Inevitably I just end up naming all the animals that move in terrible things and wishing the game would just let me murder that fucking raccoon already
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
a) that's literally what a garnish is, and my complaint is about using it as a garnish
b) it was totally just soaking in the drink anyway, yum pepperoni cocktail
deebs, make it happen...i need a Papa John's cocktail, stat
Papa johns Cocktail
Bloody Mary, dusted with parmesan cheese, garnished with a bread stick.
everything you drink/do/see/hear at a frat party is bad.
If there is a hell, it's a frat party.
One time my cousin was at a basement frat party, and threw up into her hands while she was on the dance floor, but no one noticed so she--I kid you not--threw it on the floor and fled back to her dorm.
Later, her roommate came home and told her: "I was at this party tonight, and it was SO DISGUSTING. I never want to go out to another frat party. Everyone was so drunk, and it was so humid, and it smelled so bad. And when I tried to dance, I slipped and FELL in SOMEONE'S VOMIT."
Well that reminds me.
I got very drunk during the Halloween of my undergrad senior year.
My best guess is that I realized I should sleep off how drunk I had become. But I am not sure what I was thinking. I do not remember.
I have been told that then-girlfriend found me sleeping halfway up the stairs to her apartment, right next to a puddle of vomit; probably mine. She tried to wake me but could not. She gave up. Hours later I knocked and she let me in.
Post-blackout, my first memory is resting on her couch, eating a bowl of delicious ramen that she had just handed me.
And still she ended up marrying me.
that's a keeper right there
(as you apparently figured out)
(PS: it's danger zone when someone's been vomiting and you can't wake them up even when you try)
Like, maybe-call-an-ambulance danger zone? I had severely underestimated some jungle juice; maybe an ambulance would've been smart.
She couldn't move me much, but IIRC she propped me up so that I wouldn't choke if I threw up again, put a coat on me, and checked up every so often.
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I'd be pretty fine with more nerd-themed non-gaming cultural things
like nerd bars or clubs or whatever
if nerd culture wasn't so fucking toxic and terrible
I mean, there's a cool barcade here called headquarters that is filled with good machines, some laminated comic books, and a massive craft beer list and the clientele is decisively not gross or awful
I think the toxic and terrible portion of nerd culture doesn't really go out to bars, so these spaces tend to be populated mostly by people I like and non-nerds who are there for the novelty
Inevitably I just end up naming all the animals that move in terrible things and wishing the game would just let me murder that fucking raccoon already
this sounds like someone i know............
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
I'd be pretty fine with more nerd-themed non-gaming cultural things
like nerd bars or clubs or whatever
if nerd culture wasn't so fucking toxic and terrible
I mean, there's a cool barcade here called headquarters that is filled with good machines, some laminated comic books, and a massive craft beer list and the clientele is decisively not gross or awful
I think the toxic and terrible portion of nerd culture doesn't really go out to bars, so these spaces tend to be populated mostly by people I like and non-nerds who are there for the novelty
As a toxic nerd, this is true, i never go outside of my mom's basement.
Inevitably I just end up naming all the animals that move in terrible things and wishing the game would just let me murder that fucking raccoon already
this sounds like someone i know............
Fuck these needy-ass villagers. Learn some civic fucking responsibility once in a while. Pay your goddamn taxes.
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ChelleYeahMrs. LudiousLiving it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered Userregular
OH GOD NO
my dad sent me an email. "tell me if this book cover looks good enough for me to invest money in printing a book."
he has been writing terrible poetry and posting it on facebook for the past 2 or 3 years. all these women who work with under him tell him how good it is and how wonderful he is every time he posts it. family members block his posts because they know its crappy and they know what kind of person he really is.
Inevitably I just end up naming all the animals that move in terrible things and wishing the game would just let me murder that fucking raccoon already
Inevitably I just end up naming all the animals that move in terrible things and wishing the game would just let me murder that fucking raccoon already
this sounds like someone i know............
I'm not saying I want a Tom Nook murder simulator or anything but
everything you drink/do/see/hear at a frat party is bad.
If there is a hell, it's a frat party.
One time my cousin was at a basement frat party, and threw up into her hands while she was on the dance floor, but no one noticed so she--I kid you not--threw it on the floor and fled back to her dorm.
