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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    I should probably do a little self examination on getting intoxicated

    Like, I think I enjoy it way too much even if I don't indulge all that often

    If I was rolling in the dough I kind of wonder if my discipline would really hold up

    I'm a fan of the "addiction is defined by its consequences" school of thought.

    If you miss work because you're boozing, you're an alcoholic.

    If you drink regularly but it doesn't interfere with your relationships, your health, and your general sober life, it doesn't really matter if you get blitzed once a year or once a month or every Saturday.

    Caveat being, of course, its statistically far more likely for "blitzed every Saturday" to be the drinking schedule with significant consequences and "get drunk maybe once every few months" to be largely consequence-free.

    But some people are very good at managing their drugs, alcohol or otherwise, and some people aren't.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    I... don't see the outrage of these nerd drinks.
    i'm a big man

    i drink hard shots

    i get on the internet and complain about video games

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    i always wondered what speculoos was actually meant to... be

    Dutch / Belgian cinnamon cookies that originated as seasonal food for Sinterklaas that got turned into a spread only 7 years ago and took the world by storm.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2015
    I have no idea why bars think gays like sweet drinks

    Gays don't like drinking calories what the fuck

    There's probably a small intersection on the Venn diagram of super buff dudes that look amazing without a shirt and bros that can make a proper manhattan

    Deebaser on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    @y2jake215 @TehSloth chance just fucking announced a show and it sold out in minutes and it was only open to nyu students and i am so fucking mad right now that i am going to try and sneak in, fuck the world

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    everything you drink/do/see/hear at a frat party is bad.

    If there is a hell, it's a frat party.

    One time my cousin was at a basement frat party, and threw up into her hands while she was on the dance floor, but no one noticed so she--I kid you not--threw it on the floor and fled back to her dorm.

    Later, her roommate came home and told her: "I was at this party tonight, and it was SO DISGUSTING. I never want to go out to another frat party. Everyone was so drunk, and it was so humid, and it smelled so bad. And when I tried to dance, I slipped and FELL in SOMEONE'S VOMIT."

    Well that reminds me.

    I got very drunk during the Halloween of my undergrad senior year.

    My best guess is that I realized I should sleep off how drunk I had become. But I am not sure what I was thinking. I do not remember.

    I have been told that then-girlfriend found me sleeping halfway up the stairs to her apartment, right next to a puddle of vomit; probably mine. She tried to wake me but could not. She gave up. Hours later I knocked and she let me in.

    Post-blackout, my first memory is resting on her couch, eating a bowl of delicious ramen that she had just handed me.

    And still she ended up marrying me.

    that's a keeper right there

    (as you apparently figured out)

    (PS: it's danger zone when someone's been vomiting and you can't wake them up even when you try)

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I have no idea why bars think gays like sweet drinks

    Gays don't like drinking calories what the fuck
    gonna start a gay bar where all the drinks are just water mixed with a liquor

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I should probably do a little self examination on getting intoxicated

    Like, I think I enjoy it way too much even if I don't indulge all that often

    If I was rolling in the dough I kind of wonder if my discipline would really hold up

    I enjoy getting drunk but

    I guess maybe it's good that my body is frail and cannot handle alcohol as great as other people can so it kind of tempers my desire
    because i get a lot of enjoyment from being drunk but then i feel p shitty even with not too much lately


    i have also been a lot more moderate in my weed consumption

    very moderate, and basically no smoking ever anymore, just vape and occasional food


    and i have several bottles of liquor and a quarter on hand so, it is actual moderation and not just me not having access



    i guess this is also part of me and my health kick

    feeling good physically feels goodddd

    poo
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    jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkes no.

    Um sorry I'm gonna need you to make a variation on a Dark'n'Stormy called a Shadow of Mordor

    Sex on Normandy Beach

    Gin and Sonic

    Corpser Reviver

    DE_BOILER Maker

    Salty Watch_Dogs

    Dead Island Iced Tea

    The Goldeneye 64

    Green Bloody Mary

    White No Russian

    Seven and Final Fantasy Seven

    I AM STEALING GIN AND SONIC

    I AM MAKING THIS DRINK

    Throw in some blue curacao and maybe a simple syrup. Serve over ice in a Collins glass.

    I bet this can be made to work with some trial and error.

    Yeah, gin with curacao with a red apple slice garnish could totally work

    Maybe some soda and simple syrup along with it?

    I don't know if the ginger beer and the curacao would conflict

    Soda and syrup to taste yeah

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    I... don't see the outrage of these need drinks.

    i'm no booze snob, i just really enjoy hating on nerds

    The Uncle Ruckus of nerds

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Here is my guide to drinking

    Drink what you enjoy
    here is my guide to drinking

    do not garnish with pizza bagel bites

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    My Animal Crossing neighbors get me.

