as inconsistent.

    I mean, there are days when I actually beg silently to work with all white people, but I'm sure that comes with its own problems.

    I just want liberal, not so extremist diverse folks. A fellow black or puerto rican woman to silently give a knowing nod to, but a white girl friend I can joke with too.

    I JUST WANT MY AMERICAN DREAM

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular

    I like the one that is covered in all the stuff.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    anyways, @skippydumptruck i try to stay away from those kinds of convos at work, but I get dragged in somehow. The crazier ideas I was posting was from a documentary all my co-workers watched (and I guess believe). My mom has always been more okay with male homosexuality than female homosexuality. Heck, she's not even down for bisexuality. Her words to me when discussing my dead cousin's ex-girlfriend now dating a woman and me going "Maybe she's bisexual" was "You really shouldn't flip flop like that"

    o_o

    o_o

    o_o

    Stop getting dragged in though

    I try! But my job actually requires me to be attached to my desk the majority of the time. While i'm there, I try to have nice positive conversations, but once it steers towards racism or homosexuality, there are only so many times I can run to the fuckin' bathroom before it becomes a problem. If i ignore my supervisor, she comes and slams on my desk to make sure I'm paying attention to what she has to say. So even when I got headphones in, she does this (she does this to EVERYONE under her). I take my headphones out thinking it's work related and it's normally gossip or some shit like this. When I go into the break room for lunch, she wants to talk ALL THE TIME and if I'm in my phone she begins going "WHAT'S SO GREAT IN YOUR PHONE, REAL LIFE IS OUT HERE, FUCKING IDIOTS THINK IT'S SO GREAT BEING IN OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVE ONLINE AND NOT LIVING THEIR OWN" and on and on and on and she rallies against social media as well.

    Like, i don't think you guys understand, I cannot fucking escape this shit. The majority of my posts I make in here? I'm on the toilet. She's beyond loud, and even when she was told politely to quiet down, she gets louder. Either it's "I'M GONNA SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA SAY" or "I GUESS I'M JUST TOO BLACK FOR (one of her supervisors)" and all this other shit.

    and my other coworker, I get along with her the most, if I can keep her off those topics. The rest of my coworkers like our supervisor, but want her to stop being so racist/homophobic loudly. She doesn't have to stop, she just has to stop being loud about it, for them to be okay with it. I try to delve into geek shit, and it's well received most of the time, but my supervisor likes to dominate the conversation.

    Hmmm... An advantage of hooking up with a lady or two would mean you could sue for harassment.

    I think.

    Or probably already the racism thing....

    Wait till your probation period is up, and start filing HR complaints.


    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    why do people try to share opinions in work

    also bible verses

    whyyyyyyy

    but Chanus they are the direct word of the divine in this world
    Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing, provided they continue in faith and love and holiness, with modesty.

    (note to christians: that is from the New Testament so your usual dodge of "all the bad stuff is in that icky old testament we never read" doesn't apply)

    srsly though, like our monthly newsletter includes a bible verse

    boss posts stuff on the timeclock so everyone will see it

    keep that shit in your pants weirdo this is a workplace

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    anyways, skippydumptruck i try to stay away from those kinds of convos at work, but I get dragged in somehow. The crazier ideas I was posting was from a documentary all my co-workers watched (and I guess believe). My mom has always been more okay with male homosexuality than female homosexuality. Heck, she's not even down for bisexuality. Her words to me when discussing my dead cousin's ex-girlfriend now dating a woman and me going "Maybe she's bisexual" was "You really shouldn't flip flop like that"

    o_o

    o_o

    o_o
    pick a side john kerry

    I love my mom, I do. My dad seems to be in denial about some of her prejudices though. I once told him my sis nor I think my mom would be okay if either of us dated a woman, and he was like "that's not true", but when I even said a hint of dating a woman if she was awesome and we matched up my mom was like "THEN BE FRIENDS WITH HER, DON'T DATE HER."

    like, this can't all stem from the time my lesbian babysitter stalked my mom, but I'm quite sure that didn't help matters.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    why do people try to share opinions in work

    also bible verses

    whyyyyyyy

    but Chanus they are the direct word of the divine in this world
    Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing, provided they continue in faith and love and holiness, with modesty.

    (note to christians: that is from the New Testament so your usual dodge of "all the bad stuff is in that icky old testament we never read" doesn't apply)

    aren't 1 and 2 Timothy of decidedly disputed authorship though

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    why do people try to share opinions in work

    also bible verses

    whyyyyyyy

    but Chanus they are the direct word of the divine in this world
    Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing, provided they continue in faith and love and holiness, with modesty.

    (note to christians: that is from the New Testament so your usual dodge of "all the bad stuff is in that icky old testament we never read" doesn't apply)

    aren't 1 and 2 Timothy of decidedly disputed authorship though

    well i mean

    the whole thing

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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