Later, her roommate came home and told her: "I was at this party tonight, and it was SO DISGUSTING. I never want to go out to another frat party. Everyone was so drunk, and it was so humid, and it smelled so bad. And when I tried to dance, I slipped and FELL in SOMEONE'S VOMIT."
Well that reminds me.
I got very drunk during the Halloween of my undergrad senior year.
My best guess is that I realized I should sleep off how drunk I had become. But I am not sure what I was thinking. I do not remember.
I have been told that then-girlfriend found me sleeping halfway up the stairs to her apartment, right next to a puddle of vomit; probably mine. She tried to wake me but could not. She gave up. Hours later I knocked and she let me in.
Post-blackout, my first memory is resting on her couch, eating a bowl of delicious ramen that she had just handed me.
And still she ended up marrying me.
that's a keeper right there
(as you apparently figured out)
(PS: it's danger zone when someone's been vomiting and you can't wake them up even when you try)
Like, maybe-call-an-ambulance danger zone? I had severely underestimated some jungle juice; maybe an ambulance would've been smart.
She couldn't move me much, but IIRC she propped me up so that I wouldn't choke if I threw up again, put a coat on me, and checked up every so often.
If you can't get someone to regain consciousness, then you're supposed to call an ambulance yeah (although that's different from 'they just don't want to be awake'). There's a whole bunch of signs that I used to know back when this was more relevant to my interests--blue lips, slow breathing, extreme confusion and inability to focus eyes, etc.
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
Well, I immediately regret the time i spent turning the main theme from Chrono Trigger into a ringtone...
Why am I not okay with my nerdiness? it's not like anyone will ever hear that ringtone other than me... or like that ringtone will ever be used at all.
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Inevitably I just end up naming all the animals that move in terrible things and wishing the game would just let me murder that fucking raccoon already
man that's almost kind of worse
garnishes that can't be eaten or are not meant to be enjoyed are stupid
i want to just place my mouth at the side of the plate and hoover everything up
the same principle applies to drinking, if i can't consume everything besides the glass it is worthless
Papa johns Cocktail
Bloody Mary, dusted with parmesan cheese, garnished with a bread stick.
Like, maybe-call-an-ambulance danger zone? I had severely underestimated some jungle juice; maybe an ambulance would've been smart.
She couldn't move me much, but IIRC she propped me up so that I wouldn't choke if I threw up again, put a coat on me, and checked up every so often.
the bittersweet and sour narrative arc accurately reflects etc etc
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I mean, there's a cool barcade here called headquarters that is filled with good machines, some laminated comic books, and a massive craft beer list and the clientele is decisively not gross or awful
I think the toxic and terrible portion of nerd culture doesn't really go out to bars, so these spaces tend to be populated mostly by people I like and non-nerds who are there for the novelty
Vokda, sparkling water, lemon juice
done
It's terrible.
As a toxic nerd, this is true, i never go outside of my mom's basement.
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Fuck these needy-ass villagers. Learn some civic fucking responsibility once in a while. Pay your goddamn taxes.
NNID: Hakkekage
my dad sent me an email. "tell me if this book cover looks good enough for me to invest money in printing a book."
he has been writing terrible poetry and posting it on facebook for the past 2 or 3 years. all these women who work with under him tell him how good it is and how wonderful he is every time he posts it. family members block his posts because they know its crappy and they know what kind of person he really is.
OH GOD WAT DO I DO
now i have a sad
oh god
picklebacks are great
no one would be drinking pickle juice intentionally if they weren't
but i love eating the garnish
even the lemon slices
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i'm eating an olive right now
I'm not saying I want a Tom Nook murder simulator or anything but
Hack into the venue's mainframe and pipe in chiptune music.
it's the only way
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If you can't get someone to regain consciousness, then you're supposed to call an ambulance yeah (although that's different from 'they just don't want to be awake'). There's a whole bunch of signs that I used to know back when this was more relevant to my interests--blue lips, slow breathing, extreme confusion and inability to focus eyes, etc.
Why am I not okay with my nerdiness? it's not like anyone will ever hear that ringtone other than me... or like that ringtone will ever be used at all.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
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