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    Asking the right questions.

    Crazy blackface rabbit.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    i saw a guy on the subway the other day with

    a hyrule shield backpack
    gloves with hyrule insignia on them
    sweatshirt or jacket with hyrule insignia
    hat with hyrule insignia pattern on it
    gold pin on his hat with hyrule insignia

    urghhhh
    well, to be fair, yesterday i was wearing
    seahawks socks
    seahawks shirt
    seahawks jersey
    seahawks hoodie
    seahawks beanie

    Thats different though you're just trying to generate some good juju in the cosmos for tomorrow

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Rye whiskey and starfruit juice, starfruit slice garnish

    It's a Ryestar

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    I have no idea why bars think gays like sweet drinks

    Gays don't like drinking calories what the fuck

    I suspect its more that gay bars are less likely to cater to the "bro drinker" who views alcohol consumption not as a social activity for group enjoyment but a test of manhood, with "manhood" being defined by the ability to constantly consume unpleasant drinks with no complaint.

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkes no.

    Um sorry I'm gonna need you to make a variation on a Dark'n'Stormy called a Shadow of Mordor

    Sex on Normandy Beach

    Gin and Sonic

    Corpser Reviver

    DE_BOILER Maker

    Salty Watch_Dogs

    Dead Island Iced Tea

    The Goldeneye 64

    Green Bloody Mary

    White No Russian

    Seven and Final Fantasy Seven

    I AM STEALING GIN AND SONIC

    I AM MAKING THIS DRINK

    Throw in some blue curacao and maybe a simple syrup. Serve over ice in a Collins glass.

    I bet this can be made to work with some trial and error.

    Im pretty sure this is a better recipe than anything on their website.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    My boyfriend is pretty great about how when I get fucked up too much

    I guess that's because I don't do it too often and I have a job and everything

    Plus if he has to take care of me I make sure to make him a nice dinner the next day

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    @y2jake215 @TehSloth chance just fucking announced a show and it sold out in minutes and it was only open to nyu students and i am so fucking mad right now that i am going to try and sneak in, fuck the world

    Burn it down

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Here is my guide to drinking

    Drink what you enjoy
    here is my guide to drinking

    do not garnish with pizza bagel bites

    Ehhhhh

    In the video he says it's just a visual thing.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    i saw a guy on the subway the other day with

    a hyrule shield backpack
    gloves with hyrule insignia on them
    sweatshirt or jacket with hyrule insignia
    hat with hyrule insignia pattern on it
    gold pin on his hat with hyrule insignia

    urghhhh
    well, to be fair, yesterday i was wearing
    seahawks socks
    seahawks shirt
    seahawks jersey
    seahawks hoodie
    seahawks beanie

    Thats different though you're just trying to generate some good juju in the cosmos for tomorrow
    maybe this guy was hoping to generate some good juju in the cosmos for getting a zelda new 3ds

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    I'd be pretty fine with more nerd-themed non-gaming cultural things

    like nerd bars or clubs or whatever

    if nerd culture wasn't so fucking toxic and terrible

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    The Plok drink is just a giant shot of the most alcoholic hard beverage you can find.

    Because it will feel like your limbs have separated from your body.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I have no idea why bars think gays like sweet drinks

    Gays don't like drinking calories what the fuck

    I suspect its more that gay bars are less likely to cater to the "bro drinker" who views alcohol consumption not as a social activity for group enjoyment but a test of manhood, with "manhood" being defined by the ability to constantly consume unpleasant drinks with no complaint.

    my experience is that bros do not generally regard the drinks they drink as unpleasant

    (except joking shit like picklebacks or w-e)

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I have no idea why bars think gays like sweet drinks

    Gays don't like drinking calories what the fuck

    I suspect its more that gay bars are less likely to cater to the "bro drinker" who views alcohol consumption not as a social activity for group enjoyment but a test of manhood, with "manhood" being defined by the ability to constantly consume unpleasant drinks with no complaint.

    The drinks aren't better though just sweeter

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    I have no idea why bars think gays like sweet drinks

    Gays don't like drinking calories what the fuck
    gonna start a gay bar where all the drinks are just water mixed with a liquor

    gonna start a bar that makes gay drinks. The gay drinks will be regular cocktails with a rainbow flag garnish.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    The only real mans drink is the CID special (double bacardi and coke).

    Anything else is arguing about who the least nerdy guy in gamesworkshop is.

    Hth god bles tbqh

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    i saw a guy on the subway the other day with

    a hyrule shield backpack
    gloves with hyrule insignia on them
    sweatshirt or jacket with hyrule insignia
    hat with hyrule insignia pattern on it
    gold pin on his hat with hyrule insignia

    urghhhh
    well, to be fair, yesterday i was wearing
    seahawks socks
    seahawks shirt
    seahawks jersey
    seahawks hoodie
    seahawks beanie

    Thats different though you're just trying to generate some good juju in the cosmos for tomorrow
    maybe this guy was hoping to generate some good juju in the cosmos for getting a zelda new 3ds
    He failed :( apparently Fry's cancelled a bunch of orders today too

    fkin Nintendo

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Here is my guide to drinking

    Drink what you enjoy
    here is my guide to drinking

    do not garnish with pizza bagel bites

    Ehhhhh

    In the video he says it's just a visual thing.

    it allows you to visually determine that it is a garbage drink.

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    jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Deebaser wrote: »
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkes no.

    Um sorry I'm gonna need you to make a variation on a Dark'n'Stormy called a Shadow of Mordor

    Sex on Normandy Beach

    Gin and Sonic

    Corpser Reviver

    DE_BOILER Maker

    Salty Watch_Dogs

    Dead Island Iced Tea

    The Goldeneye 64

    Green Bloody Mary

    White No Russian

    Seven and Final Fantasy Seven

    I AM STEALING GIN AND SONIC

    I AM MAKING THIS DRINK

    Throw in some blue curacao and maybe a simple syrup. Serve over ice in a Collins glass.

    I bet this can be made to work with some trial and error.

    Im pretty sure this is a better recipe than anything on their website.

    My liver looks like Normandy Beach after d-day.

    Edit

    I'd start two parts gin, one part blue curacao, one part simple syrup. Progressively dilute with soda to see how the taste profile changes.

    If too sweet, go to half part syrup. Too much citrus cut to a half part curacao... Etc.

    jmcdonald on
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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    I have no idea why bars think gays like sweet drinks

    Gays don't like drinking calories what the fuck

    I suspect its more that gay bars are less likely to cater to the "bro drinker" who views alcohol consumption not as a social activity for group enjoyment but a test of manhood, with "manhood" being defined by the ability to constantly consume unpleasant drinks with no complaint.

    The drinks aren't better though just sweeter

    Well "better" implies higher quality ingredients

    gay bars aren't magically more profitable, shit still costs money

    sugar costs jack, so sweeter it is!

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    lmao if you dont' drink whisky straight

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Here is my guide to drinking

    Drink what you enjoy
    here is my guide to drinking

    do not garnish with pizza bagel bites

    Ehhhhh

    In the video he says it's just a visual thing.
    a) that's literally what a garnish is, and my complaint is about using it as a garnish
    b) it was totally just soaking in the drink anyway, yum pepperoni cocktail

    deebs, make it happen...i need a Papa John's cocktail, stat

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    takes a garbage drink maker to spot a garbage drink maker

    *pings ludious etc*

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    We had an uninvited guest at one of our student housing parties that we kicked out for being creepy to the ladies, and who then climbed up the fire escape to get back in (the doors were wide open to attempt to cool the house), got a beer, went into a random dudes bedroom and then started to download porn on p2p. (This was before streaming sites)

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    I should probably do a little self examination on getting intoxicated

    Like, I think I enjoy it way too much even if I don't indulge all that often

    If I was rolling in the dough I kind of wonder if my discipline would really hold up

    I enjoy getting drunk but

    I guess maybe it's good that my body is frail and cannot handle alcohol as great as other people can so it kind of tempers my desire
    because i get a lot of enjoyment from being drunk but then i feel p shitty even with not too much lately


    i have also been a lot more moderate in my weed consumption

    very moderate, and basically no smoking ever anymore, just vape and occasional food


    and i have several bottles of liquor and a quarter on hand so, it is actual moderation and not just me not having access



    i guess this is also part of me and my health kick

    feeling good physically feels goodddd

    yeah as far as boozing goes for me we have a decent amount of liquor or at least a far larger amount than ever before for me

    i've basically left it untouched so far

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    imo there is no reason to feel bad about judging people because everyone is judging you anyway

    just don't be mean

    poo
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    OH DANG LIQUOR STORE'S OUT OF FOUR ROSES

    GUESS IMMA HAVE TO BUY FOUR ROSES SMALL BATCH

    NO CHOICE REALLY

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I have no idea why bars think gays like sweet drinks

    Gays don't like drinking calories what the fuck

    I suspect its more that gay bars are less likely to cater to the "bro drinker" who views alcohol consumption not as a social activity for group enjoyment but a test of manhood, with "manhood" being defined by the ability to constantly consume unpleasant drinks with no complaint.

    my experience is that bros do not generally regard the drinks they drink as unpleasant

    (except joking shit like picklebacks or w-e)
    whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

    picklebacks are divine